TO YOUR BARFFLE STATIONS! (Thanks for the tip, Randi and Josh.)
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the barf.
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of barf are stored (C’MON, EVERYBODY NOW!)
He hath loosed the fateful barfing of His terrible swift barf
HIIIS BAAARF IIIIIS BAAAARFING BAAAAAARRFFFFF!!!
I love you all.
Why can’t I find a gif of Julia Ward Howe shaking her head?
Ugh. I would hate fuck her so much.
Blergh, yuck, sorry.
Sarah, I would have consensual adult sex with you and then never call you again and leave you second-guessing your sexuality alone because you are the WORST and SHRILL.
Why does she look like she has food stuck in her teeth in this gif? Is floss socialist?
Dear Ms. Scully:
My name is Mans. I think you are the best. Would you please move in with me and make that face at me for the rest of my days on this God-forsaken Earth? I would really appreciate it.
This gif is amazing. You just made me want to watch an X-Files.
Got my hands up, they’re playin’ my song
And now I’m gonna be OK
Yeah! It’s a Tea Party in the USA!
(PS, if this song, existed my cousins in Texas would have already downloaded to their Zunes)
Wake up in the morning feel like Sarah Pain
Got my glasses, and Fargo accent, gonna hit the city
Before I leave brush my teeth with a moose or a yak
’cause when I abandon my elected responsibilities, I ain’t comin’ back!
They lost me at rhyming “won’t take any bunk” with “come down to hunt some skunk”
Some acceptable alternatives:
“Packed the constitution in her trunk”
“Disciplined like a monk”
“Tell those liberals that they stunk”
“Taught Blake Griffin how to dunk”
“I think Todd is a hunk”
“She’s opposed to driving drunk”
“She brings the noise and funk”
“The caves of freedom she’ll spelunk.”
Spelunking is a hippy hobby, you socialist.
“You should see her Krump”
“On justice she gets krunk”
“Darwinism she’ll debunk”
“A basic geography quiz she’ll flunk”
“Liberty’s her crack and America’s her junk”
“Slam Dunk (Da Funk).”
It’s a carefully veiled racist jab at how congress is both black and white?
I live in a very cool country where we worship our lord and savior Sarah Palin. She is full of noble truths, and we love to sing her praises in our opulently-decorated conference rooms (?) while wearing our noble and tasteful ceremonial garb. We are a very cool culture. Our country is called the United States of America, have you ever heard of it?
Oh, also, sorry about what our very cool country is going to do to everybody in 2012.
That’s so Kafka
Hm, I was going more for “That’s So Raven.” I don’t always succeed.
I like that one of their complaints about the government is that “Whenever they give us something they expect something in return,” because yep! That is actually how government and functioning society works! Welcome to Civics 101, lesson 1: The Social Contract.
My thoughts exactly.
My favourite line was “she’s not a Harvard lawyer” because, yup, understatement of the year.
And of course, who wants a Harvard lawyer as their leader? Yuck. Give me the gal who works behind the counter at the video store, please.
1And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon her horns ten crowns, and upon her heads the name of blasphemy.
2And the beast which I saw was like unto a wolf, and her feet were as the feet of a pitbull, and her mouth as wide as the sea: and the fools gave her their power, and their seat, and great authority.
3And I saw one of her heads as it were wounded to death; and her deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
4And they worshipped the fools which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast? who is able to make war with her?
5And there was given unto her a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto her to continue forty and eight months.
6And she opened her mouth in blasphemy against the good, to blaspheme its name, and the tabernacles, and them that dwell in peace.
7And it was given unto her to make war, and to overcome them: and power was given her over all kinds of kindreds, and tongues, and nations.
8And many that dwell upon the earth shall worship her, those whose names are not written in the book of life.
Impulsively, I allowed my cursor to hover over the play button and click. As it was loading, the full gravity of my actions settled upon me. I thought to myself, “It’s a Monday. It’s Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.” With relief I paused the video before it had a chance to begin playing. I shook my head to myself, determined to make my own corner of the world a peaceful, happy place, if only for one day. “Nope. Not today, world.”
