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TOP 10 THINGS THAT ARE BETTER THAN BREAKDANCE BATTLE VIDEOS:
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10. Nothing.
9. Nothing.
8. Nothing.
7. Nothing.
6. Nothing.
5. Nothing.
4. Nothing.
3. Nothing.
2. Nothing.
1. Nothing.
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I rest my case. (Via TheHighDefinite.)
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I bet for these contests they use the BEST cardboard. Like, made in Switzerland or something.
They actually sponsor break dancing events. This one was brought to us by Biggs Fancy Cardboarding Company: The #1 Source for All Your Cardboarding Needs.
Actually guys, I’m pretty sure they came from here
Cooler than a ten year old with a Yo-Yo.
Nevermind, what could be cooler than Yo-Yo’s
breakdancing while walking the dog!
Wow.
Seriously though – no jokes. Just wow.
One little joke.
So a Priest, a Rabbi and a Break-dancer walk into a bar……
Go on…
Fortunately, they only ended up with a small bump on the head.
LAME
Seriously, we’re waiting…
It turns out that the breakdancer was actually superman!
Yay! A chat joke that 10 people will get! #yaburnt(kinda)
Says the lady who created “PARTY PEOPLE!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEAH!!!!”
#yadoubleburnt
I never meant for it to harm anyone!!!!!
Fresh.
Born From A Boombox, bitch.
I imagine being able to compete in a breakdancing battle would be better than watching a video of one. But, then again, the video does have slow motion.
i imagine that if i were able to, i’d do the knee slide move at 2:11 every chance i got.
OH YOU NEED SOMETHING FROM THAT LOW SHELF OVER THERE? *knee slide*
A small child across the room is crying.
HERE IS A TISSUE LITTLE GIRL. *knee slide*
Pssshht! I can totally do that.
I could do that, I just don’t want to right now.
ME TOO ME TOO
I am at work, so I keep wishing I could stop laughing at this BUT I CAN’T.
I hope you are laughing at the slow-motion effect that’s going on. Totally reminds me of the stupid slowing down in the “300″ battles.
Everything about it is perfect.
Consider yourself concurred.
Consider that dude concussed.
Electric Boogaloo you just got served.
I fell down a short flight of stairs once.
It’s somehow very appropriate that this all seems to be taking place in a big hollowed-out church.
I know what song they can dance to…
PARTY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh. Tag Team, back again…
Meanwhile, DC the Brain Supreme and Steve Roll’n remain baffled by the sudden increase in visits to their youtube video.
This has quickly become my favorite video genre. Russian television commercials from the ’80s are going to have to step up (and/or step off) if they don’t want to get served like this again.
should they… STEP UP 2: THE STREETS!?!
Team Bugaloo Shrimp
#kidsaskyourparentsgum
I’ve slipped on a banana peel on 2 non-consecutive occasions.
is this real life?
Whenever I watch Olympic gymnastics competitions where the men are on the rings or the women are on the uneven bars, etc, my whole lower body winds up involuntarily flexed and locked in, ‘cuz it’s stressful and amazing to watch or something. Apparently I can throw watching INSANE MAD BREAKDANCING SKILLZ to that list of things that makes my body do that.
I swear to god, almost every sport or action-y type thing I watch gives me that reaction! Even speed skating and Bring It On. No matter how hard I try it never stops…
YES, me too. If only rhythmic gymnastics were more like breakdancing. At least sex up the floor routines. Less ribbon-stick-ball prancing, more headspins.
so did they raise enough money to save the youth center?
Top 10 Things That Are Worse Than Breakdance Battle Videos
1. Watching it live from the back of a darkened cathedral without the benefit of slo mo or replay options.
2. Watching it live from the back of a darkened cathedral without the benefit of slo mo or replay options.
3. Watching it live from the back of a darkened cathedral without the benefit of slo mo or replay options.
4. Watching it live from the back of a darkened cathedral without the benefit of slo mo or replay options.
5. Watching it live from the back of a darkened cathedral without the benefit of slo mo or replay options.
6. Watching it live from the back of a darkened cathedral without the benefit of slo mo or replay options.
7. Watching it live from the back of a darkened cathedral without the benefit of slo mo or replay options.
8. Watching it live from the back of a darkened cathedral without the benefit of slo mo or replay options.
9. Watching it live from the back of a darkened cathedral without the benefit of slo mo or replay options.
10. Watching it live from the back of a darkened cathedral without the benefit of slo mo or replay options.
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TOP 10 THINGS THAT ARE EQUALLY AS ENTERTAINING AS BREAKDANCE BATTLE VIDEOS:
10. Voguing Battles.
9. Voguing Battles.
8. Voguing Battles.
7. Voguing Battles.
6. Voguing Battles.
5. Voguing Battles.
4. Voguing Battles.
3. Voguing Battles.
2. Voguing Battles.
1. Voguing Battles.
Paris is burning
How about a snap battle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX9reaHLwhk
Top Ten Things Batman’s Friends Say When He Asks Them What They’re Whispering About:
10. Nothing, Batman.
9. Nothing, Batman.
8. Nothing, Batman.
7. Nothing, Batman.
6. Nothing, Batman.
5. Nothing, Batman.
4. Nothing, Batman.
3. Nothing, Batman.
2. Nothing, Batman.
1. Nothing, Batman.
How about…
I like to think of breakdance battles as tummy conventions.
BECAUSE OF ALL THE TUMMIEEEES!
Maybe that’s how that guy on The Walking Dead got bit? Late night breakdancing?
mommy the strange man asked me to go to the tummy convention
You what’s better than watermelons dancing? Nothing
Damn you typing! There should be a “know” in there somewhere.
If it’s any consolation, I read your first comment as “Yo, what’s better than watermelons dancing? Nothing”
It really is the best way to sweep a girl off her feet.
Does the crowd have to wait for a slow-mo replay of the dancing to get into it? I only saw two times where they seemed excited
I’m by no means suicidal, but if I was going to kill myself I would go to a stranger’s bar-mitzvah and attempt the move at 2:09. I think that would be a neat way to go out.
I kid you not, I read the headline for this post and thought, “AT LEAST NINE OF THOSE THINGS BETTER BE NOTHING.”
One of those things could have been Batman.
ALSO ALSO ALSO Yak Films did this one too, which is also WAAAAAHMAZING:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQRRnAhmB58
Basically, Yak FIlms is on a roll.
In case that url was not a sufficient text description to entice you to look, the video is titled:
TURF FEINZ “RIP Rich D” | YAK FILMS | ERK THA JERK | TURF DANCING in the RAIN | DANSE SOUS LA PLUIE, which in itself is uh? for days.
Community center = SAVED!
5 minutes after left in the presence of JackSpazzow:
Joa Mande totally nailed that move @ 0:30.
My body is useless.
I can’t believe “Nothing” made number one on this list. So overrated. I only agree with 10, 5, and 4.
You can always tell the ones who come over here from Stereogum…
Also known as “How Many Flat-Brimmed Hats Can We Fit into this Church” Competitions?
I would just like to say that I would like to have sex with those dudes.