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OH I’M SO PISSED! Here we are, up to our necks in egg nog season, and still my grocery store has ZERO egg nog on the shelves. WHY DON’T I JUST KILL MYSELF? Seriously, though, what am I missing here? Did I wake up this morning and find myself in COMMUNIST CHINA? Where is the goddamned egg nog?! It is ridiculous to me that the grocery store is even still standing. How has an angry mob failed to burn that place to the ground yet? Ugh. People are so apathetic these days. They’re happy to turn a blind eye to the world’s problems as long as they can WATCH TELEVISION and EAT POTATO CHIPS. Free Mumia! STOCK EGG NOG! Anyway, Egg Nog Movies Party Game is obviously not as good as actual egg nog, like, not even by a hundred miles, but it’s all we have, apparently. We’re like starving castaways in a movie about castaways sitting around the fire with gull guts smeared on our faces pretending the gulls are prime rib, except instead of dead gulls its pun-based jokes, and instead of prime rib it’s something even more delicious. SWEET NECTAR OF LIFE!
- Egg Nogging Hill
- You And Me And Egg Nogveryone We Know
- Mr. Holland’s Egg Nog
Honestly, that’s all I have. I’m delirious from egg nog deprivation. Have fun. If you need me, I’ll be in the bathroom SAWING MY HEAD OFF AND CRYING.
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Me and You and Everyone We Nog
This Egg is Nog Yet Rated
Rum Nog Millionaire
The Princess and the Nog
Who’s That Nogging At My Door
Nog Nog Nogging On Heaven’s Door, The Guns N’ Roses biopic (In Production – 2012)
Don’t Look Nog!
It happened one Nog
Egg Heart Nogabees
Egg Trek III: The Search for Nog
Star Trek: Eggnogations
Egg Nog and Louise
National Lampoon’s Egg Nog Vacation
The first movie I find on IMDB with the word ‘castle’ in the title:
Ceggnogstle:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319150/
Twegglight: Nog Moon
Twilegg: Breaking Nogg
EGGCLIPSE
Nog: Eggacy
The Nog Lebowski
Farnog
Nogging Arizona
Nogger’s Crossing
Nog Simple
Please, somebody stop me. This hurts me more than it hurts you.
A Simple Nog
Ugh I just egged myself good. Meant A Serious Nog’
and soon True Nog
Maregg Nogtoinette
Nogged in Translation
You Will Egg A Tall Nog Stranger.
Being egg whites is hard.
Advocaatisqatsi
Buffy the Eggpire Nogger
Time to go to bed.*
*Study for exams.
The Great Eggscape, starring Richard Attnogborough.
Life is Eggnog.
Like Water for Eggnog
Egg Wood
The Aveggnogs
Thank you for Eggnog
Egg and Silent Nog Strike Back
Pee-Wee’s Nog Adventure
Eggnog for Vendetta
Eggnog the Titans
Dance in the Eggnog
The Sound of Eggnog, Bye-Bye Eggnog. Okay, that’s enough.
Nogsferatu
(the Werner Herznog version, of course)
Which reminds me:
Aguirre: The Wrath of Nog
The Enogma of Keggspar Hauser
Stroszegg
Fata Morgeggnog
Eggscaroldnog
Ughhhhhhhhh quit hoggin all the Herzog nogs
Sorry to Herzog nog hog. Hug?
No nog hogging can throw a cog in our……. ok
I tried. You get it
Glögg.
Okay, 7 hours later here, I have to log back in because it is eating me alive that when I was originally hanging out in this thread, I did not think to make it “Egguire: The Wrath of Nog.” #obsessingoverallfailings
Cat on a Hot Tin Oeuf
Oof!
Eggtv
Eggwig and the Angry Nog
The Shaggy Nog
Snow Nogs
Charlie and the Eggnog Factory
EggNog Wood
(All Tim Burton, all the time!)
Too slow, damnitall.
To repent: Nogthing But Trouble.
Paranogmal Eggtivity.
How do you like you egg(nog)s in the morning there, date Mike?
#theofficejokesforyourtheofficeavatar
The Royal Eggenbaums
Well I’m right nogged
When Eggy Met Noggy
UGH
This is either the best one or worst one. Hmmmnog.
Best. Solved!
Brokebegg Nogtain, cause, I just can’t quit nog!
Princess Egnnognoke
I’m sorry WAY too much fun, and I should be studying.
Annie Nog
Take the Eggy and Nog
The Purple Egg of Nogro
How to Lose Eggs and Alienate Nogs
Noggin Egg the Sky
I Egg Nogabees
2001: A Space Nogdyssey
E.T: Eggstraterrestrial
PLEASE let me be the first to think of that
Egg Egg Nog Nog starring Robert Downey Eggnog.
Nog Nog Nog Nog Nog Nog: Nog Nog Nog
Weekegg at Bernog’s
Cindereggnog
Harry Potter and the Ordegg of the Phoenog
Damn I posted this too but yours is better!
WALL Egg(nog)
Eggnog in Smoke
Eggnog and Roll High School
Look Who’s Nogging Now!
Egg-pocalypse Nog
Aguirre: The Wrath of Nog
directed by Werner Herznog
dammit i didn’t see it was posted already!! delete! delete!
K, Groundnog’s Day!
Eggy Nogger and the Eggnosopher’s Nog
Eggy Nogger and the Eggber of Nogrets
Eggy Nogger and the Prisnog of Eggskaban
Eggy Nogger and the Noglet of Fire
Eggy Nogger and the Egger of the Pheonog
Eggy Nogger and the Half Nog Prince
Eggy Nogger and the Eggly Nogllows (Parts 1 and 2)
Ninja Eggssassin.
Nogja Eggssassin?
What’s Egging Gilbert Nog? Eggnog is Illuminated? I guess it was silly to come 240 comments in and think I’d nail it.
City Of Nog
Fear and Loathing in Las Veggnog
Love Egg Nog Actually
Stranger Than Egg Nog Ice
TV Versions!
AMC:
Breaking Eggs (in order to make Egg Nog)
Nog Men
The Nogging Eggs
Tin Cupfull of Egg Nog
So late to this, but I’m going to go for it!
Wet Hot American Egg Nog
I won, right?
Egg Nogs Can’t Jump
I’m sure it’s been done already, but I couldn’t find it:
Bill & Ted’s Egg Nog-cellent Adventure
Eggnogatar
Dancing with Egg Nog
or if you prefer it “the other way”
Eggnogging with Wolves
All Nogs go to Heaven
Oh Heavenly Nog
Egg Nog and Glory