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A man is prank called* with a soundboard of HIMSELF and promptly gets into a fight with it. Literally the best thing of all time, probably. Headphones UP.
I am pretty sure this is what they call a WIN/WIN. (Via BuzzFeed.)
*Pranks are still the worst, always, but prank calls are not real pranks. They’re like baby pranks.
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He keeps his driver’s license and a picture of his driver’s license in his wallet.
This hits a little too close to home.
Wow. He’s one formidable opponent.
So let me get this straight, when this guy gets infuriated and ready to fight, his dick gets hard? Uhhhh….
Is that weird?
It doesn’t happen to me or anything, I’m just asking. For a friend.
Oh, it’s totally normal. It happens to EVERYbody. (You)r friend has nothing to be ashamed of.
It’s called a Kill Boner. Crack a book, ya dummies.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kill+boner
Well, if it’s on the internet it’s clearly true.
Next time i’m yelling at someone about something i’m throwing in the phrase “CRACK A BOOK.”
it happens because when you get that angry you DESERVE a blowjob.
meant to be a reply… rats
Now where have I heard that before….
,,,oh, right.
Wait, there’s a Ving Rhames soundboard?
I’d be sad if they met each other somewhere with a bag of bullets.
It’d be ok as long as they forgot to bring the gun.
Bag of Guns.
That’s your band name!
Bag of Hard Dicks
ving rhames is the coppercab of viral prank calls
“if i just get mad and yell, that will give them less ammunition to use against me when they call back in 10 minutes with a fresh new soundboard, amirite?”
by the way, I used ving rhames, his name. but you know, I could have just said “black man”. that’s totally fine, amirite?.
not sure what’s wrong with this one. I considered, when i was listening, that this is maybe not ving rhames and they just used his photo cause the dude they were fucking with sounds like him. maybe that’s obvious. I know nothing about ving rhames, so maybe he’s as crazy as christian bale, and maybe not.
if that’s what is going on, oops.
but the way they posted it on youtube is still racist and I still like my joke though.
yeah, I’m still being misunderstood here.
ving rhames or not, somebody posted this 5 minute video where they constantly refer to the prank victim simply as ‘black man’
all I’m saying is that’s fucked up
and now I look like I’m fighting myself on here.
GIVE ME AN ADDRESS MOTHERFUCKER! I’LL KILL YOU!
What happens when one of them finally gives the other a “fuckin’ address” and he ends up shooting a mirror that shit talks him?
I think I read that R.L. Stine Book.
Kind of reminds me of this:
I would be lying if I said that this screencap did not make me clap my hands and emit high-pitched dolphinesque noises of GLEEEEEEEE
I like how you pull up this Dark Link battle instead of the Ocarina of Time one….
Boo!
(Also, while searching for this image, I was unsettled by the amount of Link/Dark Link yaoi that exists on the internet…)
Best line: “Quit goin’ through the damn preliminary!”
Wait until he realizes that he’s been playing Word with Friends with himself.
So essentially he’s playing with himself.
You are not how many triple point letters you in a word.
Wow, not only did I reply at the wrong place, I also managed to butcher that sentence in the most horrible of ways. Most Horrible! This is me for the rest of the day:
For some reason I enjoyed that sentence even though it was basically unparsable.
To be fair, hearing a recording of your own voice always sounds weird. Also to be fair, hearing a recording of your own voice is not I’m-going-to-kill-this-stranger weird.
If we remember our Charles Williams, doppelgangers are to be avoided/hung up on.
This soundboard called me the other day, and I had a similarly violent reaction.
(Psssst! Click on the link “This soundboard” above!)
Oh how I wish I would get called by that soundboard!
It’s funny when you click on different ones for thirty seconds.
I’m not sure what I’m more impressed with, the fact that there are this many farts in the world, or that someone has taken to naming all of those farts.
But the real question is: did your dick get hard?
can i just say that “anus madness” really lives up to its name?
But is it a Win/Win/Win situation?
I saw the Odd Couple off-broadway with Ving Rhames and Michael Clarke Duncan. The linguine scene was terrifying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uEJbwGYaDs
I only just finished watching this actual episode before seeing this in my feeds.
At one point he refers to the other gentleman who sounds eerily similar to him as a shit sucker, very eloquent.
“MEET ME SOMEWHERE! GIVE ME YO’ ADDRESS, BITCH!” This is now my new pick-up line when I’m in bars playing loud music.
He should’ve given him his own address and seen if he was angry enough to beat himself up.
I didn’t know they were remaking ‘The 6th Day’! Awesome!
i thought you photoshopped this. you didn’t. really? “left behind: the movie”
“Say your prayers, punk-ass bitch! No, really! Say them! I’m waiting!”
And here’s a visual metaphor worthy of Herman Melville!
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:7mOMvWRg4lPl7M:http://i609.photobucket.com/albums/tt173/c10pictures/Saving_God_Ving_Rhames_Aiming_Bible.jpg&t=1
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Get a room, you two!
Gimme a fuckin’ address!
If you guys enjoyed this blog post you should check out Lucius Tate. Seriously hilarious stuff. Mean and pranky but funny and will make you grin today
Amazing. Meet me some mother-fucking-meta-where.
Sidenote: can we put a moratorium on describing people as ‘black/any ethnicity that isn’t white’ when it’s as unnecessary as putting a ‘white’ in front?
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Are you trying to tell me the sound board didn’t have the phrase “…get medieval on your ass” on it? Something’s fishy here…
All Hands On Dick
good band name
Highlight: A full 15 seconds of silence around the 1:50 mark, and then “There! Now my clip in bitch!”
Fuckin’ quickdraw over here.