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Sensational. AND FREEZING! I’m still not entirely clear on what the special effect is. Is this how they made the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park? Hopefully when I get two of these for Christmas I’ll be able to figure it out. It probably comes with an instruction manual right? Unless it doesn’t. It is FOR PROFESSIONALS after all, and you never see pros reading manuals. They’re too busy CRUSHING. Whatever. Just come to the club where I’m spinning and we’ll figure it out together. One way or the other, I’m going to MAKE MY AUDIENCE SCREAM. (Either through wonderful effects they cannot even believe their eyes, or through dangerous accidents!) Oh, I also want DJ equipment and DJ classes for Christmas. I want cool stuff! (Thanks for the tip, Patrick.)
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When I was watching Black Swan, all I could think was that it would have greatly benefited from CO2 guns. I hope that they are included in the directors cut.
Now you can go back and bring your own. It would be great for when the audience finds out (sorry to spoil the ending) THE NARRATOR IS TYLER DURDEN,
I want you to arabesque as hard as you can.
Special effects…for PROFESSIONALS!*
*just not special effects professionals
Let’s see, I have my brief case, my wing tips, my five foot tall tank of carbon dioxide….what am I forgetting???
OH RIGHT…my Magic FX CO2 Gun!
Waitasecond – isn’t blasting huge volumes of CO2 into the air a bad thing? Isn’t this what the whole global warming thing is about? Am I thinking about this too hard?
you can just have a gun battle with someone who has an ozone gun (which would be a lot more dangerous) and everything will even out
No irony to see here folks, lets keep it movin.
ummm…..supposed to be a reply to Patrick M.
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/people/DJ-Plant/671432651"This guy doesn’t think so.
I woke up this morning thinking that I would probably not get a videogum today. IT’S A MONSTER X-MAS MIRACLE!!! Speaking of which…
http://mobfd.blogspot.com/2010/12/monster-x-mas-song.html
This song is okay, but it needs more magic CO2
YOU’LL FREEZE YOUR EYE OUT, KID!
I wish I had this guy’s voice. I really do.
We’ll need this gun to defend ourselves when the robots that serve drinks become sentient.
I’m assuming only after our first line of defense of covering the battlefield with living room rugs fails?
We’re gonna need a deeper shag.
My rational side said, “Who cares, it’s a glorified fire extinguisher.”
My irrational side made a face like this:
No one will ever get hurt using this, ever.
You mean I have to get the liquid CO2 tank separately? Pass.
I was thinking about this gun Gabe, and I could buy it for you. But I decided that I’d get you something better.
you’re welcome.
I think William Faulkner already got him 3 copies.
Pictured: MAGIC FX CO2 Professional?
Chill out, Gabe.
On the bright side, when the creepy guy at Wal-Mart offers to “take me to the gun show”, now I know that he just wants to blast CO2 at me.
That’s not CO2.
Isn’t this the way Richard Blaise always makes ice cream?
Right now Fiddy Cent is all like FUUUUUUCK, I gotta order reshoots, stat!
“Yo MagicFX, how fast can you ship to Grand Rapids, MI?”
No way this thing can go wrong.
It doesn’t even shoot t-shirts? Rip-off.