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“We’re reading the script right now. I don’t want to give it away because that wouldn’t be tight, but it’s set in the future and it’s about a journey.” (Jaden Smith on M. Night Shyamalan’s One Thousand A.E.)
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There are downvotes. This is gonna be a tough sell.
PARTY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! is the new FIRRRRRSSSTTTT!!!!
Thing is, nobody likes FIRRRRRRRSSSTTTT!!!!
Le sigh.
Downvotes? You can’t fire me, I QUIT!
(Not really. I don’t give a care.)
I think people have started to downvote it due to the fact that no one has bothered to explain the joke. It’s just a little confusing for most commenters.
Werttrew updated his tumblr to explain it, but BASICALLY in tinychat, Just Desserts would play Tag Team’s Whoomp! There It Is whenever someone new joined chat. Then everyone would get on cam and dance. It was hilarious. So run and tell that, monsters!
)) Party People!!! (( Forever.
Thank you, caeordeath. The explanation was very appreaciated. Sounds like it’d be hillarious for chat, but I’m not sure it translates well into the comment section to be honest.
*cakeordeath.
Sorry for spelling your username wrong.
You know, I have always felt the problem with Videogum has been that its comments contain an insufficient number of in-jokes.
I think 95 South’s “Whoot! There It Is” would have been a better choice. A rare miss, Just Desserts.
CONFESSION TIME: I don’t give a care what the whole “Party People” thing is about. I just know that when someone says it, it gives me liscense to crack open the ol’ gif bucket and shower my fellow monsters in giffin’ goodness. And surely that is something to we should all be so lucky as to find something in this world thankful for
I’m with you, Capu!
I hate to be such an asshole, but can we stop doing this? At least not as much?
[STRONGLY AGREE.]
I think the numbers beside the thumbs prove that you are not, in fact, an asshole.
I vote that monsters only do this as a response to a serious gum comment the way principal enchman suggested, otherwise this is really more lame than anything.
With great PARTY PEOPLE!!! comes great responsibility.
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Paaaaarty People!
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Care to explain the joke itself then?
“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.”
Yes, but repeating a joke that only a few of us understand over & over makes us this:
I think the downvotes refer to the fact that nobody wants ANY use of party people, proper or otherwise.
Party PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aww damn it.
Somebody call Guinness Book of World Records! Today we witnessed the quickest death of an almost-meme.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!
Awww I was about 16 hours late anyway
Well….
(Ok, so I love Party People [obvs], but I totes understand how it is getting old really fast! So I will agree to use the term sparingly)
I’m almost disappointed that this whole thing wasn’t just a ploy to get more monsters interested in the tinychat. ‘Cos tinychat can be awesome!
http://tinychat.com/videogum
password: enhance
MAKE IT HAPPEN!
I firmly maintain the belief that Mark Wahlberg in The Happening is one of the best cinematic performances of all time.
I think he means so far in the future that it comes back full circle
Who is we? Is Justin Bieber just playing b-ball with Jaden and during water breaks going over scripts?
He probably is using ‘we’ as in the royal ‘WE”. Either way, this can’t end well.
But guys, it takes place in space, and it has some sort of a journey involved. It wouldn’t be tight to judge this movie prematurely!
you sir, have the best avatar ever, upvotes indeed
It’s going to be a maze.
One day Shyamalamadingdong is going to make a fucking amazing movie, and you’re all gonna realize that was the big twist this has all been leading up to. Just wait and see!
Part of me thinks that is his masterful plan, after Unbreakable was kind of ‘meh.’ Movie after movie our expectations are being lowered, and BLAMMO, soon our eyes will melt collectively due to the superfantasticawesome film he has in the pipeline!!
Or, they would melt that is, if anyone was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt and see his movies. Mr. Shamalan, I fear that I learned my lesson after Lady in the Water. Consider my once bitten (by a bad movie), twice shy (of seeing future bad movies)
Maybe after another few increasingly terrible movies he’s going to BLOW OUR MINDS and just remake the Sixth Sense? The circle of life.
The twist is that it was actually in the past and no one went anywhere.
1000AD? About a journey? This guys knows what you’re talking about:
THIS guy:
Apparently I chose wisely the first time and should have left well enough alone.
I thought the zoom in / dramatic cut was a very sophisticated technique for a blog comment.
M Night: “The twist of my new movie is that Alison Pill is actually a huge movie star, and always has been because why would that not be true.”
rajma: “I forgive you.”
To be fair, this is the same thing he said about his sister’s song.
To be even fairer, that song is legitimately tight, best song of the millenium, sorry the willowenium
But it’s “One Thousand A.E.”, not A.D. Does this ruin the joke? I say no! Still a great quote.
Hey now, don’t ruin the joke. That’s SO not tight.
OR!
Have you just uncovered the twist?! Looks like the future, but it’s really… the past?
I mean, we’d be talking a twist of a recycled twist (from The Village), and if the filmgoing public wasn’t ready for The Last Airbender, how can we begin to understand the Resurrected Double Twist*?
*I made that up just now. Just put the check in the mail, M. Night. You’re welcome.
And here’s the twist.
where did this come from? must know…
Well, I guess this IS about due for a remake.
I only care about Smiths with whippable hair. (That’s most definitely a word.) Jaden, you have been upstaged.
Other things that will be featured in this movie: actors, dialogue, and dramatic panning shots. No spoilero.
You know, this kid is a pro. He managed to say something about a Shyamalan script without using “awful,” “wretched,” “asinine,” “derp-a-derp-derp,” “seriously, I was tempted to set myself on fire rather than read one more word of this half-baked tripe,” and “TWIST!!!1!” Diplomatically played, young Mr. Smith.
Maybe he’ll just wait 2 years like Mark Wahlberg
” “We had actually had the luxury of having lunch before to talk about another movie, and it was a really bad movie that I did. She dodged the bullet. And then I was still able to … I don’t want to tell you what movie … alright, The Happening. Fuck it. It is what it is. Fucking trees, man. The plants. Fuck it. You can’t blame me for not wanting to try to play a science teacher. At least I wasn’t playing a cop or a crook.”
Since he’s being raised a Scientologsit maybe he thinks 1000 A.D. is actually 1000 years after Battlefield Earth was published.
Since he’s being raised a Scientologist maybe he thinks 1000 A.D. is actually 1000 years after Battlefield Earth was published.
Sorry about the double post!
It’s the future, people. Flick your pylon back and forth.
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/pylons.gif?w=259&h=292
Allow me to translate. “We’re reading the script right now [I am sitting by my pool with Selena Gomez not reading the script]. I don’t want to give it away because that wouldn’t be tight [I didn't read it], but it’s set in the future and it’s about a journey. [I can only assume and anyway I need to cut this short because Joe Jonas is totes about to do a canonball.]”
Jaden Smith plays the assistant to Dolph Lundgren, a half human/half dog that can smell crime. Dolph nails a hot woman/solves a crime/nails a hot woman/solves a crime for 90 minutes.
I know this is SOOOO late, but …. The Last HairWhipper?