Apparently, Boxxy is back. I think she invented 4Chan? And is the CFO of Reddit? She’s the Internet’s girlfriend, basically. I know, because I backtraced it.
On another note, happy Verizon iPhone Day everyone!
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The oddest part about this chanwhore was how she was supposedly splitting the fags of b apart. But let’s get real for a second, what oldfag was still bing it up after the great habbo wars?
Never forget, AIDS was in the pool.
Are these lyrics to a Justin Beiber song or something else I’m too old to understand?
The Internetz, how does it work? Those who read it and know will hate on it, those who read and don’t will hate on it. Looks like I inadvertently pressed all the buttons on the internet hate machine at once.
Btw, you are never to old to practice:
I believe you are mistaking 4chan for ‘the internetz’ that the rest of us use.
The *fag nomenclature is basically the worst thing 4chan has inflicted on the world, and that’s saying a lot.
I agree with you on that one. Still, it’s hard for me to totally hate it, because some wonderful memes were born there. I prefer to stay on Videogum, where the good one will eventually arrive, and the awful ones stay in the Cantina on Mos 4chan.
I thought it was important to help you with your .jpg:
I haven’t felt this confused since the nerd down the hall wrote me a complaint letter in 1337.
I’m not sure if “THAT MANY” downvotes are deserved. They’re just speaking 4chan. I know its rustic phrases sound harsh to our .gif-loving ears, but, etc.
Oh let it pile on, for when to many of the public begins to enjoy any work of art, it is either trite or wrong. That being said, I haven’t been on 4chan in years, I prefer my reddit condom.
I also believe you are mistaking 4chan for a ‘work of art’.
Haha, “work of art”.
You may have said something different, but all I read was “Fag fag fag, fag fag fag fag fag. Fag! Fag fag fag, fag?”
Lay off the “fags,” will ya?
You guys downvote, but this is how all of our hovergrandkids are going to talk.
Wait, if the internet has a girlfriend, does that mean I have a girlfriend? Because I spend so much time on the internet?
HUMAN COMPANIONSHIP! FINALLY!
Boxxy is an apt name, because I’d like to pack her away in an attic and forget about her.
If Fred and Boxxy had a child, it would be the anti-Christ. Can a Photoshop wizard show us what that sadness would look like?
Note the massive chin, because this child will no doubt the Jay Leno of the Internet.
Also, I am very talented.
i took too long. they have a very similar smile & nose though. it’s weird.
I feel like Mr. Saito at the end of inception vaguely recognizing Cobb.
I guess I’m still a total n00b to this internetz thing, but I still have no idea what 4chan is, and no one has been able to explain it to me in a way I can understand.
Something, something, Trolls, something, something, Justin Bieber, something, something, Meme, something, something, Boxxy?
Same here. People have told me to never go to the website and it sounds scary, so I’ve never seen it. Can someone please explain 4chan/boxxy/etc. to me? I’ve looked on wikipedia and everything. Still don’t get what it is.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Boxxy if you really want to know, though the whole page is written in chanspeak. SO FAR FROM SAFE FOR WORK!
you know, i was just looking at Encyclopedia Dramatica, but after about 3 minutes i realized i have no idea what any of the words they’re using mean.
metaphor stretch time: it’s like when the chick in The Fifth Element reads all of the encyclopedia to understand humans. she has no basis for anything so she has to read it all. i, however, will not be reading articles like “newfag,” “oldfag,” and “chantard” to better understand this. if i cared i’d be reading 4chan or something. this isn’t even entertaining in a bad way.
That is how I felt reading the… well… 3 or so sentences of that article I was able to make it through before my head exploded. Why the obsession with the f-word? I guess it’s supposed to be endearing/normal? Ugh.
4chan is a set of boards in which everyone can post anonymously (thus the origin of Anonymous). Some of the boards are more topic-specific (/v/ = video, etc.) and some are just completely random (/b/). 4chan is often regarded as the birthplace of many famous memes, as well as the locus of a lot of horrible, disgusting, oftentimes racist and bigoted behavior (though they will say they are not actually any of those things and are doing it for the sake of trolling or whatever).
Boxxy is just some girl who talks fast and is super excited about everything that 4chan locked onto and help bring into widespread recognition. I find her personally insufferable, but she’s just doing her thing I guess.
Thanks! The whole concept just seems so odd to me. It’s just so weird how ubiquitous it is.
I don’t think anything works better than this one:
Aww, she’s a good egg. Give her some credit for surviving 4chan’s capricious attention.
What is a Jake Fogelnest? What is a Boxxy? I’m already on cold meds this isn’t helping with my perception of reality, guys.
LURK MOAR. <3
What with all her “cute little voices she does” and obnoxious references she makes, it’s like watching a Family Guy episode. But instead of a horrible family guy episode it’s a horrible person.
Ratchet. Here’s a pro tip. You can just say “Family Guy episode,” the “horrible” is already implied.
“But instead of a horrible family guy episode it’s a horrible Gilmore Girls episode.”
Is this an appropriate place to use “TL;DR”????
I would literally rather watch a Brokencyde video than 7 minutes of Boxxy.
and everything she SAYS? it sounds like she’s asking me a QUESTION? i’m not sure why she talks like THAT? weird INFLECTION? i GUESS?
She forgot an X. Or this is viral for Real Steel. Sorry, ‘REEEEEL STEEEEL’. Sorry. “2 REEL, 2 STEEL”.
4 chan is exclusivity gone wrong.
Basically all I know about Boxxy is that I like the way she does her eye makeup. I tried to watch some of her videos once, and that was all I took away from it. I would buy Boxxy-endorsed mascara.
How does she talk for SEVEN STRAIGHT MINUTES and say absolutely nothing of interest. She didn’t even tell a boring story. She just talked. She must be pulling straight A’s in her Public Speaking class.
It’s weird looking directly into the center of attention.
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