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It is going to be very hard to explain all of this to our grandchildren. “Wasn’t one brand of wearable blanket enough?” “It was a different time, Bobby. Now go into the anti-radiation hover sub-caverns and filter your pee so we have something to drink tomorrow.”
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Geez…. That commercial comes in univited and terrible, and since my speakers were up I look like some kinda blanket-creep. Thanks Gabe.
“Forever Lazy” would’ve been a better rap nickname for Tom Hank’s kid.
“Just zip it and get lazy”
I have the weirdest TWSS
If we’re talking about my wife it’s not that weird.
Just kidding, ladies.
Wait.. they are marketing the Hoodie Footie Snuggle suit without the footies and in a cheaper, more static-y fabric?
Great Now I have to change my avatar.
NEVER FORGET your old avatar though. even if you are Forever Lazy from now on.
Oh an avatar is nothing. I have to change my whole tailgating wardrobe!
I definitely think this is the best one yet. First: The name is directed at exactly its customer base. There’s really no need to beat around the bushes on this one. Second: They have BUTT FLAPS! Seriously, butt flaps are a must if you’re going to be wearing some footie pajamas. Third: They are ridiculously unflattering. They are unflattering to a truly remarkable degree. Perfect for those nights when you want to look as bloated, ugly and uncomfortable as you feel!
I’m snuggie ’til I die!
I’m not gonna front: I hate a snuggie. The arms are too far apart and it’s really no good if you ever plan on leaving the couch. I’d say the demographic a snuggie is most suitable for is the wheelchair-bound.
I got my stepfather a Boston Red Sox Snuggie for Christmas and he has the same issues with it.
This does not, however, stop him from wearing it around the house all the time.
I just bought 2
I am just as lazy as the next guy, but I feel insulted purchasing something called “Forever Lazy.”
What’s that?…Free Footies? Ok…Throw in some handies(?) and I am in!
For 30 bucks they better throw in a handie. HEYOO.
Lazy Until 2012
I think I need to start referring to my bowel movements as “great escapes” more often.
See, I call mine Great Expectations.
I like to think of “great escapes” as referring to if you get the front half of the Forever Lazy caught on the handle of the urinal and you can’t get it off from the front, you can just unzip the back and scoot out backwards through the butt-hole.
Ok. I’ve officially gone insane. Bye everyone. Shut it down.
Dae-su just chilling around the apartment in his FoLaz… missing work, catching some ZZs.
Just don’t get him a hammer.
“for when duty calls”
You try and take a shit wearing this thing and I guarantee that ass flap is going in the toilet water.
Only in the world of Forever Lazy is an adult small suitable for someone up to 165 pounds.
i’m glad they left the feet free for those of us who like to talk on the phone and read books.
My favorite part is the zipper on the butt. Gotta stay toasty while pooping.
So the execs at “Forever 21″ realized that 21 is actually considered to be kind of old to their tween customer base and pretty much just said “fuck it?”
I almost missed this: “Forever Lazy® is a registered trademark of Forever Lazy LLC”
Gotta jump on that name for your limited liability corporation before someone snatches it up.
Finally an appropriate sizing chart. I don’t need you to tell me what size I am rest of the world! Forever Lazy has me covered.**pun not intended. Void where prohibited. Chris Trash’es comments may cause confusion and nausea. Consult with a doctor to see if Aderall is right for you.
When did just wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt when it’s cold become too much effort for lazy people?
I agree. It seems like the snuggie is just going to keep evolving until it eventually turns back into a blanket.
As a supremely lazy person who spends a lot of time in comfy house clothes, I will say that the appeal for me has nothing to do with effort (in fact this thing seems require more effort than normal), but instead is about my own personal amusement.
Sweatpants don’t have buttflaps, duh!
Why is there so much angry towards the regular blanket? I still have my blanket from when I was 1 and you won’t be able to pry it from my cold dead hands. Count me out of the Snuggie-Forever Lazy War of 2011.
This is not a blanket. In fact I will not make fun of it, because it is AWESOME. I will probably end up owning one even though I have never seen the appeal of a snuggie/slanket/other names for a blanket with sleeves. Bring on the sexy!
Did anyone notice the color names?
Workday Blues – I like to pretend day traders wear suits to work.
Asleep on the Job Gray – More like “Asleep on the Couch and Lame”
Black to Sleep – That’s racist.
Hanky Pinky Fuchsia – No. Just no.
This looks like exactly what I need for those days when I’m just sitting at home, being FOREVER LAZY*.
*Checking videogum.
Yeah, I can almost gurarantee that no hanky panky is going to go on if one party is wearing hanky pinky.
At least until the inevitable porno film debuts.
Aaaaaaand I just scarred everyone for life. I’ll see myself out.
there are no bunny ears or poofy cottontail. not worth $30. if i’m going to wear something humiliating, let’s at least take it to the extreme. also, there is no reason for a buttflap, because clearly anyone wearing “forever lazy” has a lifetime supply of Depends.
“The Robe” by Cormac McCarthy
Everyone in that commercial looks like such a cool grown-up.
Honey, it’s our anniversary and my Zipper Hatch is down.
TEAM SLANKET
TEAM ONEPIECE. Fuck this noise, the Norwegians did it first and better. I would be disgusted at the devaluation of my precious OnePiece, but it’s just too great to be sullied by this vile knockoff. Wearers of the Forever Lazy also carry “coch” bags and wear Steve Madden YSL Tributes.