A rare sight, indeed. Like a unicorn arcing across the sky. A sad, old, floppy, hay-colored unicorn covered in wig glue.

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  1. This just proves what I’ve been saying for years: Donald Trump’s hair is the answer!

  2. Like a magic carpet ride.

  3. the wind blows my hair back and forth

  4. As a balding man myself, i have to say that I find this ver….

    Who am I kidding? Good work, Internet.

  5. I was actually watching this last night and LOL-ed up a storm. Tack on an excellent Pats win and it was an excellent night.

  6. Don’t worry, it will ride up with wear.

  7. I wished I could have watched this for the remainder of the game instead of Tom Brady walking all over the Jets. So I chose option C) and turned to Tim and Eric’s Chrimbus Special! I won.

  8. The bigger they come, the harder they follicle.

  9. It’s like it was just dancing with me, like a little kid begging me to play with it, for one minute and fourteen seconds. *beat* Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world, I can’t take it…

  10. Is he sleeping? I know it was kind of a one sided game, but was it that dull?

  11. As a feminist I want to voice my reproach and rebuke on anyone who thinks they can make a joke about a rug and somehow try to manipulate that in to a reference to a lady’s pubic hair region aka the carpet

  12. He whips his hair back and forth.

  13. Hi, I’m Donald Trump, and I can tell this thread is going to be yooge.

  14. These guys know what Donald is talking about:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko7ZCSLfEFE

    (I don’t know how to post videos on computers, so I just link them the way my grandma taught me.)

  15. I’ve seen the face of God, and it is fluffy.

  16. It’s mesmerizing.

  17. “A sad, old, floppy, hay-colored unicorn covered in wig glue.”

    Oddly enough, this is how my co-workers described me in my last company review.

  18. Such an experience can only be improved with lite-jazz.

  19. more importantly:

    TEDY! TEDY! TEDY! TEDY! TEDY! TEDY!

  20. Yeah, his 3000$ coat slung across his back ,
    His crusty feet rest in his Cadillac,
    Flamin’ hair just a-blowin’ in the wind,
    ain’t seen a b’n'b so long it’s a sin…

    Now you’d probably call him a Trump,
    But I know it goes a little deeper than that…

  21. In a way this toupe in the wind bit rivals the marilyn monroe upskirt action when the gust of wind or steam or whatever blows that up, which actually wasnt as prominent in the movie some like it hot as the press event thing they did for it – guy who has researched these matters

  22. I was watching it without headphones in silence and then I wondered what they were saying so I went headphones up and it changed EVERYTHING.

    Waiter, a round of Oscars for the Internet!

  23. It’s ALIVE! (and probably screaming for help)

  24. Donald Trump’s hair was trying to do a Mexican wave.

  25. WOW I never noticed how much he looks like Baron Harkonnen! But those drooping, remorseless cheeks and that floppy hair have got me convinced.

  26. Has anyone else heard the “Donald Trump’s Hair” song? Kacey Jones is the artist. It plays in my head anytime I see a reference to the real thing.

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