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Did you know there are multiple televised interviews with your hand model girlfriend Ellen Sirot and that she’s successively worse in each one that you watch? It doesn’t matter what order. She’s also a foot model? I hate your hand foot model girlfriend!
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Sounds like a certain internet blogger *ahem* was rejected as a hand/foot model.
“If you bare it, you have to prepare it”
Why doesn’t she apply this philosophy to her personality?
Sure, she is a horrible human being, but at least I can say I’m dating a model!
Let’s just call this now: Ellen Sirot ends up as a nantaimori model
(before you tell me I meant “nyotaimori”, please consider that that mistake could have been a test to weed out the pervs)
I’m afraid to google that to find out what it is.
It’s a little fishy to be honest.
I find it a little too raw for my taste.
If I didn’t slam my fingers in car doors (mostly unintentional) as a child, I could have been a $10,000/day hand model. Cruel fate!
I’ve been told I have nice hands but I’m afraid to end up like this.
I wish she was a ball gag model.*
*Primarily to shut her up, but also you never know how they’re going to fit by just looking at them on the box.
Fun fact: the Wikipedia article on ball gags is depressingly long. Look it up, and keep in mind, someone VOLUNTEERED to write all of that.
I’m guessing there was a single ball gag enthousiast who rad the old entry and was just like: “AHHHHH, this is all wrong! I will write it myself!” and continued to do so in length.
“Guessing” = remembering?
No, although I can say that the Wikipedia entry for Sagging (as in pants) now has an addendum starring Urkel. Could’ve been anyone, really…
“After the break, we have an interview with someone who has toes.”
nailed it
Roll up, roll up for the man with ONE FACE!
So, this is a little gross, but I’ve been wondering how she deals with going to the bathroom.
Bidet, most likely.
Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for your career. It’s not like she’s an anus model.
*She’s* not, but when I tried to click on a link to one of these videos from the post yesterday that came up in the search for Ellen Sirot OR Assholes, it took me to those search results instead. I will just say that I have now had enough thumbnails of anus models to last me for quite some time. Also THANKS BING, GREAT JOB.
She is a bidet.
It would be funnier if she had Man Hands and worked mostly as a stand-in for male-oriented adverts.
She almost managed to best Donny Deutsch in a douche-off.
What a DOUCHE!
“I think feet are the new purse.”
WRONG. That is an incorrect statement. Feet and purses serve two completely different purposes.
Wait, you don’t forcibly open your feet to keep keys and ids in there, horrifying onlookers with the senseless gore?
LBT, your life is weird.
MLIT
you beat me by a foot
Too bad, I though you were a shoe-in.
Nailed it.
i know your ego’s a little bruised from posting second, but it’ll heel with time.
You’re my new arch-rival, pickpocket.
don’t worry, my jokes always fall flat
They’re 4-F?
“I think feet are the new purse. It’s an accessory.”
Who cares if my feet are ripoffs? They look just like the real thing and only cost me $20.
The TWSS machine just overheated again.
i read “successively worse” as “successfully worse”
works either way.
on the old post video she says “perfect, neutral-toned hands” …that sounds kind of racist to me. is my girlfriend racist?
She just grew up with Crayola Crayons:
Is “white pwide” Andrew racist, or is he the product of a racist environment? How much can someone so obviously stupid be blamed for their pwejudices?
Her husband had never held her hand until their wedding night?
I would be much more interested in an interview with that gentleman.
i was waiting for the interviewer to make a handjob joke. friggin fcc, always ruining things.
and then she goaded that interviewer into rubbing his knuckle on her!! which, i mean, what? but also ew but also she may be having problems at home.
that was supposed to be a reply to tizzdogg
heres what i dont get: how does she chop up her victims without using her hands?
OK. So at the beginning of the Donny Deutsch hand model interview, she says he can’t touch her hands. Then she proceeds to tell him that NOBODY touches her hands – even guys she dated – and her husband didn’t even get to touch her hands until their wedding night. So basically, her hands must maintain a purity akin to her virginity.
Then at the end of the interview, she tells Donny he can touch her bare hands.
So to sum things up, Ellen Sirot basically let Donny Deutsch fuck her in front of her husband and America.
Even if someone were to chop off my girlfriend’s left hand and foot, she’d still be all right.
do you think maybe she’s just going around TELLING people ‘oh yeah, i’m a hand model, i have perfect hands’ ‘oh yeah, i’m a foot model, i have perfect feet’ and she made up that whole cleavage shit to get on TV?
IF so, she and pliedians lady should be best friends and start a best friends club with baloon boy’s dad
Ok, so I was waiting to say this, but I’ve actually had a crush on Ellen Sirot since I was 11 years old. I remember seeing an interview with her on some news show that featured odd jobs like hand models and voice actors. I watched Ellen walking around her house with gloves on and my little 11 year girl mind thought “Wow, her hands must be so pretty and soft. I bet I could do that.” So I actually tried to wear gloves all the time for like, one day. They were those scratchy thin glove liner kind you get really cheap at Wal-Mart. I remember playing my Casio keyboard with them on and my fingers kept slipping off the keys. I would douse my hands in lotion then put on my fuzzy gloves and imagine myself to be a rich hand model like Ellen.
Then I got real. I guess she never did.
oh girl i am with youuuuuuuuu. i saw this video 2 days ago and have since been real creepy and annoying to all my friends, walking around making sexy hand motions. i am 26.
Interesting how she stops flapping her hands around like a clown when the subject becomes her feet.
….
Never have I wanted to stomp on someones feet more.
She’s just so smug. blech!