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Nightmare’s Nightmares
Request for title change by ASeriousMonster:
Like for Your Vagina
http://www.videogum.com/
You’re Fucking Out, I’m Fucking In
No, YOU’RE fucking out, I’m fucking in
My Life in Hyperspace
Surviving the Skywalkers
From Tatooine to Coruscant….and Back Again
The upvotes for this count for you:
R2D2, Esq: WHEREAS, beepbeepsqueekbooooosloobeep THEREFORE beepsquueedoobeezip
Coming of Age as a Fantastically Gay Unicorn
I’m Dan Quayle’s Potatoe
Pretty sure this guy knows what lady on the left is talking about.
My Miserable Irish Childhood.
The Monster at the End of This Book
The Monster Inside Me
“YOU TURNED THE PAGE!!!”
A Single Monster
All Out Of Cake
Or Death?
I think this one makes way too much sense.
The Bible
100 Years of Donuts
(500) Days of Bummer
Sixteen CAN’T-les
A Gazillion big chunks
It’s Not You, It’s Me
SeeShellBomb – My Life of Mistakes
hipster, uncle, or math teacher: my ironic mustache.
Psych: A Love Story
Well Monsters, I’m off to the races. Have a dance party Friday and a crunk weekend!
xx
A Million Little Sarcastic Comments
Look who has broke their LEGENDARY silence on their life’s story, I’m sure.
-Gabe’s review of my memoir, I’m sure.
I can’t believe I got to use this more than once.
You are the Oprah to my James Frey
Oh no! I wasn’t implying that you plagiarized. I was just offering a suggestion for Winwood.
Are you there, God? It’s me, Facetaco. Why Did You Think It Was A Good Idea To Make A Man With A Taco For A Face?!
Purple Prayin’: Cloistered and Fabulous!
You Fuckers Had it Coming: The Life and Times of Bisquetaker
My Life Was Twilight
The Other Fozzy: My life as a chair
What’s up with all the downvotes I’m getting today? WHO HATES ME?!?
Honestly, It’s an epidemic today! How do we discover who the culprit is?
Downvoter D. Downvoterson?
And he would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids and their darn dog!
Quick, let’s get the prop guns and take him out!
Upvote Avengers, to the rescue!
A “Life” Spent in Academia
An empty bank account means back stage access.
Sounds way dirtier now that I read that out of context.
You know this one is actually a GREAT title
Maybe A Nap?: An Ambivalence Story
the best story
meh, its ok
I could take it or leave it.
Topknot: Never Say Never (3D)
Pretending to Work, Refreshing the Internet: A Life Well Spent.
I Came, I Saw, I Snacked
“I’m 22: Literally Nothing of Importance Has Happened To Me Yet”
Take U 2 Da Movies (Just Don’t Eat Me)
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Self-Importance
The Life of Sadmalandar: Purgatory on Earth
HOW TO Fucking Economocially AND MILITARILY Cripple the GLOBE in LESS TIME Than A FRENCH/BRITISH War ALL Under the GUISE OF a Capitalistic and Christocentric PHILOSOPHY That IS BENT SO FAR Towards the Right THAT ANYTHING OUTSIDE of THE NARROW Definition of Strict Conservatism IS SPUN AS Existing ON THE Exact OPPOSITE of the Social and POLITICAL Spectrum
or
Whoops, WE DONE Fucked UP NOW
Looks like you’ll need a coffee table book to get all that on the cover.
TWSS
Speaking of books. (And I would read the hell out of your book.) What’s up with bookgum? I aim to start reading the Kazuo Ishuguro (sp?) this weekend.
Chris Trash: The infinitely interesting story of a guy in a cubicle.
The Sequel:
The Exciting Life of a Gay Nebraskan Actuary.
actuaries in the house!!!1
Confessions of a Kleptomaniac
You’ve done a good Jobe: The life and times of Jobes.
Amelia, Amelia:
The Story of werttrew, the Internet’s Sexy Palindrome, in the World’s First Animated Gif Memoir
CANNOT upvote enough.
I think werttrew should get both copies for this.
Where I Got My Ideas
Clearly from Heaven, because this is amazing.
Don’t Get Too Close To My Fantasy: A Troll’s Journey From Milan To Minsk
I would be in line at the signings.
