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Birdie, Videogum’s Mascot, has been on a real tear lately, both literally and figuratively. Literally in the sense that she has literally been destroying things with her teeth. Yesterday, she ruined a pair of gloves and two days ago she chewed up the toggle of a coat (although in her defense, the toggle was VERY similar to a stick, and the rules don’t say anything about sticks). More figuratively speaking, she has been on a tear here and here and now here. (She would like to be on a tear here, too, but that seems to have died out. What’s wrong, Street Team? Were the streets closed?) In any case, this calls for a celebration. But what would a party be without a game?! (NORMAL QUESTION PEOPLE ASK ALL THE TIME AT PARTIES.) Oh, wait, I’ve got one and it is even TOPICALLY RELEVANT. Birdie Movie Quotes.
- “THIS. IS. PETSMARRRT!”
- “Nobody puts Birdie in the kennel.”
- “I love the smell of everything in the morning.”
- “It’s people. Pedigree is made of people.”
- “Follow me if you want to nap.”
Good game. It’s like fetch, but for humans, and with words, and not at all like fetch. Go play. Run.
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Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up that we realize that we weren’t actually chasing a squirrel made of cheese that was pulling a wagon full of peanut butter.
Waiting for the lick.
“Let’s do the tail wag againnnnnn!”
“But it’s the doggie humps that really drive you insa-a-aneeee!”
‘I know what you’re thinking. “Did I put six treats in his bowl, or only five?” Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a full set of baby teeth, the most powerful biting instruments in the world, and could bite your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself on question: “Do I feel generous?” Well? Do ya, roommate?’
Well, let’s not start sniffing each other’s butts quite yet.
There’s no crying in fetching a ball!
Birdie, you can’t be serious!
I am serious and don’t call me Birdie.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing dogbutts.
Birdie holes the size of matzah balls!
(I could do this alllll day).
“I’ll lick what she’s licking”
“What is best in life?”
“To smite expensive shoes, bring them before Gabe, and hear the lamentation of my owner”
The BirdieCage
i’ll just use the same on as on twitter
“From now on you shall be called Birdie that is called Birdie”
hey, i like it!
“If someone asks if you are a dog, you say YES!”
HEEEEEEEEEEEERE’S BIRDIE
Birdie…
Birdie…
Birdie…
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