I like the matter-of-fact eating of paper, like a baseball manager chomping on sunflower seeds. “This is normal. All newscasters eat paper.” -Your Boyfriend the Newscaster
“The bridge had grown old. She bared no regrets having provided safe crossing for many travelers. Yet has she pondered his legacy and fate she longed not to grow rusty and rotted. She would go in a blaze of glory and in front of millions of viewers. She was proud.” – Mans
Chicago Monsters can attest that is is pretty standard for the WGN morning news. Professionalism isn’t their number one attribute, but they’re fun to watch.
This video pretty much describes my day so far. A pretty slow, uneventful morning, then I go out for a quick lunch and miss out on a caption contest (with real prizes!) and a rare seriousgum Tanner family discussion about our feelings. Aww man!
Incidentally, this video also pretty much describes my sex life.
What they really missed – a giant lake monster rises from the depths, grapples the bridge with its multiple spongy tentacles, and plunges back into the abyss, never to be seen again.
“From Dallas, Texas, the flash – apparently official – President Kennedy died at 1:00 p.m. Central standard time, 2 p.m. Eastern standard time, some 38 minutes ago. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??” – Walter Cronkite
Memo to the WGN control room (with apologies to Simon & Garfunkel): in regards to your live shots, you should always like a bridge over troubled reporter.
Ummm, I got bored just as the camera went back to the guy in the studio so I skipped ahead… and missed the footage of the bridge entirely. I am this news team, apparently.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
SOMETIMES some incredulous shit just HAPPENS at work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfFyhngfpOY
Being on the news is hard.
Okay, I actually love these newscasters’ reactions. “I’m like an angry troll!” is this generation’s “You are dumb. You are really dumb.”
I’m not only LIKE an angry troll, I AM an angry troll. I would like to be a newscaster.
Also good use of “Loser” at the end there, WGN news team.
I’d be angry too if they imploded my home.
I like the matter-of-fact eating of paper, like a baseball manager chomping on sunflower seeds. “This is normal. All newscasters eat paper.” -Your Boyfriend the Newscaster
Just keep fucking that chicken you guys.
Damn, now we’ll never know what happened.
Well, it’s better than Fox News.
what was wrong with the bridge? it’s green and prettier than the one next to it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IDIOTS! – Stev- Oh, fuck it! We all know who!
“The bridge had grown old. She bared no regrets having provided safe crossing for many travelers. Yet has she pondered his legacy and fate she longed not to grow rusty and rotted. She would go in a blaze of glory and in front of millions of viewers. She was proud.” – Mans
“Something completely fucking adorable” – Baby Friday
“I love this! Upvotes forever!” -Teacherman
I would like to have sex with Ryan Gosling on this bridge -Thisismynightmare
She’d hit that.
UMMMMMM….YES! I would so hit that on this bridge!
“‘Nam.” -Capu Flapu
Gif of kittens that reminds us how much we miss his Amelia nominations – werttrew
–Werttrew
“WOOF. What do you think this bridge is going to do? Not collapse? GET REAL. Go to bed, bridge.” -Gabe
Hahaha!
“That bridge? Still got it”
–Whoa
“The bridge was clearly pulled down by Jane Austen riding on Cthulhu’s back.” –Lilbobbytables
“I know who could suxxx this bridges butt if it needed it.” –Tophersuxxbuttz
You guys. Come on. Amazing.
This whole thread is why you guys are my BFFs. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t count your bridges before they’ve collapsed.
cool trailer.
Tom Skilling would never let that bullshit happen on his watch.
Chicago Monsters can attest that is is pretty standard for the WGN morning news. Professionalism isn’t their number one attribute, but they’re fun to watch.
When I stole cable, I crushed on that girl who hosted movies in that basement for WGN. WGN knows what it is doing.
You snews you lose.
UHHH I DON’T THINK WE SHOULD BE MAKING FUN OF A TRAGIC BRIDGE COLLAPSE GUYS!
If it were up to Gretchen Carlson, they would have hung on just a little longer.
DAMN IT ARTOO, WE HIT THE RESET BUTTON
This video pretty much describes my day so far. A pretty slow, uneventful morning, then I go out for a quick lunch and miss out on a caption contest (with real prizes!) and a rare seriousgum Tanner family discussion about our feelings. Aww man!
Incidentally, this video also pretty much describes my sex life.
A long wait for a big let down?
Collapsing into a big, wet puddle?
Shouting “I’m an angry troll!” while Beck’s “Loser” murmurs softly in the background?
An old erection collapsing when no one is looking?
This made me spit out my coffee. Good one FLW!
Posted on the internet for everyone to watch?
All of the above, actually. You guys know me far too well (maybe I should stop putting my sex up on the Internet).
Too easy… aw, what the hell.

It’s viral?
Barkeep, an Upvote for this witty fellow!
That’s the last time you make fun of a Good Morning America segment.
What they really missed – a giant lake monster rises from the depths, grapples the bridge with its multiple spongy tentacles, and plunges back into the abyss, never to be seen again.
What’s more, they were clearly given a cue, when the weatherman over to their right turned around and said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqC_m3yUDU&feature=related
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Bet they wish they had a re-set button.
“From Dallas, Texas, the flash – apparently official – President Kennedy died at 1:00 p.m. Central standard time, 2 p.m. Eastern standard time, some 38 minutes ago. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??” – Walter Cronkite
Memo to the WGN control room (with apologies to Simon & Garfunkel): in regards to your live shots, you should always like a bridge over troubled reporter.
The least they could have done was replayed footage of the human taco parasailing into a pool of salsa.
That never happened.
God damn it.
Just like losing my virginity. But no Pot-roast this time. So even more disappointing.
Ummm, I got bored just as the camera went back to the guy in the studio so I skipped ahead… and missed the footage of the bridge entirely. I am this news team, apparently.