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Imagine something terrible that no one could possibly want. Now DOUBLE IT. From Moviefone:
Fans of the new hit TV series ‘The Walking Dead’ were saddened to see season one come to a close on Sunday night, but here’s some news that should get you a bit excited about season 2, due out at some point (hopefully) in the next year or so (man, cable shows and their long droughts between seasons are a real knife in the heart for us fans out there). According to socyberty.com, reps from Charlie Sheen have confirmed that the actor will cameo as a zombie next season. So the show may not have a writing staff, but at least we now know to expect the troubled Sheen to pop up at some point looking like a hideously half-eaten zombie.
Hmm, I think Moviefone is using the word “excited” wrong. Just kidding. SUPER COOL! Frank Darabont fired the entire writing staff and now this? That’s what they in the business “a roll.” The garbage business. THIS IS GARBAGE. Grimes makes better decisions on The Walking Dead than the people running The Walking Dead are making, and Grimes makes literally the worst decisions ever. “Let’s fire all the writers and cast Charlie Sheen as a zombie in season 2″ is the new “Let’s try and get to the CDC for no reason.”
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Shit like this wouldn’t happen if Zach Galifianakis were a regular on The Walking Dead.
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Finally a role that can really test the boundaries of Charlie Sheen’s acting ability.
I’m guessing this means that someone will either blow a hole in Charlie Sheen’s head or bludgeon him to death, so I am at least a little excited.
Agreed, why isnt this good news? Charlie Sheen getting his head blown off with shotgun would be great!
He can come back as the short haired lady’d first husband. She knows what to do with ‘em. There are worlds of ways this ends well.
I’m also wondering if he got that role by winning the contest. That would be kind of great.
HAHA YES. Halfway through the eightball: “Oh, Charlie, man, have you seen this Walking Dead thing on AMC? It’s FUCKING. INCREDIBLE. Seriously, where’s that computer?” (Things are thrown about the room. Rummage… Rummage…) “Ok, got it… A-M-C-Walk-ing-Dead- Check this out, it’s literally the coolest thing ever, like, a ZOMBIE TV SHOW!” “What’s this contest bit?” (The conversation pauses, there is some scrolling and reading) “Charlie, oh my God, they’re letting people win a role! You should totally do that! You’re on TV already! They’ll totally give it to you! It’s so good!” “Hmm… Maybe I’ll check it out… EASY WITH THE FUCKING BLOW! YOU THINK THAT SHIT BUYS ITSELF!?! Gimme that…”
He was a zombie?
That’s exactly right. We can all take just the smallest, but sincerest amount of solace in the fact that, within the year, Charlie Sheen will technically be dead.
COOOOOOOKE AAAAAND HOOOOOOOOKKKEEEEEEEERSSS
I mean “COOOOCAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNE”
How did I miss that? Get it together, Lawblog.
Hookers and champaaaaggggnnnneeeee
2 and a Half MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I have no SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEE
Look under your seats… there’s coke and zombies for everyone.
This guy gets it.
ga-ga-ga-ga-yeah!
I read all of these in Oprah’s voice.
“…at least we now know to expect the troubled Sheen to pop up at some point looking like a hideously half-eaten zombie.”
Missed opportunity.
Wait, what? There was definitely a “not” in there when I read it. Twice. *sigh*
I just upvoted your hat.
That LE sigh to you, mister!
Walking Dead has zombie-jumped the cocaine-using pornstar-beater shark.
He’s not a zombie… he’s just trying to find someone that will read his presidential fanfics.
The zombies would pass him over since he has no bbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnssssss
He needs the money, you guys.
We need to buy more 2 And A Half Men you guys ugh
Yes, but will this zombie have a beaver puppet?
I apologize for making fun of all the thinly veiled ‘Lost’ references the show made in season 1. I’ll take those over these pseudo-celebrity cameo shenanigans any day. Double ugh.
At least he won’t be speaking? #staypositiveyouguys
I salute you for finding the silver lining.
“Line from Platoon”
*dies*
I guess nobody here remembers Being John Malkovich. Good cameo from Charlie in that one.
For the record, Charlie Sheen has never been inside of me. Gross, Kenny Powers. Gross.
Look at his dead, lifeless, leaden eyes, eyes that only serve as portals to a putrid soul. Now ask yourself, “How could they not have him play a zombie? Do I really want to live in a world where Charlie Sheen doesn’t play such an apt metaphor for his…his everything?” Now search your soul and you will understand what this is all about.
I think his guest-spot is merely a budget convenience, since he will require no makeup.
Maybe this is starting a entire string of celebrity cameos.
Who is next to be killed as zombie?
If I had a choice it would be Ke$ha.
Zombieber
Zom Cruise
If I had a choice it would be either of these two:
Have we yet to address on this website the utter hilarity that is taking safe-sex advice from a girl who LITERALLY failed to practice safe-sex?
#literally
Maybe they will shot him with a “Magnum”
Now this is how you kill two birds with one stone.
Why would they shoot Charlie Sheen with a Jeff Mangum?
Oh whoops, this is Videogum not Stereogum.
BOOOOO.
I would say Glenn Beck, but that would only be if the show introduced anorexic zombies.
Celebrities prefer to call it “walking-induced exhaustion.” Thankyouverymuch.
And you guys, his ladyfriend “Capri” was recently hired as an old man’s companion in Miami! Everything’s coming up roses, post-cocaine-induced naked hotel-room freakout! Hooray for everyone!
Sory, but Bill Muarry has the makret for zombie movie cameos cornered in my book.
who is this “Sory” person you’re talking to, or did you mean to write “Sorry”?
Saaaahhhhrrreeeeee – BP oil guy
Oftly quick on pointing out that typo, Steve. But yes, I meant to type, “sorry”.
So, Charlie Sheen is a mess, but this is such a great scene from such a great movie. UPVOTES I SAY!
That’s the first lol pic I ever made, is it bad that this amounts to my only accomplishment today?
Pretty good accomplishment — I’d say pretty good day!
Zombie or not, he’ll still nail Grimes’ wife.
And then lock her in a closet.
At least now we know what the doctor told grimes.
Maybe he’ll play a character similar to his role in Hockey Ducks.
i imagine it will go something like this
You forgot to show the left field wall blowing up and Wesley Snipes decapitating the catcher with a fierce slide into home. On the other hand: If the third season was actually those things happening, how much better would that be?
*and by third I of course mean second.
“All right. Season 2. Season 2. Let’s see. Cold Open. Night. Parking Lot. Uh, let’s see, a man…no, a woman, no a dog…uh…huh, shouldn’t have fired all those writers. Hey, guy emptying the trash, what should be in my zombie show?”
“I only watch Two and a Half Men. Me and the missus are big fans of Charlie Sheen.”
“Perfect, thanks!”
-Frank Darabont and the Janitor
Was Mel Gibson not available?
So I guess Charlie Sheen won the “Stagger On Role” Contest.
well, charlie sheen is a cadaverous ghoul who sustains himself on the souls of the living so i guess this makes sense.
Well, not to take away from the fun, but there is one white, crazy, dark haired character that would be coming sometimes soon that charlie sheen could play. It might be a reallllllly good choice.