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A whole new year! 12 months stretching out before us, unblemished. This guy knows what I’m talking about. NnnnnNNN….IT’S EXCITING! And now it’s also FUN! You know, because games. Admittedly, I’d hoped for something better to kick off the year. Something that spoke to our shared sense of HOPE and RENEWED PURPOSE. But we play the games we have not the games we wish we had, and the game we have is #lessambitiousmovies. Sigh. Shrug. So:
- The Truman Podcast
- Third to Last of the Mohicans
- Looking Around For Susan
- Three Men
- Bikes, Shoes, and Buses
Alright, team, now let’s get out there and give 32 percent!
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Touch Of Mild Annoyance
Touch of Mild FIIIIIIIIIIIIRST!
HAHA Steve Winwood, you legend!!
Kingdom Records
Fiefdom Records
Parish Council Records
Manorial Landholding Association Records
Record Store
Scott Pilgrim vs. A Few Dudes
Scott Pilgrim vs. The County Comptroller: Impressive if Anyone Knew What a Comptroller Was
*gif of Oscar from “The Office” making a face*
He’s a Controller. Common mistake, but we still don’t know what a Comptroller does.
Insult not the comptroller lest ye desire an audit
Apocalypse Sometime
Apocalypse Sooner or Later
Apocalypse Based on An Ancient Text Not Meant to be Taken Literally
2011
Apocalypse Eventually
A Pack of Lips at Your Earliest Convenience If You Don’t Mind, Bro
Reality Can Sometimes Be a Little Rough, But Overall Not Terrible
Reality Nibbles
A Little Bit of Grit
True Grits
Cheese Grits, No Bacon
Questionable Grit
Dubious Grit
Bill and Ted’s Adequate Adventure
The River Meh
The River Mild
The Stream Wild
Domesticated Hogs
Average-Aged Dogs
I’ll Wait For A Little While
The Story Told
Harold and Kumar Pop A Frozen White Castle Burger Into the Microwave
Harold and Kumar Discuss Order Pizza
The Wedgie Giving of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Barely Notable
(This is supposed to be Almost Famous. Yay! Joke explaining!)
Almost Internet Famous
Slow and Steady 2: 2 Slow, 2 Steady
The Pillowfight of the Roses
Slumdog Hundredaire
St. Elmo’s Match
Logged in to say how much I love your avatar name/photo CB.
1 of the G Girlz episodez I <3 most.
Me too! Love the GG.
Bill and Ted’s Mediocre Trip to the Circle K
Bride Battle
1 League Under the Sea
20,000 Little Leagues Under The Sea
Susan Boyle’s Day Off
Ferris Bueller’s Day Inside
Ferris Bueller’s Off Day (saw this elsewhere, but too good)
Ferris Bueller’s Lengthy Lunchbreak
The Snack Club
That’s a club I want to be a part of!
No jerko, but is this not exactly the same as the #boringmovies best new party game? Or maybe it’s just the less ambitious version of it.
I was just thinking that, oy veyyyy
Moby Weiner
Moby Dong?
Wayne’s Commonwealth
The 4,256th Picture Show
The Penultimate Picture Show
Into the Woods Behind My House Where I Saw A Deer That One Time
Natural Born Ticklers
The Pursuit of Quiyt Contentment
1/8 Mile
The Accidental Stumbling Upon The Red October
Black Duckling
I would watch this
The Mildly Unattractive Duckling
The Pillow-Fighter
The Quickly Ending Story
I AM A PLAGIARIST COMMENTER. Many apologies platorplatter.
The Story, Which Ends
and, you spelled “plateorplatter” wrong! But, I like the sound of “platorplatter” so much that I may use it as a new cussword.
Meh: Based on the novel Touch, by Limestone
Semi-precious: The cleff notes to the pamphlet “Bump” by Topaz
i like yours better, sir
thanks! I felt meh about it but now i don’t
Night of the Living
could probably wait
Do the Thing (a Spike Lee joint)
The 20th Hour
5 Days of Summer, When I Realized I Didn’t Want to Waste the Next Year and a Half on a Cliche
Trainspotting: the documentary about people spotting trains
Love and Other Over-the-Counter Medicines
That Dude Santini
Some Guy Named Gatsby
Good to know–Monsters like their Redford, but will take a pass on Duvall. #mentalnote
assumed grit
True Grits
Dammit, plagerist lesigh
do the right thing or don’t
The Fifth Sense
Six cents?
I’ll find the door.
The Last Picture Show This Week
Wim Wenders’ Paris, France
There Will Be a Papercut and Possibly Some Minor Inflammation
Clerks
I think we can go less ambitious. Clerks 2.
Clerk (cause, I mean, one guy in a convenience store, no ambition I say…)
Ambitious enough to run a convenience store by himself.
Customers 2
the ducks
Hurt Kurt (ya know like Kill Bi…wait where are you going?)
A Country for Old Men
Temporary Sunshine of the Relatively Clean Mind
You Know, It’s Not That Big of a Boat
2001: Travel to the Moon
Staying in Places
My Lunch with Andre
Which was preceded by My Hasty Coffee with Andre
mary slowlydeflateins
Brokeback Hill
Lookin’ good, old chap.
Pip, pip, cheerio, and all that.
Lumbago Mound
Slipped Disc Mountain
A Mild Mannered Man
A Man Who Gets A Little Worked Up Sometimes
10 Things You Do That Kinda Annoy Me
Tropic Light Rain
Tropic Drizzle?
Walk Up: 2D
The Tenenbaums
Tolerable Cruelty
Intolerable Annoyace
The Story that will End Relatively Soon
All the People We Know
2001: We Don’t Go to Space Anymore Because No One Gives a Shit
Deep Impact
c’mon, people, everyone knows that was a lazy-man’s Armageddon.
I always get those two confused
Minor League
Ferris Bueller’s Long Lunch
White Lies
All the Supervisor’s Men
(5) Days of Summer
milo
it’s just about the dog you guys (or is it the cat)
A History of Peacefulness
Almost Famous on the Internet
or, Internet Famous
Oops! I stealed.
Apocalypse Now (or it Could Just be Weather Related.)
Apocalypse Now? We Report, You Decide.
The Dark Pawn
Batman Begins But Then Quickly Gives Up
The Dark Knight Remains Vertically Consistent
Napoleon Sparkler
twilight: partial lunar eclipse
Somewhere in the Middle Gun
Suggestively Dressed Gun
Half Naked Gun
Debbie Does a Guy from Dallas
Boogie Dusks
Toe-Tapping Nights
Lord of the Ring Pops
Assistant of the Rings
Up-ish
At least he’s moving somewhere, I guess.
All Dogs Go To Chucky Cheese
Where The Wild Things May Be
This is not an entry, but did anyone else browse the Twitter feed on this yesterday and notice how many people didn’t understand how to do it? For example: “The Royal Christmas Trees”
Argument Club
don’t talk about it unless you want to
First rule of Argument Club is I’m right and your wrong!
I’m so sorry, this is “Abuse.” Argument Club is down the hall!
So-So Lieutenant
Ocean’s Ten
Ocean’s Probably Enough
28 Seconds Later
Exit Through The Gift Shop
Homely Woman
The King’s Well Rehearsed and Perfectly Executed Speech
Hotel Ramada
Grey Swan
Just Automobiles
If Godot Doesn’t Show Up Soon, I’m Outta Here
Guffman Was Pretty Early