I had a similar, yet less eloquent reaction; “nah, I’m not pausing Intervention for this ish.”
What part of twirlin’ my finger don’t you understand?
Let it be known, it is my intention to be the first person to secede from Earth after watching that video.
Based on that lady’s outfit, these people are voting against what their income tax bracket would recommend.
The wealthiest two percent? (Spiritually wealthy, I mean)
That’s Your Battle Hymn: Sarah Palin Battle Hymn
wait, by “when she gets to washington it’ll be cold as hell” do you mean sarah palin will be president when hell freezes over?
Exactly! What was the thought behind that line? I can’t figure it out.
What about ”Sarah has the wisdom…to walk through an open door”. Compelling lyrics right here.
Sarah Palin: not quite as wise as a velociraptor.
(Not a) Clever Girl.
if it takes “wisdom” to walk through an open door, i must be a genius…
WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You mean that’s not your girlfriend?
Son’t worry That One. The Death Panels will take care of them soon and you’ll be able to take them all away.
And they say Sarah Palin’s words don’t inspire atrocities.
“She’s not a Harvard lawyer, but she knew what the Founder’s meant.”
United States Constitution, Article IV, Sec. 2: “No Person held to Service or Labour in one State, under the Laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in Consequence of any Law or Regulation therein, be discharged from such Service or Labour, But shall be delivered up on Claim of the Party to whom such Service or Labour may be due.”
When referring to the original intentions of the Framers of the Constitution, remember that one of the only three individual rights protected (prior to the Ten Amendments) was the right of slaveholders to get their runaway slaves back. This sin was not fixed until 1865, when the Thirteenth Amendment was ratified.
This is what our country is founded on. This is what the Founders meant.
There’s also the whole issue of how a whole lot of prominent Founder’s were, you know, Harvard grads.
Not to mention atheists/deists.
Crazy teapartiers, you just got Mans’d!
Like Joe Kavalier’s inability to bring himself back to Rosa and Sam (bookgum people!) I have found myself struggling today to disconnect from the internet and go outside. I didn’t know how.
And, well, PROBLEM SOLVED.
It would be cool if Palin would make like Joe Kavalier and DISAPPEAR
What was it like out there? Scary and weird?
fake and gay.
Can’t wait until this is auto-tuned and turned into a song
“PEOPLE DIED SINGING THAT SONG, BE RESPECTFUL.” – My dad
I can’t tell if Sarah Palin is more a false idol or a graven image, but I’m pretty sure these two geezers are breaking a commandment somewhere.
It’s been a while since I’ve been to Sunday school, but isn’t changing the words of a hymn still considered kinda, y’know, sacrilegious?
I just liked the line ‘when she gets to Washington it’ll be cold as hell’, ie ‘Hell will freeze over before Sarah Palin is President’ (but this will probably split the Republicans and force a third party candidate for the Tea Party, giving us 4 more Obamaneous years).
But on a wider level, can someone please explain to me as an Australian, removed from the day-to-day operations of US politics, what exactly she will be taking back? Obama’s been president since January 2009. Are they taking it back for the Republicans? Because it hasn’t been gone for very long. Also, the Republicans dominate congress so haven’t they already taken back government?
There is so much not to get about Sarah Palin but that particular stumbling block trips me up every time I think about this.
The video was posted just before the last election. The “take our country back” Tea Party slogan has been widely interpreted as a thinly veiled allusion to white people taking the country back from minorities.
“The conjunction of a black president and a female speaker of the House — topped off by a wise Latina on the Supreme Court and a powerful gay Congressional committee chairman — would sow fears of disenfranchisement among a dwindling and threatened minority in the country no matter what policies were in play. It’s not happenstance that Frank, Lewis and Cleaver — none of them major Democratic players in the health care push — received a major share of last weekend’s abuse. When you hear demonstrators chant the slogan “Take our country back!,” these are the people they want to take the country back from.”
Another interpretation is on this web site, that promotes “taking our country back one marxist spider hole at a time.”
Now someone explain to me what a marxist spider hole is…
Thank you charming lady.
I’m not sure that Snooper is using ‘Marxist’ correctly.
FIRST WINTER JAM OF 2012
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