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very inception: a garbage can within a garbage can.
someone kick her!
roll her ass out of the can and give her a job! It’s All the Rage!
what is Snooki’s god given gift that some devil’s advocate would actually rail on about?
“really, she’s famous, so her horrible taste and personality IS of course a gift”
Roll her ass out of the can and she’ll probably give YOU a job. If you catch my drift.
“Garbage Can” wouldn’t be MY preferred pet name, but everyone has a type.
“BREAKING: Snooki Wears Strap-Ons”
So Snooki’s boyfriend is a bottom?
POWERBottom
Minstrel-y
fake
I think someone on your street already has that pet name anyway:
Just once a month?
-Ke$ha
And this guy too…
(I’ll show myself out!)
he loves Snooki
DAMMIT. DOUBLE-PLAGIARIZE!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN??
What she left out is that she falls asleep in a garbage can TWICE a month.
Sorry, Wert!
Note to self: ABRTIMN
Everyone knows that Oscar was originally ORANGE, right?
Snooki is a straight-up POSER.
I know everyone is at lunch or in a digestive post-lunch-naptime-slump, but when everyone snaps back I expect some MASSIVE upvotes for knowing my Henson facts.
So we can trade Ted Williams for Snooki then?
And the rest of the time she wakes up in someone else’s bed?
Ugh Aficionado Magazine
Well, they got the poof right…
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you drink yourself braindead?
A body like a pear and trash for your bed.
Why don’t you try sobering up?
Or must you always have a cup?
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no
You’ll get no endorsements
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
If you’re not a lush then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa doompadee do
she IS orange and short….it all makes sense now
But can she be recycled?
And this coming from a woman who wrote this in her Pulitzer Prize-winning novel?
“Gia wriggled on his groin like a professional lap dancer. She knew this for a fact. She’d taken a stripper dance class and got a certificate at the end.”
I am JAMES VAN DER SHOCKED
I think this is nice. That means at least once a month someone doesn’t litter and puts trash where it belongs.
How did Snooki get into 2011?