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A whole new year! 12 months stretching out before us, unblemished. This guy knows what I’m talking about. NnnnnNNN….IT’S EXCITING! And now it’s also FUN! You know, because games. Admittedly, I’d hoped for something better to kick off the year. Something that spoke to our shared sense of HOPE and RENEWED PURPOSE. But we play the games we have not the games we wish we had, and the game we have is #lessambitiousmovies. Sigh. Shrug. So:

  • The Truman Podcast
  • Third to Last of the Mohicans
  • Looking Around For Susan
  • Three Men
  • Bikes, Shoes, and Buses

Alright, team, now let’s get out there and give 32 percent!

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  1. Sarah, Palin Tall

  2. Apprehension and Irritation in Reno

  3. Getting Inside Someone’s Dream and Making Him Think About Dogs For A Bit

  4. The Dark Night.

  5. Goodwill Shopping

  6. A Light Breeze

  7. Your Godfather

  8. 5th Best in Show

  9. The Muppets Hang Out in Manhattan

  10. The Dark Knight Rises halfway, then decides it’s not worth it

  11. Stand in the General Vicinity of Me

  12. Star Arguments

  13. Die Flaccid with a Vengeance

  14. The Last Consideration of Christ

  15. The City Councilman of Oz

  16. Dawn of the Under the Weather

  17. Whoa. There is a different page of comments. This is weird. (It’s entirely possible I haven’t been paying enough attention today.)

  18. The Anti-Social Network

  19. When Harry Passed Sally

  20. The Englishman Who Went Up a Mound And Came Down a Hill.

  21. Bedwetters: An Embarrassing Story

  22. The Ukranian (that’s racist, sorry.)

  23. There Might Be Mud

  24. Lambada: The Unrecommended Dance

  25. The Beauty and The Guy Who Scored Way Out of His League

  26. Baseballfield Earth

  27. Conception: The ABCs of Sex Ed

  28. Apollo 4
    (It was an unmanned mission which wikipedia says “successfully demonstrated S-IVB third stage restart and tested CM heat shield at lunar re-entry speeds.” So I just made a really good joke, right?)

  29. Fizzling Saddles
    The News Bears
    Foot-tight
    Monsters, Limited Liability Company

  30. One Christmas

  31. Fellini Satay Recipe

  32. Batman For Hours

  33. L’Irritation.

  34. (500) Days of Thunder
    Oops!
    #moreambitiousmovies

  35. Permanent Resident Kane

  36. Middle Gun

  37. Corporal Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

  38. Wedding Attendees

  39. Series of Fortunate Coincidences on 34th Street

  40. Nick and Norah’s Playlist

  41. Chips and Salsa Libre

    And I’m done…

  42. For All Stoners

  43. Cannibal Prostate Exam

  44. Not Quite In The Mood For Love, Can I Have A Drink First?

  45. Gulliver’s Tivo

  46. Les Deux Cent Quatre-Vingt Dix-Neuf Coups

  47. 六人の侍

  48. The Closet

  49. American History 101

  50. My little humble Austrian engagement party.

  51. Shove Bill: Vols. 1 and 2

    A Fly’s Life

    Wave at Momma From the Train

  52. The Kids Are Okay, I Suppose

  53. Mr. Doubtfire

  54. Passive-Aggressively Confront Bill

  55. Back to the Delorean

    The Human Unipede

  56. Around the World in However Long it Takes

  57. Jason Goes to Whole Foods

  58. Lower Atmosphere Trek

  59. Medium Gun.

  60. Walk Lola Walk

  61. I’m Okay With Huckabees

  62. Acknowledging Sarah Marshall

  63. A While Later

  64. The Perfectly Audible Conversation

  65. Schindler’s Craigslist

  66. Centipede Centipede

  67. L.A. Matter Of Public Record

  68. It’s a Mad World

  69. Average Mr. Fox.

  70. How to Train Your Houseplants

  71. The Semicentennial Man

  72. Christopher Nolan’s ‘Suggestion’

  73. Blue Velcro

  74. Plaza of the Apes

  75. Bayou’s Eleven

  76. Following Amy

  77. Mulholland Driveway

  78. This Is a Spinal Tap

  79. Bob & Carol & Ted

  80. Ghostbuggers

  81. The Lebowski

  82. The Last Distraction of Christ

  83. The Kid Stares in the Picture

  84. 5 or 6 Things I Hate About You

  85. Donnie Twilighto

  86. poop fiction

  87. My one and only entry on the internet:
    A Streetcar Named 46th Ave Express (Transfer at Rush St)

  88. inspection

  89. home alone, but i am 27 and have a one-bedroom in brooklyn.

  90. Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Fridge

  91. Indiana Jones and the Temple on Sunday

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