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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Good to hear they got the green light. #gatsbyjokes
This better be successful, otherwise Luhrman might have West Egg all over his face. #gatsbyjokes
“Wow! It looks like those boats are ACTUALLY being borne back ceaselessly into the past!”
Gatsby in 3-D? Whoopsy-Daisy! #gatsbyjokes
Even T.J. Eckleburg could see this is a bad idea.
Damn you teacherman! I was gonna make about them eyes on the wall, something about 3-D glasses no doubt.
What does Luhrnman know anyways, he wears a goddamn pink suit!
Obvioulsy the producers never read the script because the pages weren’t cut.
I think they’re getting Carr(ied)away with this 3-D stuff.
Luhrman really is gonna lay an Egg with this one
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At least it will be better than Australia
Nothing eschews a culture dedicated to overindulgence and excess like 3-D.
He’s going to be sad to learn that there are, in fact, no gats involved.
I hear there might have been ONE GAT involved, but I think it is near the end. Who even reads to the end, right!? “THIS JAZZ AGE WILL NEVER END!”
it’s gatsby-digital jazz, man!
He’ll work them in somehow
“WAAAAALLLT!!!!”
I have always wanted first-hand knowledge of the mysterious texture of Leonardo Dicaprio’s face.
Think the other people in the theater will notice if I kiss his 3D face everytime it appears on screen?
The real question is, can Luhrman do justice to a horse already beaten mercilessly to death by the timeless duo of Scorcese and Chase?
On the bright side, field trip for teacherman’s American Lit class!
“Bring flask” –teacherman’s post-it note, evening before field trip
I totally get it. Because life is in 3D, and The Great Gatsby is supposed to be a good representation of life in the 1920′s. This is good filmmaking you guys.
In the 20′s life was in 4d
I saw a movie from the 20s once and I’m pretty sure the world was black & white back then.
“In the real dark night of the soul, it is always 3-D o’clock in the morning.”- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Can’t wait for the scene where Gatsby (played by Ewan McGregor) and Diasy (played by Nicole Kidman) dance to Holiday by Madonna.
Meh. Wake me up when they do a Taiwanese news animation version.
“i’m going to do everything in my power to ruin 16 year-old dr. girlfriend’s love for this novel.”
-baz
Shit just got stereoscopic.