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OH I’M SO PISSED! Here we are, up to our necks in egg nog season, and still my grocery store has ZERO egg nog on the shelves. WHY DON’T I JUST KILL MYSELF? Seriously, though, what am I missing here? Did I wake up this morning and find myself in COMMUNIST CHINA? Where is the goddamned egg nog?! It is ridiculous to me that the grocery store is even still standing. How has an angry mob failed to burn that place to the ground yet? Ugh. People are so apathetic these days. They’re happy to turn a blind eye to the world’s problems as long as they can WATCH TELEVISION and EAT POTATO CHIPS. Free Mumia! STOCK EGG NOG! Anyway, Egg Nog Movies Party Game is obviously not as good as actual egg nog, like, not even by a hundred miles, but it’s all we have, apparently. We’re like starving castaways in a movie about castaways sitting around the fire with gull guts smeared on our faces pretending the gulls are prime rib, except instead of dead gulls its pun-based jokes, and instead of prime rib it’s something even more delicious. SWEET NECTAR OF LIFE!
- Egg Nogging Hill
- You And Me And Egg Nogveryone We Know
- Mr. Holland’s Egg Nog
Honestly, that’s all I have. I’m delirious from egg nog deprivation. Have fun. If you need me, I’ll be in the bathroom SAWING MY HEAD OFF AND CRYING.
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Egg Nog Another Teen Movie
The World is Nog Enough
The World Is Not Eggnog
the world egg nog enough
Die eggnogger day
He’s Just Nog That Into You
Nog Country for Old men.
EggNogfather
Nightmare on Egg Nog Street
Nogmare on Egg Street
All Nogs Go to Heaven
The Dark Nog
Nog WIthout My Daughter
Nogged Up
The 40 Year Old Egg Nog
Noggy People
Forgetting Sarah’s Egg Nog
Freaks & Geeks & Egg Nog
Egg the Nog
Man, I feel like Wag the Dog is almost TOO perfect for this game.
Ah, you bested me. Guess I should change my name to tiredandoneminutelate.
tiredandwireggnog?
Never change. It’s best. we do ruin too easy.
Eggnogenon (ya know like Phenomenon? That one with Travolta where…. nevermind)
Eggnoggeddon
Eggnogemon. Gotta nog egg all.
Nutmegeddon
Don’t Bother to Egg Nog
Vertinog
Rudolph the Egg Nogged Reindeer
Nog, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
To Kill a Eggingnog
28 Egg Nogs Later
TwentyEgg Nogs Egger
Leggaly Blnoge.
whatever…
I’ll up vote for the whatever….
Quantum of Solace starring Daniel CrEgg Nog
EggNogception
Christopher Noglan’s Eggception
Egg the Nog
House of Sand and Nog
“This whole thing has been one big nog cue.”- Ed O’Neill
*-Egg O’Nogg
The Nog of War
Egg-ternal Sunshine of the Nogless Mind
Eggnog of the State
Nogster Strangenog: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Nog the Nog
Reservoir Nogs
Nog Day Afternoon
Man Bites Nog
Some Like Egg Nog
Egg the Right Nog In
Egg Nogged Freaks
Donna Darko
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!
Very Donna. Very Darko.
Nogtown and Z Boys
Guess Who’s Egging The Nog?
Groundnog Day
Lords of Nogtown
Egg Nog with Rumble in the Bronx
topknog
Nognolia
Egg Nogma
Nog with the Wind
Maybe people don’t get this one, because it is amazing.
Thanks, Baby Friday. I understand how it happens. People didn’t get “The Room: Spaceknight” either, when I posted it in #Nerdmovies.
Egg Nog Saints
Eggs, Lies and Videogum?
Nog, Baby, Nog
The Hangover
Egg Nogging But Trouble
Egg The Right Nog
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nog
Nogsters Inc.
Nogan the Barbarian
Nogan the Eggstroyer
Star Tregg, starring Simon Pegg Nog
City of Nog
The Royal Egg Nog Bombs
Run, Egg Nog, Run
Rum, Egg Nog, Rum
Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Nog
Nog by Nogwest
Nutmegamind
Dairy Movie
4 Eggs and a Nog
The Egg That Came to Nog
Eggnoggy Nog Ross
Wild Nogs
The Egg Nogging
The Girl Who Played With Egg Nog
the girl who kicked the hornet’s nog
Princess Nogonokegg
Egglorious Nogsterds
What about Nog?
For the record this is what I always think of when anyone mentions egg nog:
“Egg Nog? Who came up with this brilliant idea? Let’s see, I wanna get a little drunk but I also want…. PANCAKES!” – Dave Attell
My Monster name comes from a Dave Attell bit!
Nogging Hill
Some Like it Hot Buttered Rum (for the lactose-intolerant)
Soynogglent Green (for the vegans)
SPOILER ALERT: Not really.
(for the vegans and/or unwitting cannibals)
SPOILER ALERT: Not really.
Ugh Nog. Am I doing this right?
Apocalypse Nog
Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Eggnog Vanishes”
Nogged Up
Eggnogs
(its a play on Jaws; get it?)
Eggs Nogged Shut
Nog without my daughter
Kittennogpants egged this one 10 minnogs ago.
PLAGIARNOG COMMEGGTOR!
d’oh PLEGGERNOG COMMENTOR mighta been better
whoops
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Don’t beat your noggin over it.
Slumnog Millionegg
This is my favorite.
nogged up
The Trouble with Eggnog
The Social Egg Nog
The Social Nogwork
Nogging Hill
awwww fuck
I saw this as I was going through to make sure no one had already posted mine and thought “They’ll figure it out soon enough”
Egg Nogs in a Duffle Bag
The Hunchback of Nogtredame
Nog Day Afternoon
The Egg Nog House Rules (In your face cider!)
Okay, but into the mouth part of my face, cause Starbucks caramel apple spice is the best thing in the world.
It tastes like a liquified apple danish, or delicious.
I’ll have to try it. I’m very stuck in my Pumpkin Spice Latte ways though.
Or apple pie with whipped cream, or anything that is good.
Saving Private Eggnog
Egg Nog and other Drugs
Four Eggings and a Nogeral
The M’eggnog’icent Seven
Am I alone in thinking Egg Nog is gross? Egg Nog is gross. So the only Egg Nog movie I can think of is Humegg Centepog (because reading all these wonderful comments is triggering my gag nog reflex).
I’m with you incredimarc. (see my above comment)
A Seggnoggian Film
I’ve actually never tried Egg Nog, the concept seems disgusting
The Postman Always Nogs Egg
500 Days of Egg Nog
50 First Egg Nogs
Punch Drunk Nog
Nogmerican Beauty
Castawegg
**EggNogs and Broomsticks**
“What have you done with my egg nog?!?”
-Gabe, Harrison Ford
“EggNogs & Broomsticks” = we have a winner. Congratulations.
127 Egg Nogs
Sophie’s Egg Nog
Schindler’s Egg Nog
Eggnog Scissorhands
The Nog Of War
Harry Potter and the Deathly Egg pt Nog
Harry Potter and the Cauldron of Egg Nog
Goblet rather
The Tommynoggers