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Do you guys remember Two Girls One Cup? Cool story: I’ve never actually seen that video. So sue me. Guess what: I am a grown up and I know what poop looks like and I know what cups look like and I know what girls look like and I’ve heard a good enough description of that video that I can use my FULLY OPERATIONAL IMAGINATION to do the math. But, also, do you guys remember with Two Girls One Cup how there was this whole Internet meme of people posting videos of themselves watching Two Girls One Cup? You remember that. We all remember that. It was on the evening news and I’m pretty sure there was a montage of those reaction videos in the background of the closing credits at the MTV Movie Awards or something. But here’s the thing: what if we did that with a DELIGHTFUL video instead of a DELISGUSTING video? What if we did that with SALSA DOG?! I have posted my own Salsa Dog Reaction Video after the jump just to get things started, but I highly encourage everyone (and I am using the dictionary definition of the term everyone here to mean THE ENTIRE WORLD PLEASE) to record your own Salsa Dog Reaction Videos and post them in the comments or really anywhere you want. Post them everywhere. Let’s goooooo!
Haha. SALSA DOOGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
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So long, productivity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y
Nope. Too easy.
http://bit.ly/905b0L
Totally fell for that.
the two girls one cup video was exposed as fake. its ice cream
Salsa Dog, on the other hand, is VERY real.
The jury’s still out on the validity of Two Salsa Dogs, One Cup, though.
Or Two Dogs, One Jar of Salsa
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Starring Justin Beiber.
Gross!
no. salsa dog is also, ironically, ice cream.
Wait, Winwood is calling something out for being disingenuous?
I’m just tired of people being all like “oohhh that two girl one cup deal is such a huge deal” when anybody can just eat ice cream and claim that its poop. not a big deal at all what so ever. go rent pink flamingos and tell me what subversive is
“Anybody can just eat ice cream and claim that it’s poop.”
-Steve Winwood, 6000 B.C. – 2012 A.D.
“I’m just tired of people being all like ‘oohhh that two girl one cup deal is such a huge deal.’”
-Everybody, 2 years ago.
I like your implication that Winwood is a being outside Time itself, possibly a Mayan god. Maybe he is what the Babylonians were trying to build a tower to.
As I stated earlier this week, Steve Winwood is the demon from fallen. The facts support it.
Steve’s fingers are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He comments in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Steve Winwood. He is commenting, commenting. He says that he will never die.
Patrick, was it you that wrote that originally on the Sparks/Ebert post? I remember that as being one of my all-time favorites.
Yep, we have confirmation. That probably was my favorite comment ever on vgum.
I love this comment more than I expected to.
keep fucking that chicken, pink flamingos.
Hey Tizzdgg, If you’re against fucking that chicken, there’s always a hand job.
Context: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTHxnvHR6-8
Fake and gay indeed.
Have you seen the video, Steve? I don’t want to get too graphic up in here, but I don’t think it could be faked.
woah why does bing have a picture of pretty, pretty Rachel Weisz?
Man, you should have told us BEFORE we saw the video! Now I can’t film my reaction! It would be as fake as it is gay!
react to Gabe’s video, and then the next person can react to your’s
I’m pretty sure I’d be laughing as hard on the 25th viewing as I did the first. If only I had a camera…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFN_xuwiDW0
Ahhh that was great.
At first I was like, “Needs more head tilt”. Then I was like, “There it is…”
I will NOT be participating, because i posted a reaction to a cute video once for my boss, and basically thousands of people have called me gay online ever since.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK8NhE6ogI8
Well, at least that one guy only called you a fucktard. Very tolerant, that one.
That reaction is pretty much my reaction to Salsa Dog, plus 2000 giggles.
Ugh people on the internet are the worst — present company excluded.
You got remixed even! Way to go! You are by far way more internet famous than most people!
Your videos are delightful! Nuts to the internet.
Thanks! I also made $200 off of Google AdViews so HATERS GONNA HATE.
i am laughing so so hard at the “re: re: re:” video… still laughing. amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2VVEvyPGh0
also this:
You, sir, are a treasure. An absolute gem! (no snarko, I think this video is delightful)
The only thing that would make this better is your previous company’s name in the background.
I would make a reaction video, but I have a cold and I had an allergic reaction to NyQuil last night that made my lips blow up like Lisa Rinna fresh out of the botox store. So it would just start a cycle of reaction videos to my allergic reaction reaction video (or something like that) I think the Benadryl is making me loopy.
