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I don’t know about you, but I’ve never been one of those people who just leaps out of bed ready to start the brand new day. Would that I were! That seems like a really nice way to live. A little corny, maybe, but corny is nice. Corny is hopeful. Corny is honest. Corny is not sleep, though, and sleep is the dream. Even when I’ve got something going on that I’m genuinely very excited about and can’t wait to get back to work on, it’s still kind of a toss-up between doing that and hitting the snooze button for the ninth time and snoozing forever. They say you should follow your dreams and that is just what I would like to do most of the time, follow them straight to hell. Then there are mornings where you wake up and the first thing you see is someone in full Dark Knight Joker make-up doing Lord of the Rings character impersonations via Elmo ventriloquism and you wonder if perhaps you have succeeded. WHERE ARE WE? ARE WE STILL DREAMING? ARE WE DEAD? AT THE VERY LEAST CAN WE SLEEP/DIE FOR JUST A FEW MORE MINUTES AND/OR ETERNITY? I’M NOT SURE IF I CAN FACE ALL OF THIS. (Via TheDailyWhat.)
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I would happily watch every permutation of this, to wit;
Elmo in Joker makeup doing Smeagol
Smeagol in Elmo makeup doing Joker
Smeagol in Joker makeup doing Elmo
etc.
n!=comedy
that’s a lot of fictional wicked sex
Where does he get those wonderful, precious, tickle me Elmo toys?
Why so hilarioussssssssss?
Did you ever dance with a muppet in the pale moonlight?
THIS PUPPET NEEDS AN ENEMA!
Never rub another Elmo’s rhubarb!
Remember…you…are my number one…guy!
I’m sure there’s a fan following for this guy at the local Denny’s.
His buddy the Penguin does a Mean Count, every Saturday Morning at 1 A.M.
I’m getting a hipster vibe from that picture of The Count.
It only makes sense that he would want in on the witch house craze.
I can see his lips move.
all the upvotes go here.
then which one’s the puppet????
I think this is the only iteration of Elmo that I didn’t immediately want to drown in a tub of bleach, so kudos to the joker.
If that dude were homeless this would be a really weird week. he’d get a house, and a show. reporters would be scouring the streets of ohio looking for other homeless dudes who do AMAZING lotr monologues on command. forcing homeless women to finish gandalf’s speech to that monster – YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Ahem – that monster is called a balrog.
(pushes glasses up nose)
I’m worried about homeless Balrog. Ever since the dwarves accidentally demolished Moria, despite it very clearly stating “DO NOT DEMOLISH”, the Balrog has been out of the streets.
If the camera pulled out further, you’d see that the Joker was a puppet controlled by a guy dressed as Lurch from the Addams Family, itself a puppet controlled by Falcor from the Neverending Story, itself a puppet controlled by God.
Conclusion: God can do an awesome Smeagol impression.
You’re confused, FLW, you meant to say that Falcor is being controlled by David Lynch. No worries, it’s a common mistake. Check twitter to verify.
He’s like Girl Talk!
This makes me wish Jeff Dunham was here. Which I never would have thought I would prefer Jeff Dunham to anything.
Looks like a totally normal night in the Huntington, West Virginia, Steak and Shake.
Why so… humorous?
i don’t know why,
but this reminds me of pi.
or, maybe one of those decimals with a line over the last digit.
why?
“Is this real life?”
I thought he was pretty awesome, and couldn’t help wondering if he’s hot underneath all that make-up?
It also might be the make-up itself, considering I had quite a crush on the Joker (from TDK).
Great scene. Really made me feel like the Joker doing Elmo doing Smeagol.
Thank you, but no thank you, Facebook Connect.
The irony? He can’t do a Joker impression.