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“I don’t use the Internet, but apparently you can find out everything on it.” — Winona Ryder
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She can’t use it – John Jacobson’s youth have captured it.
Give this man all the upvotes and lock the thread. We’re done here.
She’s Pretty
Maybe she just needs to shoplift a router
#topical
– Jay Leno
“I don’t use the roads, but apparently you can get everywhere on them.”
“I don’t watch TV, but apparently you can see all programs on it.”
“I don’t listen to the radio, but apparently you can listen to all kinds of songs on it.”
That’s funny, but not true.
“I don’t use my ears, but apparently you can hear everything with them.”
I like yours better
“I don’t use common sense, but apparently it’s extremely helpful.”
I don’t eat ice cream, but apparently it’s cold
“I don’t use my words, but apparently you can say anything with them.”
–Steve Winwood (??????????-3012)
I laughed at this, but don’t understand it at all.
Wait, is Steve going to be around for an extra millenium after the world ends? He’s going to be so lonely.
He’s going look around for all the people and say, “PSYCHE, you guys?” But there will be no psyche. Steve will be all alone to troll the world by himself for the rest of eternity.
“I don’t pay for clothes, but apparently you can arrested for just taking them.”
“I don’t use my hands, but apparently you can do all sorts of manual tasks with them.”
— Our Girlfriend
I don’t use money, but apparently you can buy anything with it.
I don’t use condoms, but apparently you can prevent impregnating people with them
“I don’t use coupons, but apparently they are a legal way to get a discount.”
“I don’t use derp derp, but apparently blah blah blah.”
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
i don’t use donna darko, but apparently donna darko.
“Rob Schiender de derp de derp.” (rated PG-13)
“I don’t use pencils, but apparently you can write anything with them.”
“I don’t use money but apparently you can take things from the store.”
Roads?
where we’re going you don’t need roads
“I don’t read Videogum, but apparently you can spend every day on there.”
“I don’t use my penis, but apparently you can do everything with it.”
“I don’t make good movies in the 21st century, but apparently you can retain relevancy anyway.”
I don’t know how to read, but apparently they teach it in schools now.
I don’t watch a lot of soccer, but I’m apparently awesome at FIFA 2K10 and destroying the ECC on the hardest level while at work.
“I don’t use boots, but apparently they keep your feet warm”
“I don’t use roads, but where I’m going I don’t need them.”
“I don’t use my brain, but sparkle rhino banana peel?”
Somebody just googled herself for the first time….
AHHHHH!!! THAT’S WHAT…YOU KNOW…THAT IS WHAT SHE…AHHHHH….I CAN’T EVEN DO IT!!!
Did she use a computer?
I just found out she stole some clothes to research a role. Thanks, Mr. Internet!
Good morning Monsters!
I hope this gif finds its way into next week as well. It is wonderful.
I shall make it my mission. Actually, I’ve been wanting to do a week where I comment on every post ONLY through the use of GIFs.
Here, Winona, this is all you need:
http://tinyurl.com/257n4dl
http://www.whatsyourdamage.com
Then who am I following on Twitter?
Winona Ryder : “Who can use the internet?”
Thank you, lord sir, for this gif.
I know he’s saying “everyone,” but I like to think he’s saying “I have free wood!”
Hey everyone! This guys got free wood! Come and get it!
I love that Gary Oldman would be so intense about gratis firewood. Though, to be fair, free wood right now would kinda be the tits.
Not everything, Winona. I’ve spent a good half hour trying to find the articles online I’ve got to read for class so I don’t have to venture to the crazy packed library today.
Lydia Deetz would have been all about the internet. That suicide letter would have been a livejournal post for sure.
weird guy in my room after I said his name 3 times, he’s kinda cute I guess lol
Mood Today: Happy
. Got an A on my math test. Ghost friends levitated me to so I could dance to “Jump In the Line” (luv that song).
Not for nothing, but I was under the impressions the internet was used exclusively for porn…
That gives your constant presence here a bit of a dark turn.
Says the monster with the avatar containing overt and conflicting sexual themes. BOOM.
Don’t be jealous of my boogie, honey.
Wasn’t Christian Slater a huge creep in Heathers?
That’s all I have to say re: Winona Ryder.
he was a huge creep in um everything
a sexy creep that i would have let knock off a few of my high school frenemies if it meant we could make out.
The comments under that Hollywood Reporter article are pretty insightful and brilliant, see for yourself!
At least one spam comment had a cute kitty
“Oh, the internet is on computers now”
(or something like that)
-Homer Simpson
Well, y’know, it’s really hard to shoplift from Amazon.
TOPICAL!