I think this is the only post where “Narcissistic Personality Disorder” and “Two Girls One Cup” will share digital real estate.
Pure joy at 0:22
Can I post a ‘Gabe salsa dog reaction reaction’ video?
See Ian’s comment about, PLAGIARIST COMMENTER!
I now have all the data I need to finish my Gabe bobblehead doll.
Or a gabe-based marital aid.
Sorry everyone.
Gabe-Based Marital Aids now in store, get your “stocking” fillers while stocks last.
I would so do this, blowing the anonymity of this username in the process, except for one thing: my emarassing level of non-knowhow regarding my webcam. I know my camera is capable of taking video, but it has never been worth it to me to investigate further–UNTIL NOW. And now I have to go, but I will be back later, and then maybe I will jump on the tail (heh) end of this meme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk
That is exactly the link I hope it would be.
I want this video to be my ringtone.
Hey guys. Didn’t have anywhere else to post this.
Its my holiday gift to you all
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Oh my stars and garters. This makes me so happy…
did you really just say “oh my stars and garters?” That’s going to be my new catchphrase now, and when I use it, I’m not going to give you any credit….mine
An older woman I work with says the craziest stuff, this is one example. It’s yours if you want it. Merry Christmas!
The Beast from X-Men says it too, but I want to know more of what crazy old lady says.
“My boy, I have been fighting for mutant rights since before you had claws.” – DSN’s co-worker
wow, rad
you like something I did???
big link here:
if you don’t see yourself, look harder. if you still don’t see yourself: I’m sorry. If you don’t like your size or placement, ………….
I don’t and I accept your apology….(slinks away with sad face)*
*sad for me but it is very great.
I know I know. When I finished I was all “one more monster, I could have tracked down and added one more monster”. Truly truly sorry.
“paperstreetsoap” is our generations Schindlers List. “This watch… this watch could have added one more anonymous commentator avatar to the jpeg…” LOL!
I’m not there either. I’ll be over here crying into my kibble.
I spent a good five minutes longer than I should have trying to find my nerds. They’re not on there and I can’t help but think they will try to exact revenge. #jokesfromthe80s
Nor I, but I’m not all that funny, nor do I get to the computer in time to post a comment before #75…
This is how’sthepiesogood, by the way.
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION (lawblog) THAT THE DRUM SAYS MONTSTERS’ BALL ON IT AND I LEFT SOME PEOPLE OUT. Lets call this a test drive and say I will have a fixed one for you all at the comments for this week’s Monsters’ Ball.
ps. god damnit
Awww, I didn’t mean to complain. This was excellent and looks like a lot of work. I don’t comment enough around here, and when I do it’s usually just about my cats, so I shouldn’t expect my avatar to show up in the VGum Hall of Fame photo. Keep up the funnies, PStSoap!
Can I be in that one????
check the top of the drumset shellbomber
It took me ages to see you shellbomber but you got the best spot!
but it’s still so beautiful! even if i’m not in it, i am excited by it. (twss?)
(kind of more twhs.)
I’m making this comment solely to increase my chances of being in the next one. NO SHAME.
HOW DARE YOU!! (ok, I’m doing it too)
I didn’t find myself but I never expected to since I don’t comment much at all BUT like others I still wanna call you on on making something excellent!!! Looking forward to your acceptance speech at the upcoming Monster’s Ball!
What capsulekel said! You rad!
a crowning achievement
Hey, there’s me!
I know, right???
I feel like one of the cool kids at school.
I know! And I have had a crappy week (finals, didn’t get a job I wanted, etc), but this has made my day. Thanks.
I just went to look and giggled and seeing David Bowie because he always makes me laugh and then I saw me! Not expecting that. Highlight of my day so far
Bravo, Sir, and thank you. Christmas came early this year.
Cramazing. 1 billion upvotes.
Wowwowowowowowowow.
I love that Godsauce gets a shout. Respecting the elders and such.
Upvotes forever!
Excellent work, pss
I only regret that I have but one upvote.
This is awesome!
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN!!!!
Hahaha ohhhh delightful delightful! Amazing I love it THANK YOU PAPES! This is just great and I love how anyone else on the internet would have literally no idea what this means at all. I also like how I’m menacingly watching over everyone with my skinny legs.
I already shared my reaction to Salsa Dog in that thread, so here’s my reaction to Papes’ pic:
she’s hot, who is that?
Your mother.
