Aww, thanks, Spike Can Dance. Merry Christmas to YOU! (Via BuzzFeed.)
P.S. WEDDING RING?!
I feel like he really tainted the meaning of Christmas.
Spike’s dancing is Jesus Treason.
i’m going to have that song stuck in my head all day now
Just what I wanted to see this morning. Some dude’s butt pubes.
God bless us, every one.
Sorry, that was borderline mean! I just watched the video and … I love Cheryl and her sweater!
Just like Cheryl…Always stealing Spike’s moment!
So understanding the concept of global rotation is committing treason. Not fair JC. Not fair.
“Jesus Treason” is something completely separate from regular treason. It’s more akin to yelling at your brother and then not immediately going to confession.
Best Supporting Actor: that cute little dog.
I like how he explained his head-wear but didnt explain his nakedness
Of course, he explained it by calling it a Jew-hat.
Hell yes, wedding ring! Don’t tarnish our love with your prejudice, Gabe! Terrible people have rights, too!
It’s a purity ring, as explained by Spike (via monster Jareth):
For a guy who’s always dancing, Spike gets winded pretty easily.
When one is looking up how to fold a turban on the internet how does follow the entire directions and yet still refer to the creation as a “Jew Hat”?
Jew Hat. It has a nice (anti-semitic) ring to it.
Contemplating Jew Hats
Cheryl’s Christmas wish seemed insincere
Now I know if I’m ever in the desert and need to protect myself from sand, all I need to do is wrap a towel around my head…
and wear boxer briefs…
with no shirt…
and stand on my head…
with a little dog…
while singing in falsetto.
Nevermind the upvotes — yours is better than mine.
My wife saw me working on this. “Gross” she said. Art will always have its critics.
Merry Chrithmith thith theathon!
Thith Christhmas leths get crunk
and dance to sambafunk
Wish I had seen this post drunk-
could have done without dude’s junk
I don’t know, something feels _off_. He went to all the trouble of not only choreographing that entire routine, but also writing that catchy little jingle, AND engineering that fine, historically accurate headgear, but didn’t wear Christmas themed undies? Either this was a rehearsal tape that was leaked early, or he’s really not as committed as I like my naked crazy men to be.
Those aren’t underpants, they are SPORTS SHORTS.
I’m a facebook friend of Spikes. Today’s his birthday. Also, Sheryl the dog died a few days ago. His dedication to his craft is truly inspiring and maddeningly hilarious.
I hope Sheryl’s in Heaven, making friends with the Fainting Goat Kittens.
This is the saddest thing.
I was confused by which was the real bellybutton:
WHAT? Was Spike too risque for you, Photobucket??
It’s so obviously fake/acting, like all of his vids, and yet it feels like a cry for help. He (fake) lisps “I love you” about 20 times. I do that too and it means “help me.” NO FAKE-O
If I may be glasshalffull for a second here…spike can rock a handstand. I do yoga twice a week, and I’ll never get there.
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