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OH I’M SO PISSED! Here we are, up to our necks in egg nog season, and still my grocery store has ZERO egg nog on the shelves. WHY DON’T I JUST KILL MYSELF? Seriously, though, what am I missing here? Did I wake up this morning and find myself in COMMUNIST CHINA? Where is the goddamned egg nog?! It is ridiculous to me that the grocery store is even still standing. How has an angry mob failed to burn that place to the ground yet? Ugh. People are so apathetic these days. They’re happy to turn a blind eye to the world’s problems as long as they can WATCH TELEVISION and EAT POTATO CHIPS. Free Mumia! STOCK EGG NOG! Anyway, Egg Nog Movies Party Game is obviously not as good as actual egg nog, like, not even by a hundred miles, but it’s all we have, apparently. We’re like starving castaways in a movie about castaways sitting around the fire with gull guts smeared on our faces pretending the gulls are prime rib, except instead of dead gulls its pun-based jokes, and instead of prime rib it’s something even more delicious. SWEET NECTAR OF LIFE!

  • Egg Nogging Hill
  • You And Me And Egg Nogveryone We Know
  • Mr. Holland’s Egg Nog

Honestly, that’s all I have. I’m delirious from egg nog deprivation. Have fun. If you need me, I’ll be in the bathroom SAWING MY HEAD OFF AND CRYING.

Comments (259)
  1. Egg Nog Another Teen Movie

  2. The World is Nog Enough

  3. He’s Just Nog That Into You

  4. Nog Country for Old men.

  5. EggNogfather

  6. Nightmare on Egg Nog Street

  7. All Nogs Go to Heaven

  8. The Dark Nog

  9. Nog WIthout My Daughter

  10. Eggnogenon (ya know like Phenomenon? That one with Travolta where…. nevermind)

  11. Don’t Bother to Egg Nog

  12. Rudolph the Egg Nogged Reindeer

  13. Nog, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

  14. To Kill a Eggingnog

  15. 28 Egg Nogs Later

  16. Leggaly Blnoge.

    whatever…

  17. Quantum of Solace starring Daniel CrEgg Nog

  18. House of Sand and Nog

  19. Egg-ternal Sunshine of the Nogless Mind

  20. Eggnog of the State

  21. Nogster Strangenog: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Nog the Nog

  22. Reservoir Nogs

  23. Some Like Egg Nog

  24. Egg the Right Nog In

  25. Egg Nogged Freaks

  26. Donna Darko

  27. Nogtown and Z Boys

  28. Guess Who’s Egging The Nog?

  29. Groundnog Day

  30. Lords of Nogtown

  31. Egg Nog with Rumble in the Bronx

  32. Egg Nog Saints

  33. Eggs, Lies and Videogum?

  34. The Hangover

  35. Egg Nogging But Trouble

  36. Egg The Right Nog

  37. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nog

  38. Nogsters Inc.

  39. Nogan the Barbarian

  40. Star Tregg, starring Simon Pegg Nog

  41. City of Nog

  42. The Royal Egg Nog Bombs

  43. Run, Egg Nog, Run

  44. Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Nog

  45. Nog by Nogwest

  46. 4 Eggs and a Nog

  47. The Egg That Came to Nog

  48. Eggnoggy Nog Ross

  49. The Egg Nogging

  50. The Girl Who Played With Egg Nog

  51. Princess Nogonokegg

  52. Egglorious Nogsterds

  53. What about Nog?

  54. For the record this is what I always think of when anyone mentions egg nog:

    “Egg Nog? Who came up with this brilliant idea? Let’s see, I wanna get a little drunk but I also want…. PANCAKES!” – Dave Attell

  55. Nogging Hill

  56. Some Like it Hot Buttered Rum (for the lactose-intolerant)

  57. Ugh Nog. Am I doing this right?

  58. Apocalypse Nog

  59. Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Eggnog Vanishes”

  60. Eggnogs

    (its a play on Jaws; get it?)

  61. Eggs Nogged Shut

  62. Nog without my daughter

  63. Slumnog Millionegg

  64. The Trouble with Eggnog

  65. The Social Egg Nog

  66. Nogging Hill

  67. Egg Nogs in a Duffle Bag

  68. The Hunchback of Nogtredame

  69. Nog Day Afternoon

  70. The Egg Nog House Rules (In your face cider!)

  71. Saving Private Eggnog

  72. Egg Nog and other Drugs

  73. Four Eggings and a Nogeral

  74. The M’eggnog’icent Seven

  75. Am I alone in thinking Egg Nog is gross? Egg Nog is gross. So the only Egg Nog movie I can think of is Humegg Centepog (because reading all these wonderful comments is triggering my gag nog reflex).

  76. The Postman Always Nogs Egg

  77. 500 Days of Egg Nog

  78. 50 First Egg Nogs

  79. Punch Drunk Nog

  80. Nogmerican Beauty
    Castawegg
    **EggNogs and Broomsticks**

  81. 127 Egg Nogs

  82. Sophie’s Egg Nog

  83. Eggnog Scissorhands

  84. The Nog Of War

  85. Harry Potter and the Deathly Egg pt Nog

  86. The Tommynoggers

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