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OK, 2011, now we are talking. (Thanks for the tip, werttrew.)
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
What is it with birds and heavy metal?
http://videogum.com/257601/thats-your-parrot-parrot-singing-let-the-bodies-hit-the-floor/webjunk/viral-video/
They should be friends!
DO NOT FORGET ABOUT THE DEATH METAL ROOSTER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43JOxLa5MM
Or this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWhxCB0ndJE
(Head-Banging Parrot)
Related: Slayer goes to Church
http://www.tubehome.com/watch/slayer-goes-to-chuch
I wish Heavy Metal Penguin and Salsa Dog would meet and have many adventures together. That’s what I wish.
All of the musically-inclined animals!
Birds and humans are the only musically-inclined animals, sadly.
/science
I can’t wait to see the “Internet Animal Strike Force” cartoon, currently in development for Adult Swim.
Until then, here’s some Wonder Pets to tide you over http://www.nickjr.com/kids-videos/wonder-pets-save-the-tree-.html BTW, Wonder Pets> Gabba Gabba Hey
Did you ever see the one where they have to rescue the puppy before he “messes” in the house? Classic Wonder Pets. Also, my kid recently informed me she was wwaayyy too old to watch Nick Jr. any more and that she would only be watching “regular” Nick from now on. I was a little sad at first, but then I was like, “Hey, no more Yo Gabba Gabba or Dora. Awesome.”
“Well at least it’s not Ke$ha” -the other penguins
“Could be worse, could be Brokencyde.”
I love how this is exactly like all my high school hardcore shows: one dude doing all the moshing, everyone else staring, bobbing their heads, hands in pockets.
But for real, GET IT PENGUIN! FUCK YEAH!
And then after a song, the band would go “And thanks to that one guy rocking the fuck out in the audience! Come on everybody, THRAAAAASHHHH” or something along those lines. And that one guy screams and continues to do his thing while everyone else continues to stand around.
If it had been a penguin thrashing at those shows, though, I totally would have joined in.
Did… did we go to high school together, Jeska?
Probably not
I never went to shows like this until college. I became good friends with a small band from Columbus, and they normally got billed with these terrible high school bands with the whole one-guy-rocking-out-to-their-terrible-thrash-screamo-music bands.
BUT THAT WOULD BE FREAKY IF WE DID.
I wonder if this penguin is straight edge.
More like, The Mosh of the Penguins! (sorry.)
So its a Rockhopper?
*drops mic
a lot of Youth get Cabin Fever during this time of year. Glad he’s found an outlet.
Happy Feet 2 is looking better than the original
You are who Simon Monjack warned us about.
Heavy Feet?
If those other penguins had the ability to cross their wings in front of them while they stood there, this would look like every concert audience in NYC.
Look at these fucking hipster penguins.
I stopped waddling after it got too mainstream
*puts on Surfer Blood
*swims
The other penguins are all like “if we ignore him, he’ll just tire himself out and eventually give up.”
Pretty soon he’ll hit his grunge phase like the rest of his friends.
I take that back–they’re clearly dressed for the opera.
Then hit bit the head off his cousin.
Does anyone know how to slow this video down and replace the heavy metal with R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly” because, that video would be viral-er
It’s so… beautiful.
I get it. James VanderBEAK. Do you have any gifs of PENGwyneth Paltrow?
http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/
“I’m really feeling this new Watain, guys.” –This penguin.
“Guys, Laura Pleasants just fed me a fish!” –This penguin
BNPG: Heavy Metal Animals
Storm Crow
Black(bird) Sabbath
The Locust
Mastodon
Wolves in the Throne Room
W.A.S.P.
Ant-thrax
Love the new avatar! (hey! is that mark walberg i see over there?)
Cannibal Corgis
Goatwhore
Whitesnake
Def Leopard
White Lion
Black Widow
(Please stop me or I will go on)
Rod Torfleson’s Armada featuring Herman Mender(wood)chuck.
Wolf Mother
Great White
Manowar
G.W.A.R.dvarks
Pelican
Metalimacaw
Metallimacaw #heavymetalspellcheck
Pigadeth with Dave Mustang
Cutest mosh pit EVER!
He looks more like a juggalo.
Juggalo references in 2011? BOOOO.
I hate this gif so much solely because i love it so much. Every time i see it i stare it down for like three minutes as if the penguins will break out of the gif loop to tell me what REALLY goes on in penguin societies. I upvote you because you made me think.
That gave me the kind of silent laugh that hurts my stomach and makes me cry. So, so excellent. 2011! Let’s do this!
I’m living life this way from now on.
This way and with a new, doomed look!
I thought he was EXTREMELY OVER EXCITED OMG I LOVE ALL THAT IS GOOD AND PURE IN THIS WORLD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Penguin?
This penguin looks just like every kid I have ever seen in a Target store.
It’s just a phase. Soon he will be listening to Beach Boys like all the other pengins I see in Coke commercials.
That penguin is wearing his tux ironically.
Pretty soon that penguin will be of mating age and can only listen to his music alone on his commute to work.