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WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL DIE? IT IS THE BATTLE OF ALL THE BEES!
MILLIONS OF BEES ENTER, ZERO BEES LEAVE. Oh wait. Kind of sad. Oh well. Heaven just got a little more all the bees.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
whoever wins, bees lose.
This winter, BEES. WILL. CLASH.
A beehive caught in the crossfire
Our Planet. Their Planet also. Their war.
You’ll believe a bee can fly. Because it actually can, why on earth would you think it can’t?
Antennae will roll.
He’s a bee that’s not. Belie’ dat!
Buzz Harder.
I’m from Buenos Aires, and I say kill ‘em all! The only good bug is a DEAD bug.
“I said I’ll bee back.” B2: JUDGMENT DAY
Let them eat BEES.
There Will Be Bee Blood.
Let me tell ya ’bout the birds and the…
Oh, wait. Just the birds now, I guess.
well that story was a-pollen!
Ah yes, I was waiting for this.
That one house was just a test run for Oprah’s mighty bee army.
the last part was a nice touch.
I hear it was a sting operation
The whole neighborhood was a buzz with the news.
I don’t think it actually happened, I’m pretty sure we’ve all just been Insected.
Why can’t they just let each other be?
*sound of crickets*
Speaking of crickets…..
Well this story certainly is not the bees-knees…*walks away in shame*
OMG! I was going to make the same joke! I’ll come with you…
The fellowship of the bees-knees!
You have my pots
And my hives
AND MY WAX!!!
So, beads are battling why now?
This post was
What a buzzkill.
This story is just a-pollen.
Let’s see you brings in more honey.
Oh, son of a bitch. You guys know what I meant. Goodnight.
This kind of horrific massacre would never happen with beads.
I’m sorry, did you say it was a battle of the BEADS?
Bees.
BEADS?
BEES.
BEES?
Gob’s not on board.
Damn, third in with the AD reference. Why’d I have to google that quote? WHYYYYY?
It’s ok Kajus, in a show full of incredibly funny and memorable moments, the one in question might just be the best. SO KEEP THEM COMING!
There was one survivor…
These guys will win:
And the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you.
In America… first you get the sugar, then you get the power… and then you get the women.
Videogum is only reporting this because of the (tiny) corporate overlords at Buzzmedia.
Letters from the Front: The Great Bee War of November 30th
First floor guest room
November 30th, 2010
Sister Bee,
I have no message of much importance to communicate to you. I have not heard from Gen. Beeregard for several minutes. The last account from The Kitchen, they were sick of fighting, as few expected a general engagement shortly. Gen. Yellowjacket had a skirmish with the Hive the other day. He took 2000 prisoners, saying nothing of killed and wounded. Our loss was 100 killed and wounded. The enemy totally routed, we captured five abdomen loads of honey, all of their commissary stores, and also their artillery. What I have stated as to this fight is true, for the bee I am staying with saw them with his own eyes, as they came with them from The Kitchen. Since that time, they have captured 4000, including 1000 cavalrybees, horseflys and all. If this be true, I say glory to The Queen for it. I have great faith in Yellowjacket and Beeregard, but not so much in Gen. Waspson as the others.
I can’t think of anything else that will interest you. My health is fairly good at this time. You will write to me immediately. I have not heard much from the 1st floor guest room in three minutes. Direct your letters to The Attic, c/o The Attic Stairs. They will be forwarded from there to me. Write immediately.
Nothing more remains,
your warrior brother, until death,
Bee
Olde Hive Towne
December 2nd, 2010
Brother Bee,
How it pains me so to hear of your trials and tribulations as well as the blood spilt among our bee brethren. If only we could rally around our mutual interests and forget the differences that divide us, brother bee against brother bee, but I do not foresee that happening. It has been a fortnight now that I cannot but help to think dark thoughts and to perceive the world in quite a negative light. How can I be an optimist? It is now an impossibility to me. As you know I am now with child, which is no position for a widow such as myself to be, and with only mother to help me, I am afraid for the baby bee’s health. At this point, I am afraid to say I am quite desperate.
I have lost a father and a husband, and soon I may loose a brother in you because of this damnable war. I can only pray to the great Queen bee in heaven to keep you safe and provide you guidance and grace. I know you will be haunted by the visage of your bee brothers whom you are forced to slaughter senselessly, but you must, you must make it back to us, your sister and mother. Our livelihood depends on it.
My prayers and tears of lamentation,
Sister Bee
God, this made me feel all sepia inside. Thank you.
I was carried to Florida in a swarm of bees
My hives not right.
Abel, come on. Give me the bees back.
I still owe honey, to the honey, to the honey I owe
I’m on a bloodbzzzzzz Ohio.
it’s a hollywood summer
you never beelieve the shitty thoughts i think
I’d just like to point out in the past two posts there has been a Stevie Ray Vaughan reference, a Wu-Tang Clan reference, and a the National reference. You guys are hitting my iTunes library on the head with a nail. Wait, that’s not the expression. Umm…?
How can they all be dead? Wouldn’t there have to be one last bee? Or did it manage to get killed at the exact moment it killed another bee?
You know, I geuss it could’ve died later from injuries sustained during the battle, since there were no bee doctors left to help it.
They all died in vain. The rules of bug war state there has to be at least one survivor to win as per below:
this is what my nightmares have nightmares about.
Nooooooooooooooo Macualay Culkin! Don’t go after the mood ring!
First and only movie I’ve ever actually cried in. Age 8. Never forget.
this made me remember bee dogs, so their sacrifice was worth it.
http://www.beedogs.com/
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE BEE DOGS OF WAR
http://beads.ytmnd.com/
Following the battle, President Abeeraham Lincoln gave his famous Gettysbeerg address
ALL YOUR BEES ARE BELONG TO US.
Colony Collapse Disorder: The lighter side.
When I saw the video title, “Bees Face Off in Home, Millions Die”, I thought it was referring to millions of dead humans, and I LOL-ed at the “WTF”-ness. But I then I resolved to GTFO Earth because OMG.
“G2G everything!” – me.