“There’s no more America! Remember when you were a kid, there’d by an America? You’d go see your Grandma, and go to her little town? There’s no more little towns – it’s all malls! And they’re all the same! The mall in St. Louis is the same mall in Detroit.. it’s got the same Gap, Banana Republic, Chess King, Sunglasses Hut, all the same crap! And every town’s got two malls! They’ve got the white mall, and the mall white people used to go to. ‘Cause they’re ain’t nothing in the black mall! Nothing but sneakers and baby clothes! ”
–Chris Rock, Saturday Night Live, Season 22, Episode 5
“Comedian and former Saturday Night Live cast memberJon Lovitz is known for making audiences laugh, but the discovery that he had psoriasis was no laughing matter”.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
“It stinks!”
- Jon Lovitz on psoriasis
“It itches!”
- John Lovitz on psoriasis
I misread this as “Chris Rock delivers a baby named Jon Lovitz that has psoriasis” and then was confused when I couldn’t find it listed on Netflix.
Weird. Ellen Cleghorne was my cashier at CVS this weekend. Worlds colliding!
Judy Tenuta helped me pick out a new sink at Home Depot yesterday.
You see white people help pregnant women like this, and black people help pregnant women like this
Is this my new issue of Duh Aficionado?
And the winner of 2010′s laziest lede is… It’s a tie!
The premise for their new teacher-buddy flick, High School High 2: Higher School High
Aw/ew.
As Lovitz appears to be living in a tropical paradise, it’s possible he’s just got afterpeel from a sunburn.
Chris Rock then followed the beautiful act of helping the woman give birth by going into a 15 minute rant about how her p***y was reupholstered.
“pygmy”..? “pinky”..? “peony”..?
Pacey got reupholstered? Dawson is going to be so jealous.
“There’s no more America! Remember when you were a kid, there’d by an America? You’d go see your Grandma, and go to her little town? There’s no more little towns – it’s all malls! And they’re all the same! The mall in St. Louis is the same mall in Detroit.. it’s got the same Gap, Banana Republic, Chess King, Sunglasses Hut, all the same crap! And every town’s got two malls! They’ve got the white mall, and the mall white people used to go to. ‘Cause they’re ain’t nothing in the black mall! Nothing but sneakers and baby clothes! ”
–Chris Rock, Saturday Night Live, Season 22, Episode 5
I love this story.
I hate the Chris Rock/Jay Pharoah SNL sketch that will no doubt be a result of this news story.
So can we schedule a Videogum outing to see “Motherfucker With A Hat”‘s Broadway debut? Anyone? Gabe?
Coincidentally, Carrot Top is scheduled to perform my c-section in a couple of weeks, and Robin Williams has impetigo.
“Comedian and former Saturday Night Live cast memberJon Lovitz is known for making audiences laugh, but the discovery that he had psoriasis was no laughing matter”.
Terrible. Take a lap.