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WE ARE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER YES, PLEASE! Um, this looks great? I had never realized that I wanted a movie that was a combination of The Professional and Little House on the Prairie until just now, but it turns out I want that SUPER MUCH. I’m pretty sure the ending of the movie Can’t Hardly Wait is Ethan Embry yelling down to Jennifer Love Hewitt that he loves this trailer. Did you know that in France they changed the name of Can’t Hardly Wait to Big Party, but still in English, which is weird, like why do they need a different title but still in English? Haha. HAPPY HOLIDAYS I MIGHT BE DRUNK ALREADY. (I’m not. But I might be. But I’m not. But you don’t tell me what to do. LET’S GO LIVE IN THE WOODS AND KILL.)
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This looks Kick-Ass.
My thought, too! I liked Hanna better as Hit-Girl.
To be fair Gabe, it was a rather large party.
Considering the first Bing result, I can’t wait until parents mistakenly bring their children to this movie.
FMC stands for Fight Murder Chill.
Always Be Fightmurdering.
It’s almost guaranteed that there will be some scarred and confused Miley fans. It’ll be like my fifth birthday, when we went to Godfather’s Pizza and my friend Sam put on Steppenwolf thinking he’d be getting the hit song from Aladdin. It’s a Whole New World, indeed.
Gabe, you have been mentioning Can’t Hardly Wait alot lately. Is it your favorite movie? (Because it is totes my favorite movie!)
You’ve opened the door, thisismynightmare.
There have been a lot of references to Ethan Embry in general this week.
Man, 16-year-old teacherman had a fucking catharsis with this movie, no question.
When that woman hugged Hanna, I knew it was a bad idea. I screamed:
BITCH, YOU ABOUT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do people always have to scream that? Let’s use our inside voices, guys.
Because they are worried about the bitch, she’s about to die.
it’s only natural. When i was a kid, at the movie theater, I yelled the same thing at Julia Roberts at the end of Steel Magnolias. I was worried about that bitch.
In Italy, Kung Fu Hustle was called Kung Fusion, and Unleashed was called Danny The Dog. Basically, if you’re ever on Jeopardy and the category is “Italian translations of titles of movies starring Asian men,” you’ll have me to thank.
Three more please.
I’ve never seen the movie “Can’t Hardly Wait” because it shares a name with my favorite Replacements song. Maybe I could see “Big Party.”
It is worth seeing solely because it features the little boy from Hook, the best movie of all time.
I’ve never seen “Hook” because it shares a names with my least favorite Blues Traveler song.
In France, Hook was released as Cedilla
Okay, good joke, but seriously, if you haven’t seen this movie prepare to have your heart grow three sizes (which is saying something cause you seem to have a good heart).
But it doesn’t have the words ‘we’re’ ‘coming’ or ‘out’ in it…. I’m confused
I was just as surprised as you are.
Or “bastards” that are young
PS Why is We’re Coming Out not a gay anthem? I’m going to make sure that it is.
If only Husker Du had recorded it.
Little known fact: Can’t Hardly Wait was one of the first appearances of a promising young star. Her name? Baby Friday:
And now you know the rest of the story.
She’s pretty.
“I’d hit that.”–Teacherman
Well I’ve never known Woody Allen to do prequels but this looks interesting at least.
I was going to ask “what happened to her sisters?” but then you pre-empted me in that dept.
That’s the girl from Lovely Bones. I had to look it up but I knew I recognized her.
She’s that Salmon girl right? ugh, creeped myself out. rad
People say I look like her. And I am not 13. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Wait how old is she?
She was also in “Atonement” I believe. She is very talented. I didn’t really like that movie (or book) but I thought she was very good.
Dammit Mans
She was in Atonement.
Dammit Jeb
Why didn’t you like the book? Thanks, I’ll take my answer off line.
Also, the director is the same
“RRRRR5]\gtttt
(my cat just walked across my keyboard)
I WAS SAYING — the director is Joe Wright who also directed Atonement and Pride & Prejudice. I really like his aesthetic.
Mans, why didn’t you like Atonement?76uu7777778 (cat again, UGH)
To Patrick and Cake or Death: I liked the first third of the novel quite a lot. I did not like the “resolution” of the story. No Spoilers, but it didn’t work for me.
