Posted on Oct 7th, 2008 by Lindsay 6 Comments

Have you seen these monkey waiters they have now? They’re monkeys who have the amazing ability to not only wait tables, but to flood email inboxes with emails titled “MONKEY WAITERS!!!”:

I like how they’re only allowed to work two hours per day. Who decided that two hours was the maximum amount of time a monkey could bring people beer in exchange for soybeans without it being cruel? (Thanks for the tip, every single person or website on the internet today!)

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Comments (6)
  1. BradOFarrell  |   Posted on Oct 7th, 2008

    The thumbnail looks like Hilary Clinton

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  2. Maxwell GS  |   Posted on Oct 7th, 2008

    This. Is. Hilarious.

    I mean… it’s monkeys… that are waiters…

    …

    What isn’t to like about that!?!?!?!?

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  3. Becca  |   Posted on Oct 7th, 2008

    as a card holding member of the ASPCA, I categorically denounce this.

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  4. I PEE GOLD  |   Posted on Oct 7th, 2008

    YOU GOT ME GOING BANANA’S OVER HERE!

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  5. Elliot  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2008

    Monkey evolution is getting scary. What’s going to happen when these guys evolve?

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  6. Genevieve  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2008

    I hate humans. No seriously, I do.

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