The Silver Pelican, no longer content to hurt the equally rich and successful, has now taken to hurting our friends. Will no one stop this monster?! WILL BAT MAN NOT STOP THIS MONSTER?!
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Jay Leno also stole my idea of saying I didn’t want to be behind a desk, but eventually ending up behind a desk.
Jay Leno stole my idea of having an airplane hangar full of antique cars, but claimed he didn’t need to give me credit because his were full sized cars in an actual airplane hangar and mine were matchbox cars in a shoe box.
“We’ve got a great show. Nick Madson is here.”
Jay Leno stole my idea to screw gingers, but I think he misunderstood my premise.
Jay Leno stole my idea to be completely insufferable for attention; then I turned three and he stopped taking my ideas.
Jay Leno stole my idea of wearing all denim.
Jay Leno stole my dingo.
Your dingo ate my baby, and Jay Leno stole your dingo, ergo Jay Leno stole my baby.
I shouldn’t be surprised. I’ve known this ever since the first time I laid eyes on that silver-haired fox, and he stole my heart. Then he poked my eye out with his chin. Love hurts sometimes.
WINSTON MUST be pissed.
YUP.
Jay Leno stole my idea of having black hair with a grey stripe in the front and then slowly transition to having grey hair with a black stripe in the front.
Jay Leno is not here to make friends.
Jay Leno’s actions have really contributed to the Crying Count.
Jay Leno stole my idea about listening to private conversations regarding David Letterman by hiding in a broom closet.
Jay Leno stole videogum’s bandwidth.
As Peggy Olson would say, that’s bullshit.
Off topic but did the site crash?
I’m pretty sure BAT MAN is too busy doing his press junket for playing a balding, meth-addicted ex-boxer with an accent.
Jay Leno stole my idea of becoming not only a hugely successful and rich comedian, but also being loved by millions and having a natural talent for entertaining people. Oh wait… no he didn’t.
Please enjoy this picture of Gabe and Rich:
PS: LOVE YOU GUYS!