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We have already fixed one poster for Mel Gibson’s The Beaver, but our work is never done. The last poster was ridiculous, yes, but we fixed it. Now, though, the movie has a new poster, and wouldn’t you know it, this one needs fixing, too. I mean, ARE THEY KIDDING WITH THIS THING? Mel Gibson sitting on a stoop in his Red Wing chukka boots with his head down looking VERY serious while wearing that ridiculous BEAVER PUPPET under a punishing black sky out in Thinking Man’s Woods, and it’s just like, OH COME ON. I mean, this would be hilarious and ridiculous even if the dude wasn’t a holocaust denying blowjob monster. It’s a movie about a man who wears a beaver puppet on his hand! HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SELF-AWARE LEVITY WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR MOVIE BEING A JOKE? Sorry, director Jodie Foster, but this isn’t Leaving Las Vegas, or something. You are not plumbing the depths of mental illness’s untold story. The movie was originally supposed to star Steve Carrell for heaven’s sake. TAKE IT EASY. Anyway, as you can see, I have added some thought bubbles. Let’s fix this thing. Make it right. If you click through you can get a larger version, and then you can tear it up. (Original poster via /Film.)
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you’re totally going to win something for this.
on account of all the racism.
#toughlove
“This is the worst co-star since I did those cop movies with that colored fellow.”
“Colored fellow” seems uncharacteristically PC for Mel.
I was just going to say that, this is a hard one. I COULD say what he was probably really thinking, but then I would feel dirty inside for the rest of the day. It’s hard, imitating the worst person ever!
“Just really depressed that I can’t find my left hand anywhere.”
whoa, sorry for the gigantor image
“Racist lyrics”
“Ted Nugent Lyrics”
Primus Lyrics
“I can’t believe it was really ice cream.”
you’re so naiive
Mel Gibson WOULD think in that font.
“I’m going to find the bitch that stapled this beaver to my forehead.”
OR let’s post video reactions to what we think a funny caption would be
It’s time to be real racist
It’s time to white the whites
t’s time to fist some beavers on the Gibson Show tonight.
P.S. I would be photoshopping these things, but last time I played this Mel Gibson game Photobucket flagged like, 2 of my entries for code violations or some shit. So I’m sticking with just writing words.
NOOOO!!!!!
Crap…
Is it possible Frightened Rabbit licensed that song before Mel Gibson was attached? I guess what I really mean is, please help a hipster out.
I’m not trying to say anything except that I think Mel Gibson likes Tim & Eric, but is still a bigoted asshole… maybe.
Stop the game. You win.
Totally copied you. I must have missed this.
My upvote goes to you sir.
Gha! You beat me to it! This was mine:
Did somebody say… wood?
Brilliant. Now, if only someone could post a recording of Joey doing the beaver voice. Get on it!
I live this one.
You have a cold right hand too?
“It ain’t easy being white…”
ha.. LET’S GO DEEPER!
I laughed so hard at this. BF, you are the greatest.
Okay, so my boss was a footstep away from seeing me Photoshop “sugar tits” into Mel Gibson’s thought bubble. Having a job is nice.
Where have I seen this before?
See Professor Push-Ups above he did it better.
Here to save Walter’s life indeed.
Man, he’ll appear in anything.
“Mr. Beaver, how come I’m not as beloved as Charlie Sheen? I’ve thrown more racial slurs around than that guy”
Original I know
IS THIS JEFF DUNHAMS DIRECTORIAL DEBUT OR WHAT?!
“Yo, that ‘Leave it to Beaver’ line almost killed me.”
oops. also this makes no sense.
I hope someone else has already made this tired joke
“I’ve hit rock bottom”
“YOU’VE hit rock bottom, I’M the one with a fist in his ass!”
Furry Withdrawal – One day at a time.
Also – have you guys seen this http://gu.com/p/2yj23
[IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/9hj4es.jpg[/IMG]
awww, I got noob all over myself…
http://iknowaboutstuff.tumblr.com/photo/1280/2151759152/1/tumblr_ld5ckhJ6UK1qavb5n
ok, fine, I’ll just go.
“Don’t worry little stuffed beaver, I’ll find a reason to hate you too”