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Bubble boy has started a new band and their first single is called “Bear Scratch.” Nice try, Falcon, but it’s not nearly as good as the Psyience Detective theme song. AND THE CAT’S IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON.
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Bear Scratch? More like “Bull Shit”. Am I write fellas?
falling asleep watching Community turns you into Pierce apparently.
That’s funny I fell asleep watching Community last night as well. BESTIES!
To stop those monsters 1-2-3,
Here’s a fresh new way that’s trouble-free,
It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee…
Guarantee void in Tennessee.
Just don’t look! Just don’t look!
Just don’t look! Just don’t look!
Just don’t look! Just don’t look!
The band will never take off.
that’s crazy. I was watching the bear scratch on one channel, and, not that it wasn’t AMAZING, but I decided to see what else was on tv with my little split screen option – and DUDE, the bear scratch was also on all the other channels too!
yeah, that sound will float like a lead balloon.
Bubble boy? Don’t you mean, Balloon boy? Somebody’s been watching too many seinfeld reruns
I think it’s “bubble” in the sense of “unsustainable”.
(I’m trying out giving people the benefit of the doubt)
yes, this is goldman sachs? very good. I’d like to purchase some credit default swaps on falcon heene’s notoriety – can you do that for me?
Either that or someone is a Huge Jake Gyllenhaal fan:
that girl’s cute
Wait! She’s not pretty?
“From A Producer of AUSTIN POWERS:THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME”
…so you know it’s good.
They should know not to release a song in December. It’s too late to make any of the best-of-lists!
Well, if all your sons look like Tila Tequila, what are you supposed to do? NOT whore them out on the internet?
Get a Goddamned haircut, you hippies.
Still got a 7.6 on Pitchfork
Is there a new MmmmBop in town?
Why hasn’t Gabe fixed the Bubble/Balloon boy problem yet? I complained about that a long time ago and yet nothing, no movement.
I bet those kids are definitely not getting any books for Christmas.
“Why the fuck does this exist?!?”
- Imperial Stars
Bear Scratch – The Letter B = Ear Scratch
I rest my case, anybody.
Rearrange the letters in Bear Scratch, you get Charters Cab, which is what I wanted to while listening to this song. You know, to get away from this song. In a cab. That I chartered.
longwaytoajokegum
I bet the car crashed.
Looks like I got out of Fort Collins just in the nick of time