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Boy, Ken Jeong will do ANYTHING, huh? Now, it should be pointed out that being willing to do anything is a philosophy that I totally support. We should all be so lucky as to have so many opportunities to make money do something that we love in this world. And even if money is not involved, I still think it is valuable and intelligent to say yes to as many experiences as you can in this lifetime, because eventually you’re going to be all rolled up in a blanket made of dirt at the bottom of the forest and you won’t be saying yes or no or anything. You’ll be dead is my point! Do it all, who cares. “No regrets.” — Robbie Williams.
Of course, all of that being said, just because being willing to do anything is a noble and correct way to go about it doesn’t mean it isn’t also sometimes a little painful for the rest of us to watch someone drinking this life dry. Eek. Good for you, totally, but also eek.
Pepto Bismol, you guys. For your poops! (Via ONTD.)
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I think I ate too many Robert Downey Jrs, I’m going to have to take some Ken Jeong before I go to bed tonight.
This is your colonoscopy:
Obviously, Britta and Jeff are spicy food.
Shouldn’t it be Abed?
#RejectedOutsourcedJokesgum
Well at least I know the remedy for the box of mac ‘n cheese and bottle of wine i’m having for dinner tonight
Sorry, but a REAL wine connoisseur would know that mac ‘n cheese should be paired with BOXED wine.
nah, I got the deluxe box (no powdered cheese)…SOME people have class around here
Did you put the breadcrumbs on top? Or is that TOO classy?
breadcrumbs? who the fuck are you, Mr. Fancy McFancypants?
Facetaco is adjusting his “Mr. Mac N Cheese” name plate as we speak.
Not to nitpick, but it’s actually Mr. Mac ‘N Cheese, Esq.
“Sell out!” –Julia Roberts
Eat, Pepto Bismol, Pray, Love?
This is a well-timed reminder that there is such thing as medicine. I have two treatment methods when my stomach is bothering: 1. Eat plain, healthy food. 2. Eat terrible, disgusting food that goes right through you, hoping it will take whatever is causing the discomfort with it.
Smart move, Pepto Bismol. They won’t even need a new spokesman for the Spanish-language versions.
And they can now say they’re endorsed by a real doctor!
He obviously missed all the signs when deciding to go ahead with this ad.
“Hi Ken. Let’s go over some of these offers and remember you can say no to ANY of these, ok?
WWE wants you to go on a live broadcast and attack John Cena with a cane. I told them no, so… What? You’ll do it? OK. I’ll make the call after I get off the phone.
You’ve got some great buzz coming out of the Hangover. Here are some movies offers, just tell me yes or no. I’m assuming most of these are passes:
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard? What? OK, Yes to that.
All About Steve? Yes? Really? Alright.
Couples Retreat? You want that too? Ken, you don’t have… OK.OK. I’m marking that as “yes.”
Furry Vengeance? No, Ken. I have to put my foot… I know agents are a dime a dozen. Fine. Fine.
Vampires Suck? Ken, c’mon. You can’t be that hard up. OK. We’ll do it.
Zookeeper? God, OK. I don’t know how you get me to give up so easy.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon? Yes? Jesus, do you want to kill you career?
Oh, Adidas wants you to play a character called, “Slim Chin.” Now this is extremely racist, but… Honestly?!
Christ, I need some Pepto! No, that’s not an offer. What? OK. I’ll make the call.”
Ken Jeong will literally do anything for money. He is our generation’s Steven Tyler.
Ken “Peyton Manning” Jeong
Where do you think Kim Jeong draws the line?
“I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that. … Okay I’ll do that too.” – Kim Jeong as Meatloaf in a Meatloaf biopic
Ken Jeong. I wrong Kim because I keep getting his name confused with Kim Jong Il in my head. I know it’s not right.
I WROTE Kim. Jeeze. Time for bed.
Proven racist by the racist prover
Does it make me racist that him saying “MY BENJAMIN PILE?!?!?!?” makes me lol every time?
For no reason that I can possibly think of, this ad reminds of me Dr. Zoidberg.
Ian could not be reached for comment.
Did you know Pepto Bismol can turn your tongue black? I found that out after a night of heavy drinking, using Pepto to settle the stomach, and woke up thinking, “Did I eat a Sharpie? This can’t end well…”
You’re not supposed to eat sharpies?
