Jay-Z’s bodyspray isn’t the only product being marketed by a hip hop “mogul” this week. There’s also Diddy’s Ciroc Vodka.

Sure. Frank Sinatra. ’50s glamor. Right. Because there is nothing more glamorous than standing alone next to an empty swimming pool chugging a giant glass of straight vodka. Everyone knows that when you want to show people how fancy you are you just hold up your hand and say “Waiter, a glass of vodka please” and all the women within earshot will be look “whoops, my pants!” Drink it with dinner! You’re a nightmare to be around!