As you may know, this week marks the beginning of the holiday season. And what better way to celebrate than with a THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE party game? In retrospect it’s almost weird that we haven’t actually played this one yet, but who has time to reflect on the past when there’s so much fun to be had right in front of us?! Even your grandma will want to play. She will be like, “Birth of a Nation!” And you’ll be like, “What’s the pun, grandma?” And she’ll be like, “I thought you said movies. That’s a very popular movie.” And you’ll be like, “I love you, grandma. Goodnight, grandma!” So:

  • The Right Stuffing
  • Little Mistletoe Sunshine
  • Clear and Presents Danger
  • Auld Lang Signs
  • Egg Nogging Hill
  • Nick and Menorah’s Infinite Playlist
  • The Jingle Bells and the Butterfly
  • Catch Me If You Candy Cane

Do you get how to play? Let me know if you don’t know how to play. Just kidding. Figure it out. I will be in the corner eating all the turkey. “Uh oh, there is no more turkey at all.” — the world. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, GUYS!

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  1. Revenge of the Noels

    Relatives on a Plane

    New Jack Frost City

  2. Blue Velvet Christmas

  3. Shutter Island of Misfit Toys

  4. The Little Matchstick Men

  5. I HEART Maccabees

  6. Throw Mama From The Gravy Train

  7. Nightmyrrh on Elm Street

  8. A Face in the Crowded Shopping Mall

  9. Funny Reindeer Games

  10. Hark the Herald Angels and Demons Sing

  11. Back to the Fruitcake

  12. Three Men and Baby Jesus

  13. The Diving Silver Bells and the Butterfly

  14. Silent Nightmare on Elm Street

    (I feel like someone already did this… if so, I apologize)

  15. Frankincense and Sensibility

  16. Friday the 25th

  17. Layer Fruit Cake

  18. Star Trek II: The Wreath of Khan

  19. “Don’t Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood During The Holidays”

  20. A Christmas Tree Grows In Brooklyn

  21. Snowgirls.

  22. A Few Good Snowmen

  23. Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Merry, Too?

  24. “Virgin Birth of a Nation” – my grandma

  25. Everyone’s Favorite family the Griswold’s goes to Wally World in the Original Movie: (Christmas) Vacation!

  26. Sexy Roast Beast

    TransSiberiAmerica

  27. ChristM*A*S*H

    (the “H” is for Happy Holidays!)

  28. Grumpy Old Wisemen
    The Thin Red and Green Line
    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kwanzaa

  29. Dreidel 2 the Grave

  30. O Holy Dark Knight

  31. Dude, Where’s My Present?

  32. Egg Nog Millionaire

  33. Virgin Birth of a Nation

    –Grandma

  34. Desperately Seeking Santa

  35. Office Holiday Party Space

  36. I Know What You Did Last Hanukkah

  37. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 0 BC

  38. Christmas Daybreakers

  39. Josie and the Santahats

  40. Three Wise Men and a Baby

  41. Pumpkin π

  42. No Country for Jolly Old Men

  43. The Diving Bell and the Butterball

  44. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Mannheim Steamroller

  45. Schindler’s Christmas List

  46. The Yuletide Suspects

  47. The Sixth Frankicense

  48. North By Northpole

  49. My Own Private IdaHo-Ho-Ho

  50. Monsters: If you’re going through Videogum withdrawals today, might I suggest Gabe’s old columns for Gawker? Enjoy.

    http://gawker.com/tag/the-unethicist/

  51. The Stepfather Christmas

  52. Dasher, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Prancer and Dancer in the Dark

  53. Armagettin’ Presents

  54. The Virgin Mary Suicides

  55. American History Xmas

  56. Poinsettia Break

  57. A Clear and Present Star of Bethlehem

  58. So is this the only thing you’re posting all day, vgum? I have to work until five…this sucks

  59. Jason X-mas
    G.I. Mistletoe
    There’s Something about Virgin Mary
    Star of David Wars
    Cradle to the Gravy
    the Right Stuffing
    Bird Cage (occupied by Turtle Doves)
    Turkey Potter and the Gobble of Fire
    the Black Friday after Next
    Diary of a RaMADan Black Woman

  60. If I get to leave in 30 minutes and get paid for another two hours, Gabe can post one thing today

  61. Children of the Cornucopia

  62. Oh, the best one is already taken! Nick and Menorah’s Infinite Playlist? citizenkaneclap.gif all around.

  63. Myrrth of a Nation

  64. Ugh. The rest of the week is going to be so slow without Videogum. What are we foreigners supposed to do while the Americans go slip into food comas? Actually work?

    I say we turn this thread into a blanket fort. Who’s with me?

  65. Frost/Saint Nixon

  66. Matchstick Menorah

  67. Merry Potter

  68. The Good, The Bad, and The Unlisted

  69. Raiders of the Lost Archangel

  70. Requiem for a Sugarplum Dream

  71. Rashohohomon

  72. Annie Deck the Hall

  73. Twelve Days of Christmas Monkeys

  74. Dial M for Mistletoe

  75. Silence of the Roasted Lamb

  76. Best in Christmas Show
    Snakes on a Sleigh-ane

  77. The Day After Tomorrow, We’ll Stop at Walgreens and Return Grandma’s Gifts

  78. The Sixth Frankincense

  79. The Box(ing Day)

  80. Rachel Getting Merry

  81. Born on the 24th of December

  82. Scott Pilgrim vs. The Turkey

  83. This Thanksgiving day I wanted to just take a moment to say how thankful I am for this community and all of you monsters. Videogum never fails to brighten my day and I am truly glad to have stumbled upno this great site. Have a great Thanksgiving, monsters!

  84. Citizen Candy Kane

  85. There Will Be Stuffing

  86. Hard Apple Cider House Rules

  87. Gold, Frankinception, and Myrrh

  88. The Rockette-eer

  89. The Dark Silent (K)night

  90. No Country for Auld Lang Syne Men
    Inglourious Basturtle Doves
    The French Hen Connection

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