“Oh, hi, 3D Mark.” OR: “You’re 3D tearing me apart, 3D Lisa!“
“I definitely have 3D breast cancer.”
“Hello, 3D doggie.”
“Denny, two is great, but 3D is a crowd.”
“I feel like I’m sitting on a 3D bomb that’s about to go off!”
Also nailed it.
Dammit, it’s “Hi, Doggie,” not “Hello.”
You are tearing me apart, Impatient-Pre-Fact-Check-Commenting!!!
Over at Mobfd we are holding the People’s Gummies. Vote for your favorite album, movie, book, song, and viral video of the year!
PS if you already voted, you may have missed our adding song and viral video, so you can vote for those too.
As long as we are going off-topic I would just like to wish you all Happy Holidays(or days off if you are atheist)!
Listen, I’ll gladly accept Happy Holidays greetings from Salsa Dog and Chris Trash. Comic Sans, however, can get jumped on the way from X-mas shopping, mugged, stabbed and lay bleeding in the dirtiest gutter in Font City for all I care.
Can someone make a .gif of that?
Tommy, you’re my favorite 3D customer!
(and of course it is being released in 3D. I am only surprised that I was surprised)
Oh god. Lisa’s weird neck thing is gonna…
yes, but the football scenes are gonna make me feel like i’m part of the action.
“I love watching Tommy Wiseau’s exsanguinated beef flank of a body writhe around nude during sex scenes, but I just wish there was a way to make it seem more like it was happening right in front of me.” – every person
You’re welcome for the tip, Gabe!
This article has a gem buried at the bottom:
Finally, Wiseau revealed he also intends to start his own clothing line next year. “I’ll be designing underwear, as well as jackets, as well as sportswear,” he said. “I have the skills. I know how to design. Of course, it will be my face on some of the clothes; it’ll be my name on it. It will be ‘Designed by Tommy Wiseau.’
I bet the clothing will be like buying something Gabriel Brothers where one arm is longer than the other arm and there are misspelled words.
“Hey sailor. That outfit you are wearing makes you look craggy and tired and your hair like a pile of seaweed poking through an old pair of pantyhose. You wouldn’t happen to be wearing Wiseau by Wiseau?”
“Um… Um… Um… ye-YES!”
It should be called “Me Underwears”. #MissedOpportunities
I didn’t realize this movie had been released in 2D.
You’re tearing me apart, Neytiri!
just promise me we wont watch this with our Real 3D glasses — I feel like this movie requires the red/blue cellophane.
correct me if im wrong
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