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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
I’d hit that.
…with a shovel.
Stop stealing my commentor meme, friend!
Did you notice how surprisingly good the spelling is? I need to reconsider my reason for writing off everyone who thinks anything this man says is worthwhile.
Wait, so now “traveling the world” is a laudable goal? He knows that he might meet some furr’ners that way, right?
and “fine wine”? Glenn Beck, fine wines come from CALIFORNIA and EUROPE and SOUTH AMERICA, all filthy liberal socialist republics.
Baby Glenn Beck is such a milkaholic.
When you make six million dollars a minute, maybe it’s not a good idea to call your book “Broke” and put a picture of yourself with empty pockets on the cover.
or maybe it’s the best idea
“Broke,” alternately titled “I’ve Misplaced My Bags Of Gold But Don’t Worry I’m Sure They’re Around Here Somewhere, Maybe I Left Them On One Of My Private Jets Where I Was Screening Transformers 4 Yes That’s Right Transformers 4: Rise of the Pirates of the Caribbean: Legacy” (title was modified for concision)
In keeping with the theme set out in “Salsa Dog Reaction Video”, please find enclosed my “Glenn Beck Baby Reaction Video”
You’ve really got this one Pegged.
I’m really Shawning over this comment. Dead funny.
Spaced puns will never not be funny, am I Wright?
Nick Frost
Or to suggest your grandkid is going to be poor because you and your kids destroyed any and all of your savings.
I really like being Canadian. We don’t have as many Glenn Becks. Or fans of Glenn Beck, for that matter.
Can… Can I come live with you guys?
Try Vermont. We think Glenn Beck is none of our business, and ours is none of his.
It’s just unfortunate that the closest thing we have to Glenn Beck is currently running the country.
“yous guys got a guvermint?” — usa
mmmmmmmm guvermints
That’s your Guvernmint:
Lemme get this straight: In 75 years, I will have a baby son?
A baby son with what appears to be a five o’clock shadow
Those assholes, they told me that shoot was for a Pepto Bismol commercial!
I’m more offended Huckabeast lent his vocal talents! He knew what was being said!
Why is my son still a baby 75 years from now? Did I have him really late in life?
And why does he have a moustache? Perhaps he is an adult but his growth was stunted? Is that what Mr. Beck is saying? The national debt will stunt our growth?
I bet buying more gold will fix this somehow.
I mean, the whole premise is just absurd.
BBS (Benjamin Button Syndrome), duh.
It’s all part of the radical secular progressive agenda.
So let me see if I’ve got this right. Glenn Beck is a witch, who traveled to the future to kidnap my baby, who doesn’t exist yet. He then aged my baby 75 years, but using some grape wine potion managed to freeze my baby’s physical aging process (except for his mouth), resulting in an old man in a tiny baby body. He then turned my baby into a miserable cunt by exposing him to nothing but Glenn Beck and a painfully slow “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” on loop for those 75 years. And now if I don’t buy his new book I won’t get my crotchety old baby back?
Fuck. Keep him. Gross.
I just want my kid back, or not
Fuckin’ cry baby
I think we’ve finally met the baby that’s smarter than Gabe.
*Ahem*
but Glenn Beck mo money mo problems, so no money=no problems
source:science
Daaaaamn! His science is too tight!
I just finished this book last night. I had tears on my cheeks.
As a 21 year old male, and even after seeing the movie first (I know, how dare I), I balled like a baby at it’s conclusion. I think the soundtrack of only the Antlers songs may have helped that, however.
Oh good! It counted my “thumbs up”!
Either this person is pure nuts-o or I am fucking screwed, you guys.
Arn has a good point, but I don’t understand the part about the admiral trying to make things.
“peeing and moaning”
Cool FB comments section. Very Cool. Very insane Grandma-ish.
But if I don’t moan when I pee how will the people outside the stall/bathroom know I’m REALLY enjoying myself?
Also:
how embarrassing for this person that they mixed up Jesus Christ with Christ Jesus.
“Pray up and pack up and get ready to go up”
I’m not sure, but I think what ol’ Arn is trying to say here is that all of Glenn Beck’s fans need to pull themselves a Jonestown.
I would like to E-Trade in my brain for a new one from that doesn’t know about that video.
On a side note, CHRISTMAS THURSDAY NIGHT TELEVISION TONIGHT!
This is what I am looking forward to:
Sorry timn. Great minds and all that.
Soooooo excited!
I can not wait for this.
Sounds like that baby should unionize! LOCAL BABY WORKERS 406!
Oh, wait a–
the spacing of this picture made me want to do this
10.0
Robert Smigel called. He says not even close.
you guys just don’t get it and glen beck is the only one who does and learn about the FOREFATHERS and soros is taking over the government with O-spenda. Baby Jesus! and God!
(am I doing this right?)
That baby was probably his lunch that day.
I’m glad that 75 years into the future, my child will be a grown adult in a child’s body with 5 o’clock shadow around his lips. That makes sense.
Whoops. Didn’t see Tizzdog’s comment that says pretty much the same thing. That will teach me to go to a meeting in regards to my 2011 health benefits rather than monitor VGum like a hawk.
Yours was more succinct.
Also, my son says health benefits is socialism. He’s so cute.
Wait a minute. I thought Glenn Beck was in favor of extending the Bush tax cuts? If we keep cutting taxes, how are we supposed to pay down the debt? The Republicans have only been able to find roughly $50 billion to cut from the budget. But we have a deficit of over a trillion dollars. And our current debt is over $13 trillion (and rising). How do we pay for this without raising taxes? THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
The whole talking-baby-son-75-years-from-the-future thing? OK, I can believe that.
It makes sense because the Republican plan is:
Give rich even more money
Have government do nothing (debt doesn’t matter if they just get replaced by the corporations)
Eliminate all the entitlements, so the poor die off … only the rich will be around in the future (i.e. HIS children) especially as they will be the only ones to afford the oxygen and fresh water they’ll need to survive since “caring about our children” has nothing to do with actually addressing the debt OR the environment.
Maybe we need to combine this with the other right wing platform these days, which is that if we turn back to God, he’ll fix this country. I think that means God will throw trillion dollar bills from the sky.
Well, thank God that the idea of working 4 jobs 70 hours a week only exists in the bleak dystopian future and is not something that many people have been doing for a long time now. Pardon me while I go drink my fine wines and travel to distant countries like I do every Thursday.
Also, what’s wrong with working in a warehouse? It’s good, honest physical labour and nothing to be ashamed of last time I checked. And they call the Democrats elitists?
Only the IVY League elite would think warehouse work is not wrong. That is for the Chinese and Hondurans. I am not saying I am just asking you to question and find out for yourself. I never went to college, I am a recovering alcoholic, I do the research so should you. Soros, Van Jones, Nobama, and charity, good night.
So if you don’t want your sons doing jobs like warehouse work, and you also don’t want immigrants coming in to do them, who’s left?
*lights clove cigarette, flips through the Village Voice, sneers*
I guess this means I’m from y’all’s future. What’s it like, you ask? Well, Glenn Beck is still a privileged asshole who purposely uses media to misguide the angry, the weak, and the undereducated for his own profit. More wines are going the way of the twist cap. If you fly to another country, you might have to get your junk squeezed and photographed. The economy is in the shitter because no one really wants to touch it, just kinda poke it around a little with a stick. Leaked classified-level e-mails concerning international relationships read like a snarky teenage girl’s diary. Please…accidentally kill a butterfly and save us all.