
A whole new year! 12 months stretching out before us, unblemished. This guy knows what I’m talking about. NnnnnNNN….IT’S EXCITING! And now it’s also FUN! You know, because games. Admittedly, I’d hoped for something better to kick off the year. Something that spoke to our shared sense of HOPE and RENEWED PURPOSE. But we play the games we have not the games we wish we had, and the game we have is #lessambitiousmovies. Sigh. Shrug. So:
- The Truman Podcast
- Third to Last of the Mohicans
- Looking Around For Susan
- Three Men
- Bikes, Shoes, and Buses
Alright, team, now let’s get out there and give 32 percent!
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Sarah, Palin Tall
if i could like this more times i would
All the upvotes belong to applepiehubbub.
Apprehension and Irritation in Reno
Detroit, City
Getting Inside Someone’s Dream and Making Him Think About Dogs For A Bit
The Dark Night.
Goodwill Shopping
A Light Breeze
Your Godfather
5th Best in Show
A Slight Breeze
The Muppets Hang Out in Manhattan
The Dark Knight Rises halfway, then decides it’s not worth it
Stand in the General Vicinity of Me
Say Some Stuff (Specifically Something I Want to Hear). I’m really bad at this game but I love Lloyd Dobler.
Sit By Me
Star Arguments
The Phantom Blemish
Attack of the Clowns
Reverie of the Sith
A New Haiku
The Empire Strikes Basil
Return of the DVDs
Die Flaccid with a Vengeance
Die Flaccid and a little bitter
The Last Consideration of Christ
The City Councilman of Oz
The Alliance-Approved Magician of Oz
Dawn of the Under the Weather
Whoa. There is a different page of comments. This is weird. (It’s entirely possible I haven’t been paying enough attention today.)
The Anti-Social Network
When Harry Passed Sally
The Englishman Who Went Up a Mound And Came Down a Hill.
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down the Same Hill
White Swan
Bedwetters: An Embarrassing Story
The Ukranian (that’s racist, sorry.)
..and misspelled.
There Might Be Mud
Lambada: The Unrecommended Dance
The Beauty and The Guy Who Scored Way Out of His League
Baseballfield Earth
Conception: The ABCs of Sex Ed
Apollo 4
(It was an unmanned mission which wikipedia says “successfully demonstrated S-IVB third stage restart and tested CM heat shield at lunar re-entry speeds.” So I just made a really good joke, right?)
Fizzling Saddles
The News Bears
Foot-tight
Monsters, Limited Liability Company
Rumor-sies!
One Christmas
Fellini Satay Recipe
8
Batman For Hours
Batman For a Very Long Time, But Then Eventually Not Batman Anymore
Batman Remains Absent
L’Irritation.
(you’ve all seen La Haine, right?)
I’ll upvote an obscure movie I had to watch in French class that one time; why not.
MERCI BEAUCOUP
(500) Days of Thunder
Oops!
#moreambitiousmovies
Permanent Resident Kane
Middle Gun
Corporal Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Wedding Attendees
Series of Fortunate Coincidences on 34th Street
Nick and Norah’s Playlist
Chips and Salsa Libre
And I’m done…
For All Stoners
Cannibal Prostate Exam
Not Quite In The Mood For Love, Can I Have A Drink First?
Gulliver’s Tivo
Les Deux Cent Quatre-Vingt Dix-Neuf Coups
Y4ll
T4lk
六人の侍
The Closet
American History 101
My little humble Austrian engagement party.
Shove Bill: Vols. 1 and 2
A Fly’s Life
Wave at Momma From the Train
The Kids Are Okay, I Suppose
Mr. Doubtfire
Passive-Aggressively Confront Bill
Back to the Delorean
The Human Unipede
the human biped?
Around the World in However Long it Takes
Jason Goes to Whole Foods
Lower Atmosphere Trek
Medium Gun.
1.27 Hours
Small
This one pleases me immensely.
Walk Lola Walk
I’m Okay With Huckabees
Acknowledging Sarah Marshall
A While Later
Snakes in a Tank
The Perfectly Audible Conversation
Schindler’s Craigslist
Schindler’s Post-it
Centipede Centipede
L.A. Matter Of Public Record
Maim Bill
Dial “M” for Mononucleosis
It’s a Mad World
It’s an Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay World
Let Whoever In
Average Mr. Fox.
How to Train Your Houseplants
The Semicentennial Man
Sesquicentennial Man
Christopher Nolan’s ‘Suggestion’
Blue Velcro
Cretaceous Park
Plaza of the Apes
Bayou’s Eleven
Following Amy
Mulholland Driveway
This Is a Spinal Tap
Bob & Carol & Ted
Ghostbuggers
The Lebowski
The Last Distraction of Christ
The Kid Stares in the Picture
5 or 6 Things I Hate About You
she’s alright
Donnie Twilighto
poop fiction
My one and only entry on the internet:
A Streetcar Named 46th Ave Express (Transfer at Rush St)
YES
inspection
home alone, but i am 27 and have a one-bedroom in brooklyn.
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Fridge
Indiana Jones and the Temple on Sunday