-Birdie
they cut your mouth! (nailed it)
Apparently it can sometimes react with a compound in onions and garlic.
It can also turn your pooh black. So, you know, after having an upset stomach, you look down and notice that your pooh is black. Then you go to the ER because you’re pretty sure you’re bleeding internally. Then you’re shown the label on the Pepto Bismol bottle by the ER nurse that says it may turn your pooh black, and are sent home in disgrace.
When I heard the POP POP! in the video, for a split second I thought it might be a viral trailer for Gun.
I’m gonna go ahead an guess this was done in one take, Krusty-style.
I love the idea of him walking off the set smoking a cigarette, with a monkey in tow. It fits, somehow.
That’s Your Biggest Holiday Party Problem.
Am I the only person who thinks Pepto Bismol is delicious?
#bluestockingsisafreakgum
I was always one of those kids who would wait too long to recognize that I was about to barf, then I would take Pepto at the last minute and then barf it all up, so I always thought it was the Pepto making me barf. So, no, I don’t really like how it tastes.
Also, sorry for the barf talk.
Medicines FLW finds delicious: Pepto Bismol, Dimetapp and Advil
Not really a medicine, but as an adult I still take Flinstones chewables daily because they’re unbelievably delicious.
Mom, this is a little different, but kind of similar; they have sour gummy adult vitamins. I don’t know how they didn’t think of it sooner.
I’ve seen those next to my Flinstones ones. So I take it you recommend? I’d be willing to broaden my vitamin horizon.
They’re a bit pricey, but my roommate has trouble with pills and wants an adult dose of vitamins, so this was his solution. And he’s got a sweet tooth, so everyone wins!
Dimetapp is delicious. Also, that banana medicine they give you for ear infections when you’re a kid.
I always liked the pink penicillin liquid they’d give you as a kid. That stuff was DELICIOUS. I don’t know what the intended flavor was, though. Bubble gum maybe?
Tums > Sweet Tarts.
Discuss.
When I was a litle Fnord, I loooved the taste of the pink chewable Amoxicillin. To the point where I would ask my mom if I could eat extra. I thought she was mean when she said no. (I get it now.)
Orange Triaminic was delicious! So delicious that I drank an entire bottle once while my Mom was in the shower. The doctor made me take other drugs to yak it up after…apparently that much cough syrup isn’t good for small children.
Why the fuck is eating cheese and crackers lame, Ken?! I LOVE cheese and crackers and can eat virtually a whole platter in one sitting. We clearly have different views on lame food.
Maybe he was talking about these fucking things, in which case, I’d be inclined to agree.
Are you kidding? Those Cheez n’ cracker packs are spiderman pie.
Those are…lame. I like a good assortment of cheese: peperjack, cheddar, swiss, american. In other words, I have a Steve Urkel problem with cheese.
I once knew a person who carried a block of cheese and a cheese knife with him at all times. Not even kidding. That was actually probably the least of his problems. He was fun to be around, but only when I was drunk.
I saw this commercial last night while it was muted and for a split second thought Ken Jeong was going to be a guest on Party Down. Thenl I remembered it was cancelled.
*again. Who could forget Ken Duck? Also, I just give up now and apologize in advance because I’m making typos in every comment
**ALAN DUK. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
I’m glad this commercial got made so I can stop worrying about what Ken Jeong Il is up to.
I just wanted to thank Gabe for sending me down a Robbie Williams spiral, beginning with “No Regrets” and ending with “Rock DJ” – a video I’ve wanted to see in its entirety since 2003.
You were the impetus to fulfill a seven year old desire. Thank you.
“No risk, no reward” – Ken Jeong and Steve Guttenberg
Dude’s got his medical degrees, guy. This actually seems like the most relevant thing for him to do.
“He completed his undergraduate studies at Duke University in 1990 and attained his medical degree at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill in 1995.[1] He then completed his Internal Medicine residency at Ochsner Medical Center in New Orleans while developing his stand-up comedy.[5]”
DR. ASIANSCRUBS TO THE ICU
DR. ASIANSCRUBS TO THE ICU
Okay, Duke undergrad and Chapel Hill med school? BOOOOO
#WakeForestGum
‘down your gullet, like a mullet’
Ken Jeong likes to eat mullets