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Between this and his lip-dub with 50 Cent, I’m getting pretty worried about Keenan, you guys. He used to be one of the hardest syncers in the game, but now he is just straight up mocking his former self with this blah-blah-blah olive juice laziness. And, uh, I mean, uh, what is going on with his whole, you know FACE AND ALSO CLOTHES? Did a rave burn down? What is going on here? Obviously our prayers are with Keenan and his family in this difficult time. Everyone is pulling for you, buddy!
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In related news, anybody reading the current Bookgum selection “Never Let Me Go” should look at the bottom corner of the back cover, and check out who did the cover design. You will be mildly pleased!
I have my copy in my hands right now, and did as instructed. Best payoff ever.
What does it say?!
It’s pretty great. But don’t take my word for it!
And if you are NOT reading the current Bookgum selection, look at what you’re missing:
Can we all please upvote this? I want this to be the most Lynchian “highest rated comment” ever!
Am I the only one who can’t see werttrew’s image? And judging by facetoaco’s comment, I REALLY want to see it…
No, I can’t see it, I’m assuming NOBODY can. That’s what would make it so perfect.
I hot-linked it, which I should know better than to do. It seems to work sometimes and not work other times? Anyway, this is the picture. Again. Sorry.
2:20 to 2:25 is nightmare-inducing. Someone get this kid a mother, stat.
I find Keenan vaugely terrifying to begin with…
You know what, scratch the vaugely. Keenan scares the crap outta me.
I just had to look this up and indeed, Keenan is a kid — he’s 15! I always thought he had what Andy Milonakis has.
A fading career?
Huge slam on Andy Milonakis outta nowhere!
Slam? I say observation! I demand a recount!
Which is good, because “nowhere” is exactly where his career is headed. Maybe the two will cross paths.
(I’m sorry, Milly, I have nothing against you! You’re just a convenient target!)
Ahem, as I’m sure my attorney has already pointed out to you, T.C.G, my comment vis a viz slanderous speech was pointed at Facetaco, who should appear as “defendant” on the forms in front of you. Your role in this trial is as a witness, as I and my legal staff have made clear to you numerous times, and I would appreciate behavior befitting a courtroom of this stature. Thank you.
My sincere apologies, whowashere, and thank you for clarification. I know I’m technically not, but can your attorneys refer to me as an “expert witness” while I’m on the stand?
You would have my attorneys perjure themselves for the sake of your vanity? My god man, the depth of your disrespect borders on contempt of court.
His is a kid. A kid with exclusive management by David Graham & Mark Long.
Don’t forget a kid who is BFF’s with 50 Cent!
Wow — I’m impressed you made it that far.
Full quote: “Wow — I’m impressed you made it that far. I’ve never known you to last more than 45 seconds or so.”
(Inappropriate, guys, I’m sorry.)
Oh, snap!
speaking of Glee
First, I thought he had a piece of tape stuck to his face. Then, I thought he had an embarrassing mucus problem. Then, I realized he was just wearing lip diamonds. (Of course! It’s always just lip diamonds.)
I believe it is a “sequin snot”….its huge with the kids not days.
The days are not into it at all.
I bet you remind people about the stupid things they did when they were drunk…don’t you?
Fortunately, this guy started a support group.
Man, you had to go pretty deep into the internet archives to grab that one, huh? That was the first viral video I can remember.
So, Keenan gets big and we all jump ship. Very hip. Very Stereogum.
Keenans of Leon?
Vampire Kennkend
Animal Kennective
Keenective Soul
The Arkeen Fire
BroKeenan Social Scene
The Barekeenan Ladies
Sufjan Skeenans
Michael Jackson’s Sequined Glove Stuck in His Pants -eenan
FUCK YES
Hello, I am a young man making a small amount of money and internet notoriety via a series of internet videos in which I lipsinc to pop songs that everyone has heard a million times. And yet, with each passing day, I find it harder and harder to even listen to the songs, let alone devote enough to memory to lipsinc. Each video I make I settle into a deeper pit of despair, and hope that someone will realize, before I am literally just weeping and eating a pringle to the new Gwenyth Paltrow single, that this has all been asking for help from a world I don’t and can’t understand.
leetle to cloose to hoooome thereee
“Each video I make I settle into a deeper pit of despair, and hope that someone will realize, before I am literally just weeping and eating a pringle to the new Gwenyth Paltrow single”- this made my day!
Let’s restore Keenan, you guys!
Earbuds? Where? Am I just blind and dumb? I don’t see any earbuds anywhere. By Zagg or otherwise.
Maybe Keenan will just retire from lip dubs and move on to something else, like reciting along to movies he knows by heart. I can show him how it’s done. Also, never watch Blues Brothers with me because you will get SO annoyed.
I don’t think he’s even really singing, you guys.
I actually like that hoodie.
I care-fronted my friend, telling him that he looked like Keenan on the dance floor (lazy eye rolls, inexplicable o-faces). He just laughed and said he was more like Kel. *sigh*
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Can I take yo’order?
It turns out the lyrics are, in fact, “muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh”.
Keenan’s safe.
It turns out the lyrics are, in fact, “muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh muh”.
Keenan’s safe.
I too am concerned with Keenan these days. He’s really phoning it in. I think we can attribute this lack of energy and motivation to a slew of late nights parties with groupies, drinking too much Grey Goose with 50, and his all-too-quick rise into internet stardom. This is taking a severe toll, and could potentially lead to his burnout and rock bottom. Keenan, please don’t turn into the Steven Tyler of the YouTube generation, the band really needs you!
I like that he put some effort into his costume, but I was kind of disappointed that he never unzipped his hoodie to reveal an ” I <3 Maine" t-shirt.