There is now a six minute trailer for the Eli Porter documentary, you guys. So that at least takes care of six of today’s interminable minutes. (Hi, Andy Milonakis!) (Hi, Andy Milonakis?)

Comments (14)
  1. “Yes, sir, we think this man died of a chronic overdose of movie trailers, as can be seen here by the blooshot eyes and contorted limbs, applied over roughly a 24 hour period. Either that or it was Satanists.”

  2. i’m glad andy milonakis was able to reinvent himself as an internet video expert who wears glasses.

  3. I think I actually want to see this now….not just for the fine ass black men in this documentary (there are some fine ass black men in this documentary) but it sounds like a legitimately interesting story.

  4. People’s Champion > Harry Potter.

  5. Do any of you Monsters know a decent violinist? I’m putting together a chamber ensemble to perform the middle period compositions of Keyboard Cat.

  6. There’s only one People’s Champ, Eli, and you’re going to have to take him on if you want to star in the next movie about the Tooth Fairy.

  7. Whoa whoa whoa, what is this, ‘Trailer Day’ or something?

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