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Recipe 1:
Ingredients
6 eggs
1 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 quart milk
1/3 pint heavy whipping cream
1 pinch ground nutmeg
1 pinch salt
Directions
Beat eggs; mix in condensed milk, vanilla, quart of milk and salt.
Beat the whipping cream until soft peaks form. Fold in to egg and milk mixture and sprinkle with nutmeg. Serve chilled.
Recipe 2 after the jump.
Ingredients:
Directions: serve AWESOME.
Thanks for the tip, Mary.
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I can say from personal experience that homemade eggnog is GROSS.
Know what else is gross? This Bing search that APPEARS to be a topless woman and is named “child_star”. GROSS, Bing.
Nor is it the first time that image has appeared. Can be ban that from bing or something?
Is there an eggnog that’s not gross? I’d like to try that kind.
The Horizon Eggnog is pretty damn magical.
I actually really liked that song…
You need to un-mute, sadmalandar, then listen
I was into Nirvana in their pre-fame Christmas years; then they sold out maaaan….
Funnily enough, I thought that was Pearl Jam at first. LA LA LA LA
Both of these recipes needed more alcohol.
This morning I actually woke up and drank half a glass of extremely alcoholic egg nog to soothe my throat/make me want to go to work. BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.
You have a problem.
A problem of being TOO AWESOME.
Right? I thought booze was the whole point of egg nog!
Egg Nogga—Nogga—Noggunnaworkhereanymore.
I can’t keep my brain from internally saying this everytime I hear someone talk about Egg Nog.
Is this their salsa dog reaction video?
My Christmas goal: make a web site where people vote on which Bing search result they would rather have, a la Hot or Not.
Example: Egg Nog OR Cable Access? CHOOSE ONE.
Bo Bice is a wreck, you guys.
good to see bill made it big and got his own TV show.
See, I was thinking Milhouse in 15 years
Freaks & Geeks!?!?!? More like Freaks & UPVOTES!!!
nothing wrong with writing a passionate song about your favorite treat…
see my upcoming song about pumpkin cake… it will debut at #1 on the charts
Can anyone explain why he screams ‘Ishtar’ about 25 seconds in?
I mean, everything else about this makes perfectly complete sense, I’m just confused by that one little hangnail.
Babylonians invented eggnog. The Ishtar gate is made of it. duh-sicle.
#arthistorygum.
I think this guy is a Pearl Jam fan because I remember seeing that stupid hat a lot in the 90′s.
More of a Blossom fan, if you ask me. Whoa!
It’s called “the Jeff Ament”
Full Disclosure: I fucking love Jeff Ament despite his questionable fashion sense.
He takes his shirt off for the big gigs.
OW OW OW! *adds to special “Pearl Jam” photo folder*
“Okay, so my idea: about a minute into the song, we going to go in tight on the guitarist, but shake the camera around. Like they are rocking too hard and they actual sound is making the shake! God, we’re totally getting an Aurora Cable Access Award for this.” – this segments Producer
“Garth, we must book these guys. It will happen. Oh yes.”
This segment sponsored by:
Come bust a move where the games are played, it’s chill, it’s fresh, it’s Noah’s Arcade
Monsters, I’m glad you brought this up. So as I was watching this guy JohNNy SiZZle’s stuff last night, I was almost sure he must have partially inspired Wayne Campbell. And he’s Canadian like Mike Myers! Look at his hat and watch his monologue in this video:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4575731134496003639#
I was ready to launch an all-out investigation, but if someone could tell me how to somehow get this question to Mike Myers directly that would be very helpful.
Incidentally, this post made my day!
So in the NY Times last week (Yes, I read the Times everyday and sorry ladies, I’m engaged) Frank Bruni ran an anti-eggnog column with a couple of faux-eggnog recipes.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/10/dining/10tipsy.html?_r=1
My point? Just wanted to explain why I got drunk on faux-eggnog last weekend.
Fake and nog.
Is naming your favorite periodicals really a way to attract the opposite sex???
Amrit, I read Us AND Star. Weekly. Call me.
Shellbomber, throw in Cat Fancier and you’re mine.
Cat Fancier!!
Wow. I must not be to that level yet. I only get Cat Fancy.
Those are your periodicals.
I’ve read most of them, again. All of ‘em, any of ‘em. I have a vast variety of sources where I get my news.
i just can’t believe that my friends and i weren’t the first to write an egg nog recipe song.
http://users.wowway.com/~lawsond/ndn.htm
i will now forever feel the shame of a plagiarist.
Jane Pratt and Christina Kelly from ‘Sassy’ magazine probably had crushes on these guys in the 90s.
How did you get a video of my high school band?
Seriously – the dude on the left could have been me in 1992. Exact same guitar, haircut, bad grunge style… Ahhh, the ’90s.
You weren’t the only one having flashbacks. The lead singer down to the vocal styling and subject matter for songs could have been my doppleganger. I still can’t understand why I didn’t get laid more.
Just like grandma always said: metalheads love to cook.
http://www.bazillionpoints.com/hell-bent-for-cooking-the-headbangers-kitchen-by-annick-giroux-the-morbid-chef/
http://heavymetalcooking.blogspot.com/
http://veganuchicago.org/vegan/heavy-metal-vegan-cooking-on-the-veg-edge/
What do heavy metal and eggnog have in common? They both require a lot of Mane and Tail shampoo.
from the youtube channel that brought you “when you run out of gancha”!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jYMP1tz02Q
I’ll stick with option three:
Silk nog is starting to feel like an urban Christmas myth.
I’ll try this at home tonight.
Rejuv by Caci