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Oh, Sarah Palin. Is there even really anything else to say about her at this point? Yes. There is probably SO MUCH left to say about her. But who has the energy? She is exhausting! She reminds me of a puppy in the way that she doesn’t know anything, ruins everything, loves the taste of her own shit, is constantly up in your face, and, like all puppies, does NOT belong in politics. SOMEONE PUT HER IN HER KENNEL FOR SOME QUIET TIME, PLEASE! But you know what they say: when life gives you vain, egomaniacal hate-mongers, make vain egomaniacal hate-monger lemonade party games. That’s a common expression. You hear it all the time. So: Sarah Palin Movies!
- Freedom and Dumber
- Jews
- The Diving Blood Libel and the Butterfly
- Must Hate Wolves
- The Socialist Network
- 50 First Refudiates
Let’s finally get something of value (bad puns) out of this horrible woman’s existence.
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Kill Drill
Faster, Pussycat! Drill! Drill!
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Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
#bristolpalinmovies
Approved!
I Can See From Russia With Love From My House
Four in, and I already know this is the best one.
Revolution Rogue
There Will Be Blood Libel
Blood Libel Simple
Blood Libel In, Blood Libel Out
City of God
Baby Mama Grizzlies
Mama Grizzly Man
babe: lipstick pig in the city.
putting lipstick on the pig in the city? there’s a joke here somewhere, i may have posted too soon.
This Honky Grandma Be Trippin’
Forgetting Sarah Palin
It’s what I wish I could do right now.
Won a Date With Todd Palin
Bad Human Being
it’s non-sequel but sort of sequel
Bad Human Being: Port of Call
it’s been a conspiracy this whole time:
you inspired me–or planted a pineapple in my head, so to speak.
2012
Slumdog Idon’tcare
Fight Club a Baby Seal
Dinner for Schmucks
Top Surveyor’s Tool
Concentration Camp Nowhere
Seeing Russia From My House With Love
Ah, crap. Somebody beat me to it.
LOL ORTON
Dr. T Party and the Women Who Run for Vice President
She’s Having a Baby (And Giving It A Dumb Name, Probably)
Takin’ of Pelham 123
Runnin’ With Scissors
Changin’ Lanes
Findin’ Nemo
Drivin’ Miss Daisy
Waitin’ to Exhale
Chasin’ Amy
Raisin’ Arizona
Romancin’ The Stone
Lookin’ For Mr. Goodbar
Tradin’ Places
Leavin’ Las Vegas
Ragin’ Bull
Winnin’ Party Games.
So, you win, obvi, but over dinner, here’s what Teacherfriday came up with:
Hushmore
(Shut the Fuck) Up
Fuck My Life as We Know It
True Bitch
Never Let Me Run
It’s a Wonderful Rifle
My Left Foot in My Mouth
Alaskanamerican President
Mr. Hockey Mom
The Matrix Don’t Retreat Reloaded
The Big Drill
featuring the track “When a Man Loves a Country”
The Asshole Nine Yards
Once (As in, I wish I only heard about this lady ONCE)
Tea Party Monster
24 Hour Tea Party People
i mis-clicked.
+!
+1… though “+!” shows my enthusiasm for frowning at sad things.
House Tea Party
Road Tripp (her son is named Tripp)
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Her Skull
My Other Right Foot
or
My Lamestream Foot
Sins of the (Founding) Fathers
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
WithPalin I
Holy Crap, this is fantastic.
A totally understandable reaction to hearing her speak.
Never mix your drinks!
Refudiating Arizona
season of the bitch
Surveyor Symbol ‘Em Up
Moose Alrighty
Hopey-Changey Floats
A Streetcar Named Maverick
honey I blood libeled the kids
The Not Witches of Eastwick #ChristineODonnellMovies
I’m You Again #ChristineODonnellMovies
Nuts
Anti-Semighty Ducks
I am done caring about Sarah Palin. Here is an animated .gif that I think articulates my severe lack of caring about this woman.
So now I know what a Joygasm looks like. Thank you.
Is it weird that I don’t remember this episode?
it’s from the one where theo wanted the expensive shirt
So they make him buy back all his furniture?
Then Cliff sprouts ram horns and plays Gamecube on ecstasy.
I Shot Rocky and Bullwinkle
Argh, I didn’t refresh the page soon enough. I apologize for the plagiarist comment!
True Twit
Grizzly Mama (with the same outcome as the original, please)
Daughter Dancing
I Can See From Russia With Love From My House
Double plagiarism all the way woah
The Deaths of Rocky and Bullwinkle
Saddle Wasilla
Cruel Intentions
Eyes Wide Shut.
Contraception
Conception, since she doesn’t believe in contraception
Going Rogue-us Pocus
this deserves more approval than it has so far, in my humble estimation.
Throw Momma Grizzly From the Train (onto a pile of needles, because I don’t want her to get too hurt, just angry/frustrated/embarrassed and I’m afraid my tone could be interpreted as murderous, which it is not)
I meant pine needles, not intravenous needles. This isn’t Saw.
Since you retracted your mistake I am going to have to tell myself that your statement was a slip emanating from our (somewhat) collective unconscious
Gotcharlie and the Chocolate Factory
127 Brain Cells
126 too many
The Jerk
Topsy-Taily
The King’s Speech (written on his hand)
Memento
Reagan’s Speech
Red State Dragon
You Got Surveyed
awesome
Trigby Goes Down
Death Panels at a Funeral
Death-Panel Proof
death panel of a salesman
All The Presidents Are Better
All (White Republican) Presidents Go to Heaven
The Rogue Warrior
Step Up to the Real America
Dude, where’s my snowmobile?
Arrested Development
Barracuda 3D
An American Shootin’ Werewolves in London from a Helicopter
John & Sarah go to White Castle
(And thankfully never make it)
10 Things I Really Kind of Dislike About You
Moving away from that violent rhetoric, guys!
The Wind in the Willow.
Willow, Sarah, Michael- Triple Palin all the way across the comment box, y’all.
ReSIGNs
Dumb and Twitterer
The Dukes of Wasilla
The Mexican (Should go back to his own country, or work the oil rigs without complaining)
Fear-Mongering and Loathing in Alaska
Losing It (It Being the Presidential Election)
To Kill A Mockingbird From A Helicopter
Shut Up: 3D
Sequel Shut Up 2: the Streets and Shut Up: Just Shut Up
G.I. Joe The Plumber: The Rise of Socialism
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Woah guys! I’ve never been downvoted this much! It seemed funny at the time! Dang.
I think I remember what was funny about it… something like “Fuck Sarah Palin in the ass.” Which is true.
Being downvoted really hurts your self esteem.
Annie Get Your Gun
Pay For Your Own Rape Kit Kittredge: A (Real) American Girl
#ughughugh
Sarah, Plain and Dumb
All About Levi
Harold and Kumar: Denied Health Coverage because of Pre-existing Condition
Angry Birds
I could watch this forever
Eternal Punchline of the Rotless Mind
Go
Alaska.
(That is not a) Bullseye
Ocean’s Infinity
(Its a global warming thing, look it up)
You Betcha, Beth Cooper
All President Reagan’s Men
The Assassination of Moosey James by the Coward Sarah Palin
I don’t know if actual movies count, but I was a key grip in this one:
Yeah. I had a key grip on my one if you know what I mea- *GUNSHOT*
The Hunt for Red Socialists
Requiem for the American Dream
Obamacarrie