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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Welcome to the Bungle.
Paradise Pitiful.
November Pain
Hair O’Lice City
knocking on hell’s door
Paradise Shitty.
Patients
Mutilate your illusion I & II
Use Your Jean Shorts I & II
Engage in Usury I & II
Weak Child of Mine
Don’t Try
GN’R Why’s
Chinese Kakistocracy?
Kazakh Democracy
“I Like-a This! Is NIIICE!” – Borat, probably
ugh….i think the bassist is one of my former step-dads
I don’t think he’s really playing.
Dude he’s the KING of air-midi-bass.
Funny. I don’t remember Slash wearing jeans, cowboy hat, and a sensible short sleeved polo shirt. I always pegged him as more of a ridiculous top hat kind of guy.
I could really have done without Professor Cowboy Hat’s “smangin’” dance.
did you notice how he dropped the bass but still managed to keep playing? Psychic invisible fingers i guess..
I don’t think I made it that far. I saw him gyrating at me and had to kill my computer with fire. (via Videogum for iPhone)
When he pretended that the guitar was his junk, it made me ashamed for anyone who has ever had junk. Or a guitar. Or played pretend. Or wore jeans.
That colossal whooshing you hear is the sound of every person on earth hanging their head in shame at the same time.
I bet Daniel Songer was just fine with the whole thing. No hung head. No shame.
that’s where the word ‘song’ comes from
You know what this video needs? More box wipes.
They’ve really gone downhill since Chinese Democracy
So let’s go over this gain, every cut should we incredibly slow and involve a lot of black screen.
“I’m taking my name off this”
Typical rock band mentality. Never appreciative of their fans, and walking all over them at their shows.
they’re all like ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐
The line between this and Ariel Pink is very thin.
ugh, the thinnest
Cover?
Stop the ride… I’m going to throw up… Stop the ride….
I watched that video for about 3 minutes. Within those 3 minutes I grew such a hatred for Cowboy Hat Guy. “Axl” needs to punch him in the nuts.
not to play devil’s advocate, but other than botching the opening riff a little, the people actually playing the music weren’t that far off.
true story. my friend works for the recording studio that re-did songs for guitar hero back when activision used to have a recording studio re-do songs for guitar hero, rather than pay for the rights to use the actual songs.
I’m the backup vocals on cherry pie.
apparently I almost was gonna be kurt cobain on heart shaped box. or my friend just told me that, and never was going to use me for that at all.
agreed – this is not the worst thing I’ve ever heard. It is, however, the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I can’t even begin to contemplate the guitar player’s hair and how it happened
Needs more dolphins.
This guy knows what I’m talking about.
Wait, that IS my cover of Sweet Child o’ Mine. How did THAT get online?
Umm…do you guys like my cowboy hat?
#fridayislieday
That sure was a fun shoot, wasn’t it? You finally convinced me to wear my dreadlock wig in public!
The concert production was impressive though, the way they managed to fly above their screaming fans while simultaneously dropping their instruments, chicken dancing, kicking each other in the neck, and generally being terrifying. Your move, Spiderman the Musical.
Being white is hard, right?
I think we’ve all pegged Cowboy Hat for the kind of dude that he is. We know who you are, Cowboy Hat. In the end of the video, when you step on your friend’s shoulder, we weren’t even surprised or anything.
And here we have the rock equivalent of “fake rap.” Behold.
gifmasters! Sir Tommy Hilfiger Cowboy Hat of the Dad Jeans tribe needs some giffin’. If it so pleases you, I’d like someone to start with :45. After that, the world is yours. Dude has a minimum of 132 gifable moments squeezed into that 5 minutes. Bonus if you can crop Sir Seriously Pretending I’m Playing the Guitar out of the gifs. He is truly zero fun.
Those swipe cut special effects are just great. JUST. GREAT. I get the sense that if my life were a serious of swipe cut special effects, it would be more fulfilling somehow.
Are you ever going to post the Blue Valentine trailer so we can all talk about how even just the trailer makes me cry?
Bassist understands the even the bass can be a phallic image, but doesn’t understand why.
Made it to 1:01. If I stare too long, I’ll probably break down and cry.
Wow, Country Strong looks pretty good. Which one of those guys is Tim McGraw?
I’m just glad we could get our guitarist to come out of retirement: