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These two break-out stars FINALLY break their legendary silence. “I get in trouble for eating whipped cream right out of the container. Bad to the bone!” Fascinating stuff.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Parents just don’t understand…
Thanks for the tip Ian
You’re welcome Gabe
Hey, Gabe — YABURNT!
“I get in trouble for eating whipped cream right out of the container. Bad to the bone!”
This is code for doing whippets. THE TRUE MEANING OF “WHIP MY HAIR” IS REVEALED.
Her next song is gonna be a Devo cover.
Jocko Homo?
That site doesn’t seem to be working for me: bad or good?
I don’t know you guys. I kind of want to adopt Jaden:
EW: What was your most exciting celebrity encounter this year?
Jaden: I met Lady Gaga, and she was covered in, like, steak. I actually gave her a hug.
…
EW: Did you get sick, Jaden?
Jaden: No, but I took, like, three showers.
I think the real news here is that WillowSmithDaily.com exists and is a thing. Don’t bury the lede, Gabe.
that’s your domain name
And please be sure to check out my other sites, AppleMartinDaily.com and TheMonthlyMaddoxJoliePitt.com.
Hey, What’s Up With Willow Smith?
Hey! That should replace the Topher updates.
Hey, What’s Up With Willow Rosenberg?
Hey, What’s Up with
“I am ten and therefore have nothing more to add to this interview” -both of them
“Take three showers after touching Lady Gaga.” “Don’t eat whipped cream out of a can.” “You can use blood an an alternative to ink.” These two should write an almanac.
Willow Smith: I love performing. I don’t do it just because. I do it because I love it, you know?
At least she’s got the same passion for her work as I do for my meandering, pathetic desk job that sucks out my very will to live for 40 hours every week.
She’s just like ME!
“I’m you.” – Willow Smith
#tooeasy
But is she a witch? Inquiring minds want to know!
I dunno, somebody put her on a balance scale with a duck.
Kids say the darndest things (in national magazines).
Is it terrible that I dislike these two children so very much? I hope Daddy can make some phone calls so Willow can get her acting career off the ground soon…
(bittergum)
From the first time the doctor put you in my arms / I knew I’d meet death before I’d let you be boring and not famous like me
Right now, Barry Sonnenfeld is currently filming Jaden Smith’s scene as “The Galactic Representative of Saturn” in Men-in-Black III, blocking the scene to Willow Smith’s upcoming single, “Girlz Nite Out (Diplo Pizza Party Remix).”
Jaden: My favorite movie is Inception. I’ve seen it, like, four times. I’m still trying to figure it out.
“HAHAHAHAH IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!” – Weve Stinwood
I whipped my cream back and forth.
Go to jail!
Oh… Wow. That was so unintentional. In my defnse, I am still a minor myself… Eh, nevermind. I’ll just be off now.
You’re still a minor?! I don’t think we can be internet husband and wife anymore mr. wright.
I’ll just be off now too.
Oh, no! Identity confusion! I could’ve sworn someone said you were a fellow teenage monster, but I must of confused you with another monster. Our poor e-marriage, it was doomed from the start. As a sign of my sorrow, I offer you this gif of a sleepy kitten.
cool whip(myhair)ped C.R.E.A.M. stories. coooooooool kidz.
best celebrity couple 2010, right ya’ll?
Precocious, seemingly self-aware children frighten me. Go play with Barbies, Willow. Jaden, go try to figure out Harry Potter or Charlie St. Cloud (that commercial has been on a lot lately…).