Here are the results from Bing:
I think there’s little hope for us, Patrick.
I don’t think it was really a resolution but more like a poetic look at regrets. If Anything it was more like a PSYCHEEE!!!!! out ending™.
*PSYCHEEE!!!!! out ending™ Trademarked by Steve Winwood.
I dig Joe Wright’s movies as well–although I’ve only seen P&P and Atonement. I got so excited for Atonement because of Keira & Joe working together again, and it was just way different than P&P. Obviously. I read the book after I saw the movie, but I’m actually glad I did it that way.
The Dunkirk scene in Atonement… just kill me now. So beautiful. Also, the soundtrack to both movies are some of my staples.
NERD ALERT!!!
I really liked “Pride and Prejudice.” “Atonement” was very well made and really lovely, true. My beef is just with the source material. I found the first section so intriguing that I couldn’t help but be let down by the rest of the story, especially the way it ended up resolving. I get the idea, but I was not moved by it, nor was I that intellectually stimulated by it. But the first part is sort of so good that I think anything else would be a let down. I really love the way that the main story plays out off stage. You get the feeling that there is more going on than you can understand, which is a good reflection of childhood. There just wasn’t anything that the rest of the book or movie could have done to make up for that.
He also directed “The Soloist” which I didn’t see because it looked terrible. But “The Fighter” also looks terrible to me for the same reasons, so maybe I am wrong, because everyone says it is very good.
What do I know? [Nothing]
She was also in Atonement, directed by Joe Wright- who directed this. He also directed Pride & Prejudice & the guy who played Mr. Collins is the blonde guy in this. (I love figuring out those connections #MovieNerd)
Dammit Gangy
Oops, sorry Gangy. I didn’t see your comment before I posted mine.
If only there were a .gif appropriate for this.
I would have assumed a girl named Hanna Bana would be more jolly.
I guess that missing syllable is more important than you thought.
Na so much.
See, I assumed the missing syllable was “Bo”
Yep. I am going to see the hell out of this movie. I am not even sure how to see the hell out of a movie, but I’m doing it, dig!
“From what I’d read, I expected there to be a little more the hell in this movie.” – everyone after lilbobbytables sees this movie
Creepiest thing in this trailer? Her eyebrows!
Anyone else?
how her hoodie reminds me of ellen feiss?
I love how Yahoo puts a commercial after the trailer.
“I just watched what I was hoping to see when I clicked play but oh what is this? A commercial you say? Why yes I would like to stick around for the advertisement please.” -You
Kids be murdering a ton these days.
Teens never murder me. They just call me faggot and do the Frankenstein walk when they see me. I’m lucky.
I’ve never questioned Frankenstein’s sexuality before, but now you’ve given me a lot to think about.
I liked the part where she killed people.
we have been ghosting each other all day R2
Would it be ghosting? Or monstering?
Be careful, you guys, some people get really upset by that kind of thing.
*snap*
Also, I feel like the movie will start like The Village’s big reveal (oh, they’re in modern times!) and then go seriously Munich-Bourne on our asses.
Also Also (???) I feel like this post was authored by a can of FourLoko.
In France, the Step Up series is called Sexy Dance. True story.
Also this film does indeed look very good.
Well, Angelina Jolie just got served Saoirse Ronan.
what does that mean? is brad pitt going to fuck her now too?
Oops, served BY Saorise Ronan.
The Professional 2: Leona
This movie lacks a good amount of Agent Stansfield…
that part at the end where the guy’s all like RUN LITTLE PIGGY reminds me of when i was in high school drinking in the woods and the cops came and i ran away and afterward my friends told me the lady cop said “RUN LADIES. RUN LIKE THE WIND!”
allow me:
of your three posts, i like this one best amberto
thank you pandamas. i knew you’d be proud.
And sometimes when we fail
The embarrassment’s too much
And I have to close my window and hide
I wanna LOL til I die
Til the monsters break down and cry
I wanna LOL till the fear in me subsides
Ethan Embry! I had completely forgotten he existed. I think my sister wanted to marry him back in the 90s.