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As you may know, this week marks the beginning of the holiday season. And what better way to celebrate than with a THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE party game? In retrospect it’s almost weird that we haven’t actually played this one yet, but who has time to reflect on the past when there’s so much fun to be had right in front of us?! Even your grandma will want to play. She will be like, “Birth of a Nation!” And you’ll be like, “What’s the pun, grandma?” And she’ll be like, “I thought you said movies. That’s a very popular movie.” And you’ll be like, “I love you, grandma. Goodnight, grandma!” So:
- The Right Stuffing
- Little Mistletoe Sunshine
- Clear and Presents Danger
- Auld Lang Signs
- Egg Nogging Hill
- Nick and Menorah’s Infinite Playlist
- The Jingle Bells and the Butterfly
- Catch Me If You Candy Cane
Do you get how to play? Let me know if you don’t know how to play. Just kidding. Figure it out. I will be in the corner eating all the turkey. “Uh oh, there is no more turkey at all.” — the world. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, GUYS!
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Little Drummer Boys Don’t Cry
Boys on the Nice List Don’t Cry
I know Swank was in The Core and not this, but still:
Journey to the Center of the Hearth
The Royal Tannenbaums
Rebel Without a Clause
Holidays of Glory
The Shining Light
What’s Eating Gilbert Fig?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtledoves
Harry Potter and th Goblet of Eggnog
The Reindeer Hunter (actually, that makes me
)
Black Friday Night Lights.
Kwanzoolander
For the win!
Skeleton Turkey
Not even a Mousehunt
Silent Night Club
Lock, Stockings, and Two Smoking Barrels.
American History Xmas
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The Indians
Silent Night of the Hunter
Crimson Yuletide
The Prince of Yuletides
The Three Faces of Christmas Eve
All About Christmas Eve
Lord of the Five Golden Rings
Twelve Angry Lords-a-Leaping
Four Calling The Birds
Three French Kiss Hens
9 1/2 Weeks Ladies Dancing
Two Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Doves
Se7en Swans-a-swimming
Six(Geese-a-laying)teen Candles
A Band Apartridge in a Pear Tree
The Next 12 Days (of Christmas)
I fucking love this.
I wish I were better at these games… because I am bored at work finally and ready to slack off, like a responsible Monster.
8 1/2 Maids a Milking
Rudolph the Retired and Extremely Dangerous Reindeer
Wait, does this count?
Noelboy 2: The Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh Army
upvoted just for sheer effort and creativity
Black Friday
Next Black Friday
Black Friday after Next
Diary of a Mad Black Friday Woman
are you talking about my girlfriend lori?
New Toy Story
No Country For Three Wise Men
Dr. Noël
We Three Kings
A Single Gingerbreadman
Gingerbread Man On Fire
The Wicker Ginerbread Man
Ah shucks, you know.
A Serious Gingerbread Man
Back to the Ghost of Christmas Future
The Longest HoliDay
Eat, Love, Pray
#amidoingthisright
congrats on your big win last night
and I totes messed that up!
EAT, PRAY, LOVE
#ugh
#Iamgoingbacktobed
Requiem for a DVD Player
Mystic over the River and through the woods
The Bridge on the River Kwai and through the woods
The French Hen Connection
A Few Good Menorahs
Directed by Rob Reindeer.
Return of the Three Kings
Mall Flanders
Four Calling Birdemics
Batman Returns A Gift
Batman Returns Policy
Batman and Round Robin Christmas Cards
The Dark Knight Rises on Christmas Morning to Open His Presents
Batman Begins Decorating The Tree
Batman Finally Begins His Christmas Shopping
In Bruges #obligatory
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation In Bruges
Six Days and Eight Nights
grandma got run over by a reindeer games
balls, didn’t refresh in time to see someone already did a grandma joke
Happens to the best of us (See “American History Xmas”)
Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire Down Below
The Hurt Latke
Citzen CandyKane
Citizen Candy Cane
We posted this at the same time. I think we’ve Incepted one another!
