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To the best of my understanding, having children is mostly miserable. When you first get one, they poop and pee everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE (thank you, ladies and germs!). Then, once they get that worked out, you have to teach them, well, basically, everything, because their stupid brains are completely empty. Once you’ve gotten that to a manageable level, that is when the children start snorting drugs and fucking each other and driving, sometimes all three at the same time, so you’ve got that to think about. Oh, and P.S. it’s all FOREVER until you DIE. (Unless they die first which is apparently EVEN WORSE.) But there must be something to it, because people definitely keep getting these things. I do think that there must be brief moments between all of blood, poop, and tears, when you look at your children and think: “I made that. I brought that into this world. And it just the absolute best.”
It helps if the children are krumping.
Ladies, is that what your ticking biological clocks sound like? Ding Dong! Who is it? IT IS THE TRUE MIRACLE OF LIFE! (Thanks for the tip, Amanda.)
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Great, now my ovaries hurt!
My Testicles Hurt from All The Krumping Kids in There
Damn! We got served, y’all!
We should dance back! That clumsy kid fell over at the end! We could win this!
Show ‘em how we roll, Papa Smurf:
FAIL!!!! Let’s try this one….
Show ‘em how we roll, Papa Smurf:
Guys, I’m pretty sure this is the video that was taken of the LA Monster Meetup at around 3am.
Lunch lady, a round of juice boxes for my friends here!
Make them doubles (big juice boxes)!
Those hats are too large.
Are you talking about kids or dogs? Teach Birdie how to krump and Benji is hers
My krumpshake brings all the boys to the yard!
I’m pretty sure when I was their age, I was on the playground purposely putting sand in my shoes for a visual gag I had planned later, wherein I dumped sand into the classroom’s trash can in front of my classmates and teacher, all like, “Huh? Huh? Pretty funny, right? How’d all this sand get in my shoes?”
Way better than mine. I figured I’d pee in the sandbox to great comical effect. It…um…. did go over as well as I’d hoped.
Didn’t…. didn’t go over well. I need a nap.
Everyday, I feel more and more like Andy Rooney. Thanks Gabe.
“What’s a krump? Is it like a chump? Or those Pumps the kids like to wear? Baaaaahhhh! Oldnessssss!”
It’s a lump, I’ve had one or two of those in my day
Finally saw Bob’s Burgers the other day and it’s SOOOO GOOOD!! Seriously, very high quality stuff.
It’s similar to a lovely lady lump, but about 15% more repulsive.
I know what you mean. I was all “They look like they just mixed the scarecrows dance with the tin mans dance” and then I was like “No they didn;t. They have no idea what those things are”
Get those kids a juice box!
Make them doubles (big juice boxes)!
Oh man, didn’t see KajusX’s comment up there. The fact stands that somebody needs to get these children some juice boxes.
Do not sweat it, it was worth being echoed. Those kids literally deserve a school year’s worth of juice boxes.
“You’re never too young to be krumpin’” -Snooki, in a better world
All these krumping pageant parents are crazy.
The dance school has been doing so much better ever since they kicked Honey out.
The past year, I’ve been working with under-priviledged kids in the suburbs of Montreal. At the youth center where I am employed we’ve started looking for new things to occupy and teach the young ones, and fortunately we found a local dancing crew willing to spend some ours with the kids. I have never seen my students so interested in my life. KRUMPING is definitely what they like to do best. This is the first video my colleague made of Ericsson and Mundi, two little boys from my group of 12:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zwckhk9Imw
Loved it. Great stuff!
Thanks KajusX ! Can you tell I am super proud of them?
Awesome! I grew up on in the suburbs of Montreal! I live in the city now, but I used to teach in dance studios in the West Island up until a couple years ago. What area are you in?
We are up in Montréal Nord, not far from the railroad tracks of the Boulevard Industriel.
Whenever a Montreal gathering of Monsters occurs, you are coming.
*some hours
That was an awful long way of saying, “Look at these kids dance funny.”
Downvotes, huh? Well guess what. I’m Fuzzy the fuckin’ Chair, I calls ‘em likes I sees ‘em. If you don’t like it, then don’t buy a ticket to ride this wild ride. Wooooooooooo!
And now to disappear down the rabbit hole of krumping videos on youtube for the next two hours. Curse you, Internet!
Hot on your heels, lawblog. I remember when this happened with kwaito: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gh59_fI9ks (not good til after 1:00).
This “krumping” reminds me ever so much of how I get from my bed to the shower every morning, if by krumping you meant what my muscles were doing and what my body wasn’t.
That second kid shared hats with the third kid. DON’T YOU KNOW THAT’S HOW YOU SPREAD LICE?!?!?!?!?
These kids are very good at whatever it is that they are doing.
Nothng funny to add (SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW) but, yes please. We should all be so lucky as to have some krumping 8-year-olds to make us happy in this world.
THEY KRUMP TO THE TICKING OF MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK
Jeb? What’s krumping? -Everyone’s mom in 2 years
Also, can we get a Nutty Professor reboot? #christmaswiththekrumps
That is not krumping. THIS is krumping.
I was wondering where this gif was!
This is awesome, but you should not let it convince you to have kids. I’ve got one, and all she can do is this: http://bit.ly/fNfYzZ. Seriously: She’s an embarrassment.
I bet you save a tonne on air conditioning.
I don’t think I’m ready for kids; I can’t even put my hot dog on a rake.
the “… the absolute best”-thing happened this morning after having force-fed my kid through 15 minutes of screaming/grunting, right after he peed on our entire bed.
Sorry to go lame-O on you