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While you might find it hard to imagine Mattew McConaughey as a lawyer, it’s weirdly very easy to imagine Ryan Phillipe as a violent date rapist who would hire Matthew McConaughey as a lawyer. Huh!
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Hated Ryan Phillipe as Anakin Skywalker
he was ok as the napster guy though
actually liked him in Shattered Glass the movie about the journalist named Glass who faked his stories
At first I was like
But then I was like
Guess what? I would so hit that!
Cruel Intentions: Where Ashton Kutcher got the idea for Punk’d. Cause, hey Sarah Michelle Gellar, you is PUNK’D! From the grave!
if it does not fit, you must go surfing with Eddie Vedder.
#OJjokesABK
He’s no Ryan Gosling, but Ryan Phillipe is still quite pretty.
That’s funny, in my fantasies Mattew McConaughey is always a lawyer. And he is always asking to review my briefs. Then it breaks down, as we get mired in discovery motions and document requests. #lawstudentfantasies
Let’s add some value to my original post:
upvoted for a fellow law student, but concurring only in the language and not the object of the fantasy.
Has everyone forgotten A Time To Kill?
Yes they deserved to die! And I hope they burn in hell!
Thank you. I thought I was taking crazy pills for a sec.
I can also imagine him as a scientist, a regular joe who gets his own reality tv show, a guy who ditches his fiancee for Jennifer Lopez, and a 20-something creep who hangs out with high school kids at the local pool hall.
Now imagine he’s white
Mind = Blown.
I’m amazed that I just watched an entire trailer in which Mathew McConaughey doesn’t take off his shirt.
“Move to strike… my shirt.”
“Your honor, might I suggest, for the sake of clarity, that the prosecution be shirts and the defense be skins.”
Here in my car, I can go anywhere, I can do anything,I can be a lawyer, in cars
just as long as he isn’t auditioning for Benji.
I’ll take The Rapists for $400.
Kel, have I told you lately that I love you?
Bluestockings loves me??!!
There’s an Antoine Dodson joke in there somewhere.
karate upvotes for you.
Hide your kids, hide your shirt.
i miss old kanye….my friend has a theory that he’s gotten progressively dumber since he “graduated”
(also, if Matthew McConaughey can be a lawyer then surely i can pass my 1L midterms next week? it’s the little things that give me hope)
Dagnammit, and here I thought this was going to be about the guy who defended John Wilkes Booth. Or a poorly translated study of Abraham’s pre-presidential years.
So does Ryan Phillipe play Stephen Douglas?
(Everybody loves you, Mans, but so do I.)
Now that Matthew McConaughey and Josh Lucas are in a movie together, it’ll be all total protonic reversal and the world will implode, so make sure to say goodbye to all your loved ones. Also, apologies to “Lawrence Mason” but at first I thought Ja Rule was driving that Lincoln Lawyermobile. Total Ja face at 0:22.
i bet william h. macy’s mustache is the real killer
Am I supposed to like one of those dudes?????
Wait…. How can Matthew McConaughey AND Josh Lucas be in the same film? They are the same person!! It’s like Batman and Bruce Wayne being in the same room.