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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. Oh boy. What on Earth? On the one hand, I give them credit for removing any pretense of this movie being anything other than robot fight porn. You want to see robots punch each other in their robot faces with giant robot fists and that is what you are going to get. On the other hand, I’m not sure I can think of a movie with lower stakes*. “Oh no, what if the robot breakzzzzzzzzzz!” Nope. Like, unless Hugh Jackman’s sick grandma needs 25,000 Disney Dollars or else she’ll lose the hologmortgage on her hover house and the Big Fight just happens to have a grand prize of 25,000 Disney Dollars but where is Hugh Jackman even going to find a robot in time and it has been years since he…controlled a robot with a remote control…so he’s got to get into remote control shape but who is going to train him in time, other than that I do not even know what the dramatic tension could possibly be. UNLESS it is just to see whether or not Hugh Jackman’s frequent pants urination will short out his prize-winning battle bot in the middle of the important round. That’s probably it.
*BESIDES Entourage: The Movie.
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I didn’t even know they commisioned to make a Rock’em Sock’em Robots movie. Nice one, Hollywood!
This was exactly what I was going to say. So, May I add a picture?
I would add Jackman’s head on one of these robots, but I am very unsuccessful at posting pics. Any tutorials?
My sister and her fiance are planning on having Rock’em Sock’em Robots on the tables at their wedding reception. Obviously, they aren’t thinking Michael Bay enough.
It’s too bad your sister is already getting married, since I want to marry anyone who comes up with that idea
My mom wants to make all of the robots little veils and top hats, as well. We are a family of nerrrrds.
I am jealous of your family of nerds.
oh man, not THAT nerdy. Though my future brother-in-law has a huge man crush on Han Solo.
It’s not a man-crush, it’s just logical.
I like how they’ve thwarted the parody porn industry by preempting the name change tactic.
Is it Robot Trailer Day already?
You know you’ll watch it
I can feel my steel
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUK2S4GC2h0MaX0k3E3b2ncEt_vAB4uXTLLZy32caWR4BrSsVFgg
YES! Oh my god, funniest thing ever!
No matter whose block gets knocked off, we lose.
“HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THAT’S AWESOME. WOLVERINE IS EVEN IN IT.” – me at 12
“WHAT”S GOING ON WITH MY VOICE? THIS IS WEIRD, YOU GUYS…”
About the only way to make boxing cool again is to make it include huge robots.
Good try… I’m still not interested.
They’re forgetting to show the part where Hugh Jackman and Robot Jackman become professional golfers, become spokesmen for Subway, and keep Shooter McGavinotron 2000 from winning the Green Space Jacket.
The final act involves a robot dance off. So very tragic. There’ll be waterworks you guys, it is Hugh Jackman after all so mostly in his pants.
Sigh. God forbid somebody make a fighting movie about a former legend of mixed martial arts from the days where the best in the world only got paid ten grand to show who’s body is breaking down but is forced to get knocked out at an Indian casino once a month for fifteen grand to stay alive, or the Jui JItsu Luta Livre wars in Brazil in the seventies, or the MMA boom in Japan. No, let’s make movies about robots fighting Channing Tatum or something.
Megan Fox?
In the end, it’s the most unlikely of robots who wins it all:
Excuse me! I believe Vicki is the true underdog:
Yours is the post-fight victory photo and mine is the pre-fight intimidation look?
Or her tag team partner Nicki
Two Small Wonder references in one week! I feel like everything’s coming up Milhouse!
*Ah-hem* Excuse ME guys, but I think we all know whose gonna take this:
Not big enough.
That’s better.
TWSS
The competition is getting fierce:
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(I am having too much fun with this)
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I might be done. I can’t think of any others. Data, of course, is insistent on his classification as android.
(Am I doing it right?)
You’re doing it especially right, using the Bjork/Michel Gondry video instead of the movie.
Even I sort of hate myself at this point, but:
I’m done now, I promise.
Nooo! Give more! More robots!
Yes! I was trying to remember that episode, but could only come up with the I, Mudd episode.
Nope. The true winner was Homer’s robot:
Hahahaha! I almost put this at first! “Father! Why wont you give me legs!”
Robot Pain = Human Amusement
I was born a Turbo man, I’ll die a Turbo man
This robot is the worst
Good day, sir!
Although, I’ve heard this guy is a total dick:
I have to re-post this, my fave robotz…
you win. (Autobahn 4eva)
BUT WHAT DO THEY TURN INTO?!?!?!?!?!?!?
champions
Tiny little robots.
At least the smaller ones have weapons.
Whoa. That Roomba got fucked up.
NOPE
That one robot got punched in the nuts!
*PUN LANDED!!*
Good one! A bolt of genius right there.
Pretty sure you stole that joke from this guy:
KIll it with fire!
Just, the biggest chin in the history of chins.
Why must every movie with a budget over sixteen dollars be FOR CHILDREN?!
For one night only, You! Will! Feel! Like You Are In a 6-Year Toxic Relationship With Graphic Sex Scenes!
Ryan Gosling & Michelle Williams in Blue Valentine 3D in IMAX!
“Graphic sex Ryan Goslinghkadfjasd k fjaflsdjfl OHHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOD!!!!”
- thisismynightmare
How did you know I said that?!
#keepyourpantson
“I liked Transformers because it was a fighting robot movie, but it wasn’t REALLY a fighting robot movie.”
-Your girlfriend
LOLOLLL. I was an extra in this over the summer. It was awful. I might be on screen, but I’m not sure if I want to pay (and sit through the movie) to find out.
“Actually, I am Real Steel.”
Ha! I hope to see Hugh Jaackman promoting this on “The Daily Show.” Amongst the many things I miss from Stewart’s early days as host (besides, of course, DeGeneres, Carell, Colbert, et al) are the constant stream of derisive jokes aimed at “Battlebots” and the other fine pieces of programming brought to us by the heads of Comedy Central.
That should be a fun show and not at all awkward in the least.
Finally, a Rocky VII for OUR generation! (VII is the one where he fights the robot from the future, right?)
Just when I thought I was out of robots!
“BRING IT!” -a beautifully rendered line that calls to mind the time when gifted persons such as Graham Greene and William Faulkner did screenwriting work on the side.
Hollywood! When I said I would probably sit through a movie about Hugh Jackman’s boxers this is NOT what I meant!
They already made that movie, it’s called Waterworld.
#peejokes
Two Men! Two Machines! Too much pee!
subsequently…
fake (steel). and fairly heterosexual (concept)
Did anyone else think this trailer could have been at the beginning of Tropic Thunder? All it needs is one of the robots losing its head.
Our main event tonight features THE USE OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY AS THE MEANS OF ADVANCING CIVILITY AND HUMANNESS BY REMOVING THE ELEMENT OF SUFFERING FROM OUR ENTERTAINMENT!!! BRAAAWWWRRGGHH!!!!