Indeed. Great minds, etc. But you just gave me another idea: The Immaculate Inception.
The Gift-Wrapping Room
You’re tearing the tissue paper, Lisa!
If I could upvote this more times, I would. It’s the holiday season, you just gotta give, give, give!
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dreidel
Training Dreidel
Grandma’s Boy got run over by a reindeer
Benny and Juniper
American History Xmas
No Country for Old Snowmen
White Snowmen Can’t Jump
Some Like It Hot Chocolate
Nine Candles
I was trying to work in a Menorah movie, good one.
Eight Candled Freaks (inaccurate and offensive!)
Ocean’s 12 Days of Christmas
Consider this BNPG’s case rested. Everyone back to the dinner table.
Latkecalypse Now
I am so sorry.
Winter Wonderland of the Lost
Not a best new party game submission: I wish to announce that later today I will hold a press conference where I will formally declare my official decision to “leave” the commentator section of this website forever and then you’ll be sorry and – PSYCHE!! Just kiddin’! I hate it when people do that shit it’s so stupid. Have a happy thanksgiving trolls and trolls 2 and I’ll see all yall later when massa gets off his lazy fuckin ass and starts back up with the blogging and the – oh shit blogging is GOBLIN spellt backward! RUUUUn!!!
“I’m not a troll, I’m you.”
- Steve Winwood (Me?)
I’m thankful for this comment, Steve.
We are thankful for you, Steve. Genuinely. #dealwithitsunglasses
i cannot stop watching will striker’s beautiful face be taken over by his even more beautiful beard. 8 year old me is very excited. (8 year old me also dressed up as deanna troi at school for some “future day” thing)
Steve, you are our anchor.
And our Big Bird.
p.s. I love how Huckabeast stays in character and is the only one with something on his plate. COOOOOKIEEEEESSSS!!
he knows thanksgiving is typically BYOC
You got us with your PSYCHE!!™ out, Steve. For a second there you made us think you were the type of person who craved attention.
Coal Souls
Iron Snowman
What About Bobbing For Apples?
What about Bob? (He’s alone since his wife died, lets have him over)
Clerks.. (who take their sweet-ass time when there is a mile-long line and I just want to buy this fucking thing for thisperson I don’t give a shit about and go home)
Amazon.com, bitch!
Lady and the Krampus
Blazing Yule Saddles
A Christmas Tree Grows in Brooklyn (woof)
Whatever Happened to Baby Jesus? (REALLY HEIDS?)
See, I think this one is my favorite.
Thanks! Although I just realized that I spelled it incorrectly. Derhay.
Def. my favorite. My grandpa upvoted this.
Thanks Monsters! You get me! You really get me!
Blue Christmas Velvet
White Christmas Heat
The Way of the Red Ryder BB Gun.
You’ll shoot your eye out!
Night Before Christmas on Earth
The Kwanzaa Princess
A Fish Named Kwanzaa
The Royal O Tennebaums
You’ll Shoot Your Eyes Wide Shut Out.
Gorillas in the Mistletoe
Beyond the Valley of the Dreidels
Miracle of the Oil
Fear and Self-Loathing in Las Vegas
The Awkward Conversations With Your Family Stone
The Ugly Sweater Man
Uncle Buck Drank Too Much Eggnog And Is Yelling At The TV About His Failed Marriage
Zombie Holiday Movie! Reindeer Gaaaaammmmmmmmeeeeessssss
Hard Candy Caaaaaaaannnnnneeeeessss
Right down Santa Claus laaaaaaaannnnnneeeeessss
Woops. #toolazydidntread
happy thankskittens everyone!
Nothing like turkey to chase away the blues!
What? You do it your way, I’ll do it mine.
It’s a viable alternative for vegans who hate Tofurkey.
Its also necessary when spending time with family
TOFURKY IS MY HOLIDAY JAM.