PS. do you want the Winbot Passwords or do you want me to delete them? http://tinychat.com/videogum password: enhanceThe Brave Little Scrabio
Hipsterdad: ..meh.
“I Wish I Were Dead”
This took me forever, but I know Teacherman wouldn’t want to be left out.
for the longest time i thought teacherman was alan rickman but now that you blew his shit up i can clearly see i was wrong. my bad donald, and teacherman.
If aliens were to download this blog and this blog alone for clues about Earth Culture, the preponderance of Sutherland avatars would lead to some startling conclusions about our government and religion.
Thank you. Just…thank you.
This is Why I’m Better Than You
I Mad, You Mad, We All Mad: The Wrath of Shoogyboom
The Life and Opinions of Lil Bobby Tables, Gentlewoman: or, How Dead was my Parakeet; a novel in four parts, as told to the illustrious author Sir Frederick Von Appleschnapps of Willerton Road
Being the Collected Comments of a Monster of Quality on a Pop Culture Website
It Got Better
My life in jail: A tale of slothdrop, love and redemption.
We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Livejournal
Self-serving and Full of Many Glaring Omissions
Cake for Breakfast and Other First World Luxuries
Drawing Dicks on the Faces of Slumbering Millionaires
Dodging the Coat-hanger
Your comment made me think of this so I can’t take credit for it.
Sadmalandar: The Reason for a Woman’s Right to Choose.
“Poster Child for Abortion”
-Tommy Boy (I think it was in this movie? Maybe?!)
Someone is obviously downvoting everyone like an asshole. Troll alert!
I think I angered it on the TV thread.
I believe there to be a malignant tumor of comment wackers here in the comment section.
I Ant Relly a Monky
by Da Cake Eatur
A man is a man: The story of how I made it so: by Jean-luc “La Paresse” Vila
Cross-Eyed At Birth: or, A Lifetime of Getting Asked, “Hey, Are You Looking at Me? Really?”
I Know Why The Caged Troll Sings, or Grimoire, a Memoir.
She’s All the Woman: The Story of Raising a Diva
Strawberries: Based on the Novel “Push” by Sapphire
Hard to Watch: Based on the Novel “Stone Cold Bummer” by Manipulate
Stupac: Resurrection
The Autobiography of KajusX & Chainsaws As Told To Alex Haley
I Almost Ate the Whole Thing. It will have a large photo section, of course.
“Time Desk: The Memoirs of Dean Dangerous”
“White Person Problems”
subtitle: “I Dun Goofed.”
Good Night, and Good Fuck: The Universe’s Untold Scandals Through the Eyes of It’s Hottest Reporter
Aaaaaaaand Scene: A Delusional Life in Three Acts
“I’m You”
the effects of vitamin d deficiency on the brain: a case study
Keep Fucking that Chicken
This is kinda the perfect title for any memoir.
Monroe County Arrest Records 1986 – 2012.
A Portrait Of The Garbage As A Trash Can
I, Mad
Pretentious and Long-Winded But (With Some Exceptions) Well Intentioned: A Life. Kind of.
Sufficiently Hardcore
HOW COULD YOU NOT READ THIS FAM??!!!: A STORY OF THE GENIUS OF ALL GENIUSES.
That’s What She Said: A Memoir
Guns, Germs, and Steel…Bitches
“can ne1 make a sticker of Calvin peeing on my broken <3 ?
A Gentleman’s Despair“
“Everything Sucks: And Fuck That Bird Too”
Dawn of the jawnofthedead (sorry, it’s been a rough day)
Ring a ding ding: Let the phones ring, I’m on the internet! A receptionist’s memoir
Open cabinets: a memoir by the Teeny Little Superhero guy
Katharine Hepburn’s “Me”
My memoir would be ‘Dude, Where’s My Corkscrew?’
STAMOOOS!!! : The Scudworth12 Story.
My Life as a Dog (In a Towel)
Sterling’s Gold – Nick Madson
Mel Gibson, Hugh Jackman & Blackface: The stigma of an Australian Monster
“If i could do it all over, i’d do it over you (A Hand Maidens Tail)”
“A Hand Maidens Tail 2: Fievel Goes West”