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Not sure why they keep putting a pair of eyeglasses in the tree, but everything else definitely makes sense. (Thanks for the tip, Joe.)
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'Sup, pogs!
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
My Christmas lights are rigged to light up to the tune of this song.
The glasses are just his way of wishing you happy holideyes.
After all, ’tis the seeson.
Eye see what you did there.
Such jocularity. (Ooof, a million sorries.)
Oh man, more puns? These jokes are so cornea…
Some would say we have a cornea-copia of puns.
Oof. I deserve 100 lashes for that last joke.
Don’t browbeat yourself, Burgy.
He’s just inspectacleing the tree
Yeah, the glasses were confusing. So… peripheral to the rest of the piece.
Alright, guys. Put a lid on it.
puns are such low-brow humor, you guys. these might as well be LOLcateracts.
Is this a Daniel Johnston song?
Sorry.
Basil and Daniel Johnston are cousins
Can’t believe I didn’t make the connection before now.
my thoughts exactly.
The Holidays really do bring out the best in everyone, don’t they?
Merry Chrimbus, everyone!
Save me, Je-bus!!
I wish Tim and Eric had just played this at the live show. Because it is funnier and more interesting than 50 minutes of pusswhip gangbang.
I’m sure he’ll be having a Happy Chrimbus.
He’s still got it!
The Tennessee Governor’s Mansion is kind of a dump, you guys.
It’s minimalistic
Dear Basil Marceaux Dot Com,
Where did you find your white Christmas tree? I would really love one for our home. No other tree has measured up to my expectations, but your white tree is simply divine. Any help you may be able to give would be a tree-mendous(!) help. Thanks!
Yours,
- DSN
He has the same taste in trees as Henry Hill!
it was the most expensive one they had.
Andrew would also like to know.
Is he marking his calendar with sidewalk chalk?
I think it’s a circus peanut.
Ah, that makes just as much sense I guess.
And the war on Christmas continues…
None of those lyrics even rhyme.
Really? “Chrissssmuh” and “Dezzzembuh” don’t rhyme. You’d better check your rhymes book, thekelburrows.
Basil’s poetic transcendence cannot be confined by rhyme
I don’t know much about home canning or how it works, but seeing him boil 3 entire jars of food in one bigger pot is hilarious to me.
My favorite line is “Too manty days and too manty nights ’til Christmas Eve / But don’t forget the very best gift come for the price of kisses.” Basil Marceaux Dot Com, the great teacher and spiritual leader.
He didn’t actually write the song which is weird to me, where did he find 2 songwriters who would write this?
I think they found him with their keen entrepreneurial minds and astute knowledge of viral internet sensations.
(and he has a wife? am i just not uptodate on my basil?)
Getona Marceaux is very pretty.
The best way to travel at X-mas is to Getona Marceaux.
Everyone knows this deserves all the upvotes.
You guys, I’m worried about… never mind.
It just goes to show that a good Christmas song doesn’t have to have a melody… or a chorus… or have easily understood lyrics… or be in tune necessarily.
I like it… the music has kind of a George Harrison vibe… if George were an aging, possibly insane ex-politico.
You know what a Christmas song DOES need, Mr. Wrong?
At this hour???
What did he say turns him on? I’m asking for a friend.
Butter. Gun Racks. Freedom. In that order.
Turn offs include: Slavery, traffic stops, slavery at traffic stops.
Is hiding eye glasses in a white Christmas tree a turn off or foreplay? I was too busy passing out to complete the thought
Kwismas, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Basil Marceaux Dot Com gave to me:
Twelve guns a-shooting,
Eleven pollsters polling,
Ten dentists cringing,
Nine songs not rhyming,
Eight blogs not working
Seven slurs a-slurring
Six talk shows a-mocking,
FIVE DOUBLE CHINS
Four spelling errors,
Three strange laws,
Two viral shorts,
And the great state of Tennessee.
and an upvote in an upvote tree
That makes 10 chins
Dang it. Oh, well, thumbs up anyway.
http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=5hcVleGxx40
Holy shit, you guys, it’s the ghost of Benny Hill. This explains a lot.
This is so long.
That’s what she…fuck it, I’m going to bed.
this is a sign of big things to come from kitty hawk productions.
While I’m certain we’d agree on nothing, I can’t shake the feeling that he’d be fun to hang out with at a bar.
He’s obviously just trying to make the tree less intimidating.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:AKHzD43sQ-A8oM::waxinandmilkin.com/post/170965216/googly-eyes&t=1&usg=AFrqEzfZdpAoqPVkM5oRmzcVgKbVLKhmig
Well fuck.
Somebody should definitely tell Basil Marceaux Dot Com that Christmas actually is in December.
Meanwhile, here in Arizona, all the laughingstock coconut candidates actually got elected/re-elected. MLIBMDC
This actually made me really happy and and warm and fuzzy, no snarko. *tears*
Brak wants his song back.