Cheryl Cole, I’m not a fan of her music, but her gifs are A+
My favorite lil’ details:
-Superglue cruising in for a kill
-Huck gazing lovingly up at the group
-Notsewfast and Winwood rounding out the Fab Four
-Me staring bullets into Baby Friday
-Nightmare’s and Mans’ perfect placement
Excellence, excellence, excellence. I love the hell out of this.
I see a taco with a face in there, and I’m going for it.
I like that I’m edging ever so slightly away from you.
Because you know what’s good for you, Mrs. Friday. French assassins make terrible friends.
Winwood WOULD be George Harrison.
Papes “If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.”
This is completely fantastic! And I am thrilled with my position! Now whenever I hear a song from this album, I will feel that I am part of it, forever slumped and smiling, welcoming the Rolling Stones, in perfectly (or so good) matched stripes.
Downloading bigger image to keep for 4evrs… Thanks for the Holiday Gift, Papes — and all I got you was this measely upvote…
This is so great! Looks like I could Urkelize Steve from where I’m standing!
Dear paperstreetsoap,
Love, The Monsters
Two Girls One Up(vote)
This is pretty rad, man.
This has got to get to the highest rated all time. I am going to make my way through all the computers in Atlanta if I have to!!!
Bluestockings–you can’t see it, but I’m wearing saddle shoes in the picture.
Hey, does this have anything to do with when AnAmPat wanted everyone to email him a pic of their avatar?
What was up with that?
that was my first thought too! where you at, AnAmPat?
If I print this out and send it as my Christmas card, will they lock me up forever?
Oh man, we must be on the same wave length today B. I almost wrote that.
While they may lock you up, eventually they’d get curious enough to check out Videogum and you’d be released preeeeety quickly
Bajillion upvotes!
Yay validation! Very nice of you to do!
“Monsters’ Ball photoshoot? I should probably stay home and work on my thesis. I definitely won’t regret this later.”
-GradStudentsAreTheWorst
1987-Ugh
Someday I’ll make it on here. You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE!
This is the bee knees! I made it my desktop. All my coworkers are going to do a double take, and be all, “WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????”
So good.
It’s definitely going on my desktop, too, nightmare. I was thinking the other day that I need a new picture and BING! Here it is. Although I’d like to be in the final version, if I may, please and thank you.
Woo! I’m stoked that hungry Prince Fielder made the cut.
Not to mention the fact that it’s my birthday! Happy Birthdaygum to me!
I’m just so happy to be included!
This is the best!
Papes…I love you. My cold, dead, heart, grew 3 sizes!
you’re just the best
That is totally awesome, I heart you
me ‘n ANAMPAT, just chillin’. Why? Because WE LOVE AMERICA (and PSS just gets it.)
I feel honored and privileged to be included among all these fine upstanding monsters, and I can think of nothing else to more perfectly exemplify my joy than this:
Also, look who I’m near! Lesigh? A Serious Monster? Yourmom? Twilly?briadru4? Polythene Pam? I LUV U ALL!!! (I think my heart just exploded)
Papes, I was having a horrible, shitty day…until I saw this. And I was included and everything! UPVOTES 4 EVA
maybe next year, kid. (to myself)
whatcho talkin bout your totally there hiding behind birdie
wait you’re right! thanks lizardo!
to all you people who didnt make the cut, SUCK IT WEIRDOS
This is definately a work of art. I think thisismynightmare looks fabulous! LOL
standing ovation
whats michael vick’s reaction? LOL!!!
Topical!
You should start a website called Newsiesgum. I would be like the #1 monster over there. Except we wouldn’t be called monsters, we would be “Pape-sters” or something like that.
Can I just say that this would be the best thing in the entire world?
It really would be. I’m totally tempted.
Let this picture of Justice Sonia Sotomayor stand in for my reaction:
Salsa dog didn’t do much for me honestly. Now, the cat hugging the teddy bear… OH MY GOD. People would have heard my squeal, which would be negative for my public perception.
*SQUEAL*
This really is the best GIF ever. I’ll never tire of it.
I’ll see your kitten hugging a teddy bear, and raise you…
That made me want a kitten. Don’t tell anyone.
the box i just left under your tree… you might want to put some holes in it, because i forgot.
Sorry, just got a gig as a hand and foot model. Limb use is a no-no.
Oh shit. Bad X-mas tree kitteh GIF is pretty frickin’ rad, too. But kitteh hugging teddy is still my number one.
Okay fine: http://tinypic.com/m/dqrsz7/3
brilliant!