Well, my OTHER Holiday Jam.
Did you see Jimmy Fallon’s “Real Housewives of Late Night” last Thanksgiving? Twas splendid.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL OF YOU.
Little Mistletoe Sunshine
Oh no! I just plagiarized Gabe! Think, think…
Manger Manangement
No Country for Auld Acquaintances
Fuck that, No Country for Mulled Wine
A Serious Manger
Manger! Like with Jesus! Okay, I get it now. I was like, “is this a smang thing?” But I put my thinking cap on, because I wanted to understand the title that used my namesake. The end.
“Away in the Smanger” is my favorite Christmas Carol.
The Sandlatke
White Menorah Can’t Jump
The Hand that Rocks the Dreidel
The Truman Shofar
(I only know Jewish holidays, apparently?)
If I could upvote this to heaven, I would. But you know, Jewish.
Mayhaps Colton Burpo could put in a good word.
Wall Street 2: Hogmanay Never Sleeps
House of Santa and Fog
Chopping Mall
Am I doing this right?
so right.
(i added carrots and broccoli… i realize now it doesn’t look wacky/funny)
I just watched this last week and just realized not a single victim gets “chopped”. False advertising.
Will Smith Edition:
Thirty-Sex Degrees of Separation
Bad Toys
Spendependence
Men in Red and Green
Enemy of the Ice Skate
Wild Wild Guests
(J)Ali
Pumpkin Pie Robot
Hitched to a Sleigh
The Pursuit of Merryment
I Yam Legend
Honeybaked Hamcock
Seven Pound Turkey
Brought to you by teacherman and Baby Friday
Impressive…most impressive
Should read Independence Day
I really want a Pumpkin Pie Robot
I feel the need to clarify that I gave you a ^ based solely on the strength of “I Yam Legend”. Unfortunately for your final grade, quite a few others dragged down your median score.
North by Northpole
Twelve Monkeys Drumming
Oceans’s 11 pipers Piping
Ten things I Hate About Lords a-Leaping
9 to 5 Ladies Dancing
Eight Maids a Milking in a Duffle Bag
Se7en Swans a Swimming
Sixth sense of geese a laying
(500) days of golden rings
Four Calling Birds and a Funeral
Three Men and a French Hen
2 Fast 2 Turtledoves
And a Fast Times at Partridgemont High in a Pear Tree
A little bit plagiarist, but I’ll allow it.
Yeah, that took me a lot longer than I though and didn’t have time for a refresh. If I copied anyone, I’ll give you full credit on a future edition of The Tonight Show.
ON further inspection, I’ve decided to cal this the Baby Fridays of X-mas and I believe that’ll cover it.
Yay! (I’m still stealing your dog, though.)
Baby Black Friday
#holidaymonsters?
I love you. Is that wrong?
Christmas in November!
2 Fast 2 Turtledoves made me spit out the bite of pear I just took.
The Presents-tige
Ornamemento
The Nightmare Before Festivus
There Will Be Blitzen
Wise Men in the Hood (This has to be a movie already)
Holiday Wars: The Return of The Jesus
Full Metal Sled
Santa’s List
Boxing Helena’s Gift
The Claus, the elf, his wife and her reindeer
Step Up 2: The Manger
Citizen Candy Kane
Bringing up Baby Jesus
Schindler’s Christmas List
Silence of the Yams
Silent Night of the Living Dead
Holy Night Club
All is Dead Calm
All is Let the Bright One In
Round Yon Virginiffer’s Body
Mother and Child’s Play
Holy Infantz
So tender and Mild Mild West
Sleep in Heavenly Five Easy Peace(s)
Sleep in Heavenly A Separate Peace
I will now proceed to sing these lyrics every x-mas from now until I die (2012).
You Turduckan Count On Me
You turduckan count on an upvote
Damn my vegetarianism. I upvote you BOTH anyways!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Santa
St. Nicholas’ Fire