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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
He’s way out of my league. My boyfriend is more like an understudy for the Blue Tooth Man Group.
GOJO HANDS FREE
I feel like I’ve seen this exact stunt pulled before. I’ll go ahead and call it: PLAGIARIST COMMENTATOR.
Take one pound of Dane Cook, mix him with a pound Alan Funt, throw in a dash of Ashton Kutcher…
BAM. Recipe for instant vomit.
GOJO HANDS FREE
Uh, Jon Benjamin has a brother?
Apparently, and they are both a couple of pranksters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGUG81-S2ok
GOJO HANDS FREE
He had me at “number two in my pants.”
He had us all.
GOJO HANDS FREE
Oh, I get it. It’s funny cause he’s a jerk.
so THIS is why we restored stephen baldwin?
My volume is disabled. I have no idea what he is saying.
I GET IT IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK HE’S TALKING TO THEM BUT HE’S PRETENDING TO BE ON THE PHONE. HAHAHAHA.
You could say they got “phone’d”!
What a prick. Yes, I’m talking right to you.
Maybe his teeth wouldnt be so blue if he stopped doing so much meth….i didnt watch this, that’s what its about, right?
True Story. Two years ago, I was buying a Christmas tree from Menards, and I took the tree to the employee outside who was supposed to saw a few inches off the bottom of the trunk. And then this happened, I promise, every word is true:
Employee: How long will it take you to get home?
Me: *thinking he was concerned about the tree being, I don’t know, outside for so long.* About 30 minutes. Should be fine.
Employee: Well, do you want to call me when you get there?
Me: I’ve bought Christmas trees before. I’ll be alright.
Employee: Well, I’d feel better if you called me.
Me: Uhm. Sorry?
Employee: I’d just feel better if you called me when you got home.
Me: Haha? Uhm. I don’t. I mean, that’s not what I-
Employee: *looks up at me. I see Bluetooth in his ear.* I’m sorry, Sir, what are you saying?
Me: Oh. Nothing.
(Because I’m the dumbest dummy who ever dummied, apparently.)
To be fair, he was probably too distracted by the fact that you are a blue fuzzy monster with a hand perpetually up your ass to even notice what you were saying.
Everything’s gotta be fair with you, doesn’t it, Facetaco?
(callback humor … so right now)
“callback” is the “hanging chad” of 2010-2011.
To be fair, yes.
I like to think that this was a fumbled pick up attempt by that Menard’s employee and he just blamed it on the earpiece.
In retrospect, my favorite part of the story is definitely my, “I’ve bought Christmas trees before. I’ll be alright” line. Very adult thing to say.
Cinemax version: “I could tell. You really seem to know what you are doing. “
THIS. IS. INFURIATING.
Inconsiderate cell phone man was funnier. MAULED BY A TIGER!
“Hi Verizon, how may Bluetooth earpieces do you have? How many? Good…
CAUSE I WANT ‘EM ALL!” — Brad Pitt, Prankster
“AN EDBASSMASTER FILM”
*hand jerk off motion*
Something something Bed Assmaster.
nailed it.
Huh. He managed to take something infuriating (Blue Tooth assholes) and multiply it by something even more infuriating (hidden camera pranks), and now I’m afraid I’m going to involuntarily slap the next person that walks into my office.
It would be funnier if he didn’t have a bluetooth in his ear?
Remove that question mark sir.
It would be FUNNIER if he DIDN’T have a BLUETOOTH in HIS EAR!
A!
B!
C!
D!
EFG!
HIJKLMNOP!
Q!
I have no idea what you’re doing, but I like it!
I always get stuck on “R” too.
I swear when I first glanced at the title I thought it said:
So first you get my hopes up and then you shatter my dreams. THANKS.
yeah this is edbassmaster, he walks the fine of line of being terrible and semi-funny
Also, pretending you have a communicable disease around an infant is hilarious!
so if pranks are The Worst, and this barely even qualifies as a prank, what sort of sub-prank terminology should we be using here?
He totally “goofed” that “dude” with his “barf”.
He “Ka-BLAM’d” his “Punk’d” in peoples “Unfamous Faceholes”
There is absolutely no reason for this to be 3:23. 10 seconds is all that is needed to understand how unfunny it is.
But it took the full first minute to even enter the Leno Zone.
Show of hands, who here hasn’t had to fart and then accidentally did #2 in their pants? I’d like to make a poll on this. I’ve done it twice in my adult life. Once @ a movie theater.
Thanks, but…
Wait? Why is it James Joyce? Shouldn’t it instead be, like, yes yes yes yes i will yes? to show excitement??
Joyce was a fart smeller. Lady-farts.
“It’s okay, you ASSHOLE, I understand that your hands are really busy, and you were not talking to me, THE ACTUAL PERSON IN YOUR PROXIMITY.” – Everyone
The most appalling part of this video is when the store clerk says that Milky Way is better than Snickers? WHAT?!
I just blue myself.