Yes! Everybody, be like Jake! More reactions!
I was worried about anonymity a little bit, but then I realized my avatar was a picture of my face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfARrW-VP0A
My favorite line “Nooo Im better than this!”
Once upon a time this girl I liked told me she was really into “The Warriors”. Obviously I thought this was awesome and it made me like her even more. So I bought her a Warriors poster for her birthday. This was in the infancy of the Internet so they were fairly difficult to come by. She thanked me, and said she’d put it up, but I could tell she thought it was a lame present, and it stayed rolled up in her closet. We never dated.
This is all to say that your Warriors poster is awesome, and if you bought it from a girl in Providence, well, she was a jerk.
#storytimewithtizzdogg
Was that William Fichtner?
Be honest, Gabe. You used to have a unibrow in high school, didn’t you. I would like to see some old yearbook photos. Nothing to be ashamed of. I’ve got the hair gene too.
I had a unibrow in junior high school. I didn’t have many friends.
I have a few hairs, enough to constitute a uni-brow? That remains to be seen. We Jew-faces are a furry lot. Stand strong Gabe!
I used to pluck my little brother’s unibrow for him when he was in middle school (by his request). Maybe Gabe has an awesome older sister like me.
I’m digging Gabe’s beard.
If I were more tech savvy, I would definitely take this pic and put a little Mario hat on Gabe because GABE IS TOTALLY THE REAL LIFE SUPER MARIO.
meh?
hmm..maybe I’m better off just saying that this guy is Gabe:
YUP! That’s your Gabe: Mario.
Yeahhhh! You’re my hero.
If I could post a reaction video, it would be me dropping my can of Diet Coke. As that is exactly what I did.
I never do this, and I’ll probably get fired, now. Thanks Videogum!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lg0rvVprsc
neither do i!!! but i did it for all of YOU (sorry for bit of blur, cam sucks)
http://tinypic.com/r/2a0f6fq/7
I almost like this video better than Salsa Dog himself… don’t make me choose!
dear brian: it made me happy that you got so much enjoyment out of this video that you had to watch it by peeking at the screen a couple times. sincerely, me
Yes! I also did not watch Two Girls One Cup, and it is the perfect thing to not watch, because saying “Oh man it was horrible I dont wanna talk about it” ends the conversation with a knowing nod. Just like you saw it, but you get to actually not see it!
If there was a behind the scenes show about videogum, would it essentially consist of this video on loop?
How about a reaction video of Birdie watching Salsa Dog.
I was about to say that exact same thing and you beat me by 4 minutes! Drats!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ3f1AdZmfI
I signed up for YouTube specifically to post this! I have nothing better to do at work!
YouTube fucked the video up. Urgh. Lemme try to fix it.
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=683602273880&saved
Look, monsters. YouTube an I apparently have irreconcilable differences, so I’ve uploaded it to my Facebook page. Please, only stalk me in the nicest way possible.
Is it wierd that I wanted to see reaction videos of Steve Winwood and Notsewfast, just so I could see what they look like in real life? Am i crossing the line of what is acceptable? Reveal yourselves!!
As much as I love the Salsa Dog video, I’d really much prefer a Salsa Gabe video. Gabe – go outside and dance please! PLEASE!
You guys are doin’ it wrong. Here’s my reaction video:
http://youtu.be/H6ba4CcS3SQ
One angry upvote for you, good sir!
You Must Hate Dogs (starring John Woofsack).
Hilarious, double upvote- one here & one on youtube.
You mad. (this was hilarious)
Salsa dog party people? Salsa dog party people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zES21-lzyjY
Whoa nelly! That was definitely entertaining, but as a healthcare professional, I recommend taking a chill pill. You could hurt yourself if you try that again.
The best part about this video was the opportunity to troll your other videos. Speak Up(date) was great.
Haha. That didn’t even dawn on me. Thank you!
Not to detract from the awesomeness of paperstreetsoap, who is my hero, but… This is my cat, Spaz, and his reaction to the beloved Salsa Dog:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGq3dnqI-dU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jMsGev_Il8
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I think we should post reactions of watching Gabe. As hilarious as Salsa Dog is, and by God is he ever, Gabe’s reaction makes me laugh a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6XkU5_BUxw
I apologize for the fact that I look ridiculous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPaBdzL9XUE
ignition remix’s Salsa Dog reaction video!!!
A week later is better than never is what I always say!
http://vimeo.com/17847231