The thing that I don’t understand about Mean Girls 2, besides EVERYTHING, is who’s the target audience? Teens don’t want a straight-to-DVD movie starring Tim Meadows, and the people who loved the first Mean Girls are all in assisted living facilities. Could somebody please ask whoever played Stiffler’s mom in American Pie 9? She’ll know.
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OH no. I’m so sorry people spent time making this.
Well at least they got the principal to come back.
Poor guy.
But lucky us.*
us = the bursar’s office at Tim Meadow’s kid’s college.
There is also a interesting shortage of scum-sucking road whores who ruin people’s lives, hair so big it’s full of secrets, and girls who have ESPN and weather boobs. One principal can’t make up for that.
So…it’s the same movie again, but with an inferior cast?
…and also an inferior everything else.
I was trying to argue with this, but then I realized that every single goddamn actor in there is from a show on the Disney Channel. Anyone want to take bets on which one is going to be naked in a movie first?
You said “movie”, but you meant “nightclub”.
I know right?! I can’t believe they think they can get away with this… without US.

“Hell, no! I did *not* leave the South Side for this again!” —Mean Girls 2 quotes
“Nothing for you AGAIN Gretchen Wiener”
<—This ginormous Tina Fey fan is appalled, furious, hungover(eh, what's new) and just plain sad.
That’s my mom!!
I just blërged all over my desk.
Well, I just high-fived a million angels…so there!
*Julia Roberts laugh* Ohhh, Mom!
Stop trying to make blërged happen.
Once, in highschool, I tripped and fell on my butt. #MLIMG2
Let me check…
Yup, looks like a 100% chance that this movie will not be as good as the original!
I give this movie two GAHHHs and an OH, BROTHER!
This movie is almost too FUCKING AWFUL to function.
This is so NOT fetch.
It wouldn’t be tight of us to see this movie.
Stop trying to make fetch a word!
stop trying to make direct to dvd sequels happen
This movie is so bad, I’m surprised Lindsay Lohan wasn’t in this. (or maybe she was and she dropped out due to “exhaustion.”)
Remember her? *sigh*
She was pretty.
You mean you don’t think she is pretty anymore?

[Commenter's Note: When I typed "Drunk L" into Google, Google knew where I was going. Bing, what do you think about all of this?]
I heard she has an uncredited role as “Townie Doing Lines at High School Party”
It’s shocking to me that LiLo isn’t in this movie. Isn’t she broke? They must not have even offered it to her.
Did anybody else catch that they made those people vomit with a bottle of something called “Easy Upchuck”?
Available wherever fine poisons are sold!
There actually is an over-the-counter drug you can buy that induces vomiting.
-Baby Friday, Videogum’s answer to a question that no one asked.
Also–vomiting in the trailer=instant classic.
Four Loko?
Hawaiian Punch.
Boooo!!! Quit bagging on Hawaiian Punch!
Hawaiian Punch is gross.
You’re gross. I want a divorce.
Ah, now it feels like Thanksgiving.
There’s still time for them to overdub the movie and edit four loko in for brilliant if instantly outdated product placement/cultural reference.
Because at this point, what do they really have to lose?
The target demographic of “Mean Girls 2″ wouldn’t know what “ipecac syrup” is.
You’d think “I pee cac” would cause something entirely different than vomiting.
They aren’t as well read as the target audience of “American Pie Presents: Band Camp” or Family Guy
“Coach Carr, how many times I gotta tell you? Step away from the underage girls!” —Mean Girls 2 quotes
“My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.” —Mean Girls 1 quote. I just like this quote.
Well, at least they refrained from naming it “Meaner Girls.”
or Mean Girls 2: Too Furious and Fetch
Mean Girl2?
Mean Girls 2: Electric Boogalo?
Mean GirIIs
M34n G7rls (what?)
Mean Grills

Mean Grills 2

Median Girls (alternate joke: Mode Girls)
#honersalgebra
Math jokes give me an honer.
Whoops, not “honors spelling” I guess
“Never in my 20 years as an educator have I seen such behavior. And from young ladies. I’ve got parents calling me on the phone and asking, ‘Did someone get shot?’ I oughta cancel your Blowjob Contest.” —Mean Girls 2 quotes
“Yeah, I can’t NOT do this.” —Tim Meadows, when approached to be in Mean Girls 2
“But I can’t help it if I have a heavy flow and a wideset vagina.”
I noticed the Lost Boys 3 in the video store on sunday. they aren’t numbering them, but I rented the Lost Boys 2 a couple years ago, so it’s at least that high.
so sad they’re doing this.
None for you, Glenn Coco. None for you.
Can we have a Tina Fey dissaproval gif?
Thank you!
A also have a gif of my Mom’s disapproval should you need it, I find it a good way to prepare myself for the holidays.
kevin gnapoor, mathlete and bad ass mc, would not approve
Here’s what happened: someone from The Studio saw Tina Fey at a party and was all “Will you write Mean Girls 2″ and she said “You Betcha” and then they got the half finished script and realized it was actually Sarah Palin.
There was probably an easier way to make that joke but I get paid by the word.
This movie is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met.
Do not trust it. It is a fugly slut!
From the creative minds behind Arli$$ and Beethoven’s 5th…
By the way, this is a fact not a joke.
And from the director of The Babysitter’